Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

  1. 2d ago

    200 - This Isn't Goodbye, This is See You Later 3

    Thank you for 200 incredible episodes. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com! Sponsors: ➜ Go to REVOLVE.com/CAMP to shop and use code CAMP for 15% off your entire order! ➜ Get your business going with Shopify! Sign up for your free trial today at Shopify.com/camp Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  2. 4d ago

    Walking Red Flag turns High Speed Chase - Trail Mix #149

    In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who was woken up by their neighbor’s illegal housemate, a woman's new life in a new town that became a low budget crime thriller, and the story of a camper who ended their crush with a crash. Trail Mix 149 was mixed and edited by Jonathan Carson. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here! Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  3. Sep 23

    199 - we need to talk

    Hey campers. This is a different one. This has been such a hard decision but we need to talk. Episode 199 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com! Sponsors: ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  4. Sep 21

    You Pour Milk on Your What?! - Trail Mix #148

    In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who learned Buffalo Wild Wings is not foreplay-friendly, one woman who learned the price you pay to be a cool mom, and the tale of one camper who let jealousy fire up in the kiln room. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sponsors: ➜ Get your business going with Shopify! Sign up for your free trial today at Shopify.com/camp ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP ➜ Go to BollAndBranch.com/camp (and use code: camp) to get up to 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets. Exclusions apply. See site for details. Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here! Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  5. Sep 16

    198 - It's Everyone's Birthday & Everyone's Dead (W/ Kiki!)

    Ciara is BACK! This week, she joins us on a crash-course in neighborhood trash-can etiquette. We're comparing and contrasting two back-to-back funerals... which one will be the winner?! And so much more. Theres a squirrel in an air filter.. its yeah a lot. Episode 198 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Episode 198 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com! Sponsors: ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. ➜ Feel your best self, every day with IM8. Go to IM8health.com/CAMPCOUNSELORS and use code CAMPCOUNSELORS for a Free Welcome Kit, 5 free travel sachets, plus 10% off your order. ➜ Protect your teeth with Remi at ShopRemi.com/camp and use code CAMP to get 50% off your new night guard with Remi Club Subscribe & Save! ➜ Use our link ThriveMarket.com/camp to get $30 off your first two orders! ➜ Head to zbiotics.com/camp15 and use code CAMP15 for 15% off your first order. Works Cited: ➜ Deb, Kushal. "Husband Uses Secret Camera to Record Wife's Affair, Wins Divorce Case, Ends up in Jail for Spying." WION, 2 Sept. 2026. ➜ Upton-Clark, Eve. "His Parties Fill a Tall Order." The New York Times, 6 Sept. 2026. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  6. Sep 14

    Kissing Bob the Punching Bag - Trail Mix #147

    In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper’s love affair with a punching bag, a woman who fought her wetsuit while a shark circled below, and one woman who learned that no good deed went unpunished. Trail Mix 147 was mixed and edited by Jonathan Carson. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sponsors: ➜ Go to REVOLVE.com/CAMP to shop and use code CAMP for 15% off your entire order. ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here! Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  7. Sep 9

    197 - Canceled by the Tap Dance Community

    This week break down why the entire tap dance community has turned against us. Plus, we dive into a bizarre mystery about a floating island disappearing in Canada, a doctor waking up with a bat in her mouth, a scary road rage encounter that followed Counselor Jonathan, and whether the soul patch is finally making a comeback. Episode 197 of Camp Counselors Podcast was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Explore everything Camp Shady Birch has to offer at CampShadyBirch.com! Sponsors: ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. ➜ Upgrade your bedding at bollandbranch.com/camp and use code CAMP for 15% off your first order. Works Cited: ➜ ➜ Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  8. Sep 7

    Ukraine's Queen of the Nightclube - Trail Mix #146

    In this mini episode we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who might uproot her life to Japan for her man in the Navy, a Ukrainian queen of the night club, and the tale of a ghost nurse in the most terrifying lunch shift in 1986. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Sponsors: ➜ Shop now at Fabletics.com/camp to get 70% to 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Limited time only. ➜ Download Cash App Today! Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Camp Songs: Listen on Spotify here or Listen online here! Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors TwitterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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