No One Cares About

No One Cares About
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A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.

  1. 3d ago

    Your Medical Team

    The conversation delves into the significant injuries affecting NFL teams, the implications of coaching decisions, and surprising game outcomes from week six. Additionally, the hosts discuss fantasy football challenges and upcoming matchups, providing insights into player performances and predictions. The conversation delves into upcoming NFL matchups, player injuries, and strategies for fantasy football. The hosts engage in a game segment to decide which players to keep or cut, while also discussing the impact of injuries on team performance. The conversation delves into player injuries, their impact on team performance, and strategies for fantasy football. The hosts discuss various matchups, predictions, and insights into team dynamics as they prepare for upcoming games. The conversation covers various NFL matchups, focusing on team performances, player injuries, and predictions for upcoming games. The hosts engage in lively banter while analyzing the implications of each game on the season. Takeaways Injuries dominate NFL discussionsCoaching decisions impact team performance Fantasy football strategies discussedInjury impacts on player performance Injury impacts team performanceFantasy football strategies discussed Dolphins' potential for victoryImpact of injuries on team performance Chapters 00:00 Injury Roundup: Week Six Highlights02:59 Coaching Decisions and Medical Staff Accountability05:56 Surprising Game Outcomes and Team Performances09:01 Fantasy Football Struggles and Player Updates11:56 Upcoming Matchups and Predictions22:52 Injuries and Player Availability24:41 Keep or Cut Game Segment35:47 Defensive Dossier and Fantasy Villains42:26 Injury Updates and Player Performance45:30 Fantasy Football Insights46:55 Team Dynamics and Predictions49:06 Game Picks and Analysis52:38 Matchup Predictions57:31 Team Rivalries and Player Evaluations01:00:30 Coaching Strategies and Team Management01:03:46 Dolphins vs. Jets Showdown01:06:12 Browns vs. Titans Analysis01:07:57 Broncos' Get Right Game01:10:00 Packers vs. Lions Rivalry01:11:54 Rams vs. Raiders Predictions01:13:25 Chiefs vs. Seahawks Preview01:15:03 Cowboys vs. Eagles Showdown01:18:10 In Memoriam: Mike Ditka

    Your Medical Team

  2. Oct 16

    Your Centennial Episode

    The NOCA pod crew marks a major milestone with a full-throttle celebration, a brutal week in fantasy football, and the kind of trash talk, inside jokes, and bad bets that only get better after a hundred episodes.Commish Jhonny, Co-Host Crispy, PrOmar, and Ruben all bring something different to the table here: Omar stays locked in on the football takes and delivers the heat, Jhonny keeps the conversation moving with sharp analysis and the weekly defensive dossier, Crispy brings the chaos, the reactions, and the emotional honesty, and Ruben shows up with betting picks, fantasy fallout, and the kind of record that proves the pod is not exactly kind to gamblers. The episode kicks off with the gang celebrating reaching 100 episodes, complete with sound effects, logo talk, and a lot of laughing at how far the show has come. But it quickly turns into a real football conversation, with week 5 reactions, fantasy heartbreak, and a heated breakdown of the Chargers, Jaguars, Chiefs, Bills, Ravens, and the rest of the league's moving parts. You'll discover:Why the Eagles-Jaguars ending had everyone arguing about clock management, kickoff decisions, and special teamsWhy Justin Herbert's situation keeps getting worse and why the Chargers feel one injury away from total collapseWhether Drake May is actually breaking out or just fooling everybody againHow Josh Allen survived a bizarre game with only 12 completions and still rescued fantasy managersWhich players, defenses, and matchups matter most heading into week 6Ruben's betting segment adds another layer of fun, with confidence picks, teaser logic, and a few very real reminders about how often this podcast has ruined a wager. The crew also runs through the week 6 slate game by game, arguing over cats, birds, quarterbacks, and the continuing mystery of which teams are actually good. This one is equal parts celebration, football analysis, fantasy advice, and unfiltered friend-group energy. Perfect for NFL fans, fantasy managers, and anyone who likes their sports talk with personality, receipts, and just enough chaos to keep it interesting.

    Your Centennial Episode

  3. Oct 9

    Your Big Fat Greek Backup

    The NFL season is turning into a wrecking ball of injuries, backup quarterbacks, and fantasy chaos, and this week’s preview pod catches it all before kickoff. From the first Greek starting QB in the league to the Eagles, Chargers, and Ravens all getting dragged by the injury report, this episode is your roadmap to the games that will swing Week 5. Crispy, Omar, and Jhonny break down the matchups that actually matter, including Jags-Eagles in London, a wildly messy NFC East, and whether the undefeated streaks for the Niners and Vikings can survive another week. They also dig into the biggest fantasy and betting angles, from top PPR performers like Drake May, Kyren Williams, Tetairoa McMillan, and Nico Collins to the matchups that could decide your lineup before Sunday even starts.You'll hear sharp takes on Justin Herbert's rough start, why the Chargers may be headed for another loss, how the Panthers and Bears are quietly shaping the fantasy landscape, and why so many star players like Saquon Barkley, Jamar Chase, T. Higgins, Lamar Jackson, and Tank Bigsby are suddenly in question. The crew also reacts to the absurdity of backup QBs, surprise breakout weeks, and the kind of football logic that only makes sense when you're living inside a fantasy league.We break down every Week 5 pick, from survivor locks and teaser legs to the games most likely to go sideways in a hurry. If you want the smartest, funniest, and most chaotic way to get ready for the slate, this episode delivers the full picture without wasting a second.Perfect for fantasy managers, bettors, and anyone who wants the Week 5 storylines before the rest of the league catches up.

    Your Big Fat Greek Backup

  4. Oct 3

    Your Nine Lives

    The conversation revolves around the experiences and strategies in a fantasy football league, particularly focusing on the challenges faced by the participants in the fumble games, a guillotine league format. The hosts discuss player performances, critical decisions made during the week, and the emotional rollercoaster of being on the brink of elimination. The conversation revolves around fantasy football rankings, player performances, and strategic insights for upcoming games. The hosts discuss various players, their rankings, and the impact of matchups on fantasy outcomes. The conversation revolves around predictions and analyses of various NFL games, with a focus on team performances, player statistics, and personal insights from the hosts. They discuss specific matchups, player conditions, and their implications for the upcoming games, while also sharing humorous banter and personal anecdotes. Takeaways Fantasy football is unpredictableCritical decisions can save or eliminate players Fantasy rankings impact game strategyPlayer performance varies week to week NFL game predictionsPlayer performance insights

    Your Nine Lives

  5. Sep 26

    Your Hamstring Injury

    The Raiders are undefeated, the Chargers look broken, and week three fantasy managers are already making panic moves. If you need a sharp read on what is real, what is smoke, and which players are quietly swinging your season, this episode is for you.Ruben kicks things off with a full-on Bond Boy betting segment, breaking down a wild slate of survivor, money line, teaser, and longshot plays, including the kind of tie bet that turns a tiny stake into a massive payday. Then the crew shifts into week two overreactions, where a brutal run of injuries, shocking quarterback play, and a few unexpectedly scorching offenses force everyone to rethink what they thought they knew.You’ll hear the panel unpack: Why the Chargers are suddenly one of the league’s biggest fantasy and real-life worriesWhether the Saints, Falcons, Raiders, Vikings, and Bengals are legit or just early-season illusionsHow injuries to Caleb Williams, Jaden Daniels, and Jackson Dart are reshaping the quarterback conversationWhich fantasy stars are overperforming, underperforming, or making managers regret draft day alreadyWhy the Raiders, Seahawks, Panthers, and Broncos all become key week three decisionsOmar, Crispy, and Johnny also get into the fantasy weeds with a blind rank of the most disappointing players so far, top-five position leaders from the week, and a spirited debate about waiver strategy, IR rules, and conditional dynasty picks. If you care about smart fantasy takes with real personality, this is the kind of episode that gives you both the laughs and the edge.And because this crew never stays on one lane for long, the episode wraps with a big slate of week three picks, baby shower logistics, YouTube chaos, and the kind of group chemistry that makes even the off-topic tangents worth hearing.Essential listening if you want to stay ahead of your league, sharpen your picks, and enjoy fantasy football discourse that knows when to get serious and when to absolutely not.

    Your Hamstring Injury

  6. Sep 19

    Your New Stadium

    Co-Host Crispy has been left unsupervised. With Commish Jhonny on Dad Duty and newly inducted Co-Host Omar missing in action, Crispy takes over the pod solo to recap Week 1 and look ahead to Week 2. There’s a brand new stadium, an important scientific update, some reluctant fantasy football analysis, Ruben’s Week 2 bets, and Omar sends in his picks so Crispy can judge them without him there to defend himself. Plus, the Fumble Games are officially underway. It’s Week 2. What could go wrong?

  7. Sep 12

    Your Football Hibernation

    Football is back, baby! The NOCA Crew has finally emerged from hibernation for Season 5 — and Commish Jhonny is officially a dad! The crew catches up on everything that happened while Co-Host Crispy was living under a rock, including roster moves, rookie hype, preseason surprises, injuries, and everything else we apparently should have been paying attention to. Then it’s on to a very weird start to the 2026 NFL season, with a Wednesday night kickoff and Thursday Night Football in Australia… on Friday? Ruben calls in with his Week 1 bets before the crew makes their picks for the rest of the opening slate, talks fantasy football, and tries to figure out what exactly we’re supposed to expect from the new season. Plus, Friend of the Pod Omar officially joins the show as a regular while Commish Jhonny navigates life as a new dad. Season 5 is here. We’re awake. Probably. Welcome back to No One Cares About!

    Your Football Hibernation

  8. Mar 16

    Your Unwanted Players

    The offseason has officially begun, and that means one thing: players getting paid, teams making questionable decisions, and fantasy managers trying to figure out what it all means. In Your Unwanted Players, the crew breaks down the chaos of NFL free agency, diving into the biggest roster moves, surprise trades, and contract negotiations that are already reshaping the league heading into next season. The conversation starts with a look at the rapidly evolving economics of the NFL, including the massive growth of the salary cap from 2022 through 2026 and how that financial expansion is changing the way teams build their rosters. With more money flowing through the league, franchises are making aggressive moves—some smart, some confusing—to secure talent and stay competitive. From there, the crew analyzes the most impactful free agency developments and what they mean both on the field and in fantasy football. The guys discuss Geno Smith’s surprising return to the Jets, the complicated franchise tag situation surrounding Breece Hall, and how the Pittsburgh running back room might shake out. They also break down the Dolphins’ draft strategy, the Eagles’ internal tension and possible trade scenarios, and why some teams—like the Broncos—are keeping a suspiciously quiet offseason. Throughout the episode, the discussion highlights how contracts, franchise tags, and player movement can dramatically change team strategy and fantasy outlooks. Which big signings actually move the needle? Which players might hold out? And which “unwanted players” could end up becoming major fantasy steals? Packed with offseason insights, contract talk, and early fantasy implications, this episode is your guide to navigating the NFL’s most unpredictable time of year—when roster moves today can shape championships tomorrow.

    Your Unwanted Players
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A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.

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    No One Cares About
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    2022 - 2026
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