The Upshot

The Upshot
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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.

  1. 3d ago

    Ronaldo’s tantrum, Messi’s miserable farewell, and Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea

    On the show today: - Cristiano Ronaldo’s tantrum in Copenhagen - Messi’s miserable farewell tour - And Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Ronaldo banners - https://www.instagram.com/p/DeAL3_JiNs2/?img_index=2  Ian Holloway - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfRP_TfwAo  Claudio Tapia - https://thumb.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Claudio_Fabi%C3%A1n_Tapia_-_2020_%28cropped%29.jpg/500px-Claudio_Fabi%C3%A1n_Tapia_-_2020_%28cropped%29.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=parser&utm_content=thumbnail  Sorriano - https://x.com/City_Chief/status/2104987349507854590  Spanish basketball team - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-58598677  Rui Pinto GoFundMe - https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-rui-pintos-life-football-leaks-whistleblower?cp_src=d Richard Keys - https://www.tiktok.com/@keysandgrayunleashed/video/7691370998720957718 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Sep 29

    Man City’s unlikely nemesis, Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban and Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip

    On the show today: - Mauro Icardi’s 73-year driving ban - Vinnie Jones’ Siberian hunting trip - And the sniper-dodging renegade who brought down Man City EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Maresca feet - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-charges-enzo-maresca-37705462 Man Utd’s sexiest fan - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/40502879/man-utd-city-breaches-therese-gudmundsen/ Rui Pinto - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/18501/production/_110658599_gettyimages-1128742687.jpg.webp HMP Hull smuggling - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9xjmvyjrmo Mo Salah rock - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdkKyikq91f/ Salah rock bench and sign - https://www.turkiyetoday.com/lifestyle/bench-and-sign-stolen-from-salah-photo-spot-in-turkiyes-trabzon-3229047 Mauro Icardi driving ban - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2166483154216194 Porto - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKN206ICt4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Sep 22

    Mourinho’s meltdown, Diego Costa bullying kids and JJ Gabriel’s mental dad

    On the show today: - Mourinho’s having a meltdown - Liam Rosenior gets his revenge - And English football has a new bastard genius If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship  Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Andros Townsend steamrollered -  https://www.instagram.com/p/DdgW3fBgCoc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==  Mourinho ref - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2102153555494793487  Rosenior Strasbourg - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wlhxmo/alternate_angle_of_liam_rosenior_celebrating_in/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=flattened-by-big-food&_bhlid=a0cfedf987b1d7c8d4621ea90ef11cfc9ad816ee  Police Millwall v West Ham - https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1wkm2vc/before_the_millwall_vs_west_ham_derby_west_ham/&sa=D&source=editors&ust=1790067488887075&usg=AOvVaw0_CRtqIDDXWF78GfgKxH-_  Gaddafi pingers - https://realnewsmagazine.net/libya-seizes-100000-ecstasy-pills-bearing-gaddafis-image/  Boys printing pingers - https://youtu.be/zZMETFXFE24?si=qFGM5lAW2iOpCf7Q  United 93 - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/sep/18/oxford-united-apology-united-93-clothing-range-9-11-anniversary  Hyrox - https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2099248001063792830 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Sep 15

    Why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers?

    On the show today: - Wayne Rooney’s hotel room sesh - The West Ham star accused of kidnapping a film director - And why are coke dealers roping in Premier League footballers? Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Eagle snatches baby - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaXI57qpasM  Aguero coke - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xzVnbsbnios  Ecuador Haaland drugs - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oz3k4sF4huw  Cole Palmer leaving Stamford Bridge - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdODJS4o9ZH/  Ron Hayward - https://www.facebook.com/AdTurds/posts/ten-year-anniversary-of-this-story-meme/744792374306479/  Nathan Jones defends comment - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafcofficial/video/7684298662599462166  Nathan Jones tattoos - https://x.com/EamoV1/status/1086679508525162498  Otley Run Kurt Zouma stag do - https://www.indy100.com/news/cats-protection-kurt-zouma-leeds  JP in Sicily - https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/comments/1we8or8/jp_spotted_in_sicily/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Sep 8

    What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll?

    On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe threatens to burn his enemy’s house down - Bernie Ecclestone caught smuggling guns again.  - What’s on Yaya Toure’s camera roll? Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/upshot  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Kygo Jo - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA  Seecamp - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seecamp  Silvio Santos - https://www.uol.com.br/splash/noticias/ooops/2018/12/08/silvio-santos-sai-de-ferias-e-sbt-teme-surto-de-mudancas-na-grade.htm  Lee Andrews memoir - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40092202/lee-andrews-book-deal-katie-price/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Sep 2

    Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children

    On the show today: - Jim Ratcliffe declares war on children - Brighton’s bus driver snorting gear on the job - Pakistan’s genital warts scandal EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot  Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐 JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Links from the show: The Undertaker - https://legacymedia.sportsplatform.io/image/upload/v1707434424/pwagjpbh6nd61hg93fvq.jpg?w=2560  Al Hilal fan assault - https://x.com/IttiMania/status/1778509641481089319?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=cat-o-nine-tails  Ronnie O’Sullivan mural - https://x.com/BBCSport/status/2093303629096882576  Man Utd child ticket tout - https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/a399/live/2e328260-8733-11f1-a42c-83dd67bf1cb2.jpg.webp  81 year old Man Utd fan protest - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5yl0lp0k9go  Shoaib Akhtar’s gential warts -  https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/twenty20/5363321/Shoaib-Akhtars-genital-warts-keep-him-out-of-Pakistans-World-Twenty-20-squad.html  Imran Khan and Ghislaine Maxwell - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrpLzu1aEAAfXcK?format=jpg&name=medium  Meet the Owens review - https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/meet-the-owens-michael-owen-amazon-b3039741.html  Andros Townsend chicken feet - https://www.tiktok.com/@androstownsend/video/7679125287849692438  Katie Price dumps Lee Andrews - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/40241377/katie-price-dumps-lee-andrews-divorce-shock/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  7. Aug 25

    The first sex scandal of the Premier League season

    On the show today: - Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season - Keys and Gray are back - Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Fulham Falklands flag - https://x.com/AwayDaysClub_/status/2091937772147704185  Hull mauled by the tigers - https://www.facebook.com/tntsportsfootball/videos/hull-fans-singing-youre-getting-mauled-by-the-tigers-after-leading-man-united-by/4563338707270770/  Issac from Boro - https://shorturl.at/Pykcv  Jed York mugshot - https://bit.ly/4zCj1xA  Keys and Gray Unleashed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-cyJVh1zE&t=310s  Hossam Hassan wives fight - https://shorturl.at/Jbzwp  Tirana president throwing cash - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vsrsjp/dinamo_tirana_president_ardian_bardhi_walked_into/  Ronnie Brunswijk handing out money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCQBKDcj4  Romania football pet lion - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u24sxq/interview_in_romania_in_1995/?share_id=pC5lJAx0cAIXLIRlltT5e&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=1  Brydon Carse - https://x.com/thomasguy789/status/2091538996102902007?s=46&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=orca-pervert&_bhlid=5db2d54731a5b8b1a894ddf8559308125b954668  See you at the hairdressers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cs75KKSNgg  Harry Redknapp - https://shorturl.at/VI3ly  Signing Carvalho - https://www.facebook.com/Cabrodeportes/videos/la-leyenda-de-tittyshev/755382394660421/  Michael Owen apples - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1hyuadl/what_a_funny_story/  Long throw -  https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vx3y8i/iranian_defender_nader_mohammadi_of_spartak/  Iran throw in fail - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciOxexvCpY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  8. Aug 18

    WWF’s Attitude era: daddy’s coming home (part two)

    Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers IFF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SHOT IS COOKIN’If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the pod: Rikishi stinkface on Kurt Angle: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKtAyWExGHC/ The Ho Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKetpYEaLg Mae Young powerbombed through a table: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wVCqfxS2s Mae Young swimsuit contest: https://www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayinwwe/video/7463653994758409504 The Katie Vick scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKWOAzDw4Hg Big Show funeral: https://youtu.be/1On9iGZhU7U?si=0NioG-7oLIC2yU2s&t=134 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.

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  • Creator
    The Upshot
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    297
  • Rating
    Explicit
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