The Upshot

The Upshot
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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.

  1. 2d ago

    The first sex scandal of the Premier League season

    On the show today: - Premier League gets its first sex scandal of the season - Keys and Gray are back - Egypt manager hospitalised by a fight between his two wives JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Fulham Falklands flag - https://x.com/AwayDaysClub_/status/2091937772147704185  Hull mauled by the tigers - https://www.facebook.com/tntsportsfootball/videos/hull-fans-singing-youre-getting-mauled-by-the-tigers-after-leading-man-united-by/4563338707270770/  Issac from Boro - https://shorturl.at/Pykcv  Jed York mugshot - https://bit.ly/4zCj1xA  Keys and Gray Unleashed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-cyJVh1zE&t=310s  Hossam Hassan wives fight - https://shorturl.at/Jbzwp  Tirana president throwing cash - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vsrsjp/dinamo_tirana_president_ardian_bardhi_walked_into/  Ronnie Brunswijk handing out money - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1eCQBKDcj4  Romania football pet lion - https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u24sxq/interview_in_romania_in_1995/?share_id=pC5lJAx0cAIXLIRlltT5e&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=1  Brydon Carse - https://x.com/thomasguy789/status/2091538996102902007?s=46&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=orca-pervert&_bhlid=5db2d54731a5b8b1a894ddf8559308125b954668  See you at the hairdressers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cs75KKSNgg  Harry Redknapp - https://shorturl.at/VI3ly  Signing Carvalho - https://www.facebook.com/Cabrodeportes/videos/la-leyenda-de-tittyshev/755382394660421/  Michael Owen apples - https://www.reddit.com/r/AlanPartridge/comments/1hyuadl/what_a_funny_story/  Long throw -  https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1vx3y8i/iranian_defender_nader_mohammadi_of_spartak/  Iran throw in fail - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MciOxexvCpY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  2. Aug 18

    WWF’s Attitude era: daddy’s coming home (part two)

    Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers IFF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE SHOT IS COOKIN’If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the pod: Rikishi stinkface on Kurt Angle: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKtAyWExGHC/ The Ho Train: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKetpYEaLg Mae Young powerbombed through a table: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wVCqfxS2s Mae Young swimsuit contest: https://www.tiktok.com/@onthisdayinwwe/video/7463653994758409504 The Katie Vick scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKWOAzDw4Hg Big Show funeral: https://youtu.be/1On9iGZhU7U?si=0NioG-7oLIC2yU2s&t=134 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  3. Aug 13

    WWF’s Attitude era: sex, drugs and Vince McMahon (part one)

    Get part two RIGHT NOW when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersIn the mid ‘90s, WWF was in chaos.Reeling from drug scandals and trailing rivals in the ratings.It was time to get NASTY.Vince McMahon cranked up the sex and violence, and brought in unhinged storylines about necrophilia and shagging his own daughter.And away from the ring, the drug-addled stars lost their minds.From pooing in sandwiches to powerbombing 77 year old women, this is WWF Attitude…If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=video&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipLinks from the pod:Jake the Snake mad interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=aCMGa-9gjF8j0N3H&t=1559&v=bgelClH2G4k&feature=youtu.beLinda kicks Vince in the c**k: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttitudeEra/comments/1p1afvj/shane_mcmahon_defeats_vince_mcmahon_at_wm_xseven/Vince fights Stephanie the week of her wedding: https://preview.redd.it/in-2003-vince-mcmahon-fought-his-daughter-stephanie-in-a-v0-1xt9n8u00eng1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=98d8f3ed89bc838d45d712165f8f10a71028788bThe Rock aged 15: https://preview.redd.it/the-rock-being-the-rock-even-at-15-years-old-in-1987-v0-9h2bx9n7wwz91.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=be28adf8828ada4514e990bab00f3e38fd3b16eaThe Rock napkin photo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPFx1_Q6vMrjwUwexJx9iPt07IwjrDmOPw8gvtDDPrw1ag2wZtqiklr4Q&s=10Terrible CGI in Scorpion King: https://www.tiktok.com/@binge/video/7519731852488330552Golddust on Conan: youtu.be/QXlqF7g-tjU?si=2FMhe4hGIbmVE7IB&t=297 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  4. Aug 11

    Today I feel… horny: Infantino’s secret mistress

    On the show today: Gianni Infantino’s sex scandal, the crime boss busted on the padel court and why is Ange Postocoglou cruising round in his boxers? Subscribe to our Patreon and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowers If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?ut... JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the pod: Ange Postocoglou on FC27 in his pants: https://www.tiktok.com/@willsonfut/video/7671644007277038880 Kinahan lieutenant at Padel tournament: https://www.bellingcat.com/app/uploads/2026/06/12_dixon062026-1200x764.jpg Leandro Paredes with the riot police: https://www.facebook.com/MenInBlazers/videos/leandro-paredes-gets-full-police-escort-to-take-a-corner-as-boca-juniors-visit-n/1682300642881122/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  5. Aug 4

    Is this the end for Gianni Infantino?

    On the show today: - Gianni Infantino clings on for dear life - Danny Cipriani’s “tacky and distasteful” wedding  - And which France international pooed in someone’s mouth at a party? If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠  Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Links from the show: Infantino track - https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIXgAcOZGA/  Anna Lynne poem - https://x.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1496877541772062727%7Ctwgr%5E2d490e18b92673156548ced8b5cc817d6312c3d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeednews.com%2Farticle%2Fkelseyweekman%2Fannalynne-mccord-twitter-poem-putin  Kate Mannion - https://x.com/Katiemoneygrabz/status/1496926530219364394  Molina - https://shorturl.at/b7oVi  Botham tweet - https://shorturl.at/0YG4z Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  6. Jul 28

    Gianni Infantino’s new power grab

    On the show today: - Gianni Infantino’s next power grab - World Cup star’s cocaine arrest - Idi Amin returns to haunt England Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo  JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Haaland at Donnarumma’s wedding - https://www.facebook.com/hello/videos/1479113637586094/  Haaland and &Me - https://www.facebook.com/DeepTechMinimal/videos/26815898238085760/  Haaland thrown out - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/12100593/erling-haaland-nightclub-thrown-out-video/  Capello - https://shorturl.at/48nFI  Richard Keys outfit - https://shorturl.at/q8wXx  Socceroos - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snLylKw5shE  JP glasto outfit - https://shorturl.at/G13aX  Idi Amin love for sports - https://shorturl.at/8Ynvc  Mayo fan - https://shorturl.at/ANt67  Trophy sinking - https://www.reddit.com/r/rugbyunion/comments/1v7g8ai/sir_a_second_major_french_trophy_has_been_lost_in/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  7. Jul 21

    Argentina schadenfreude special

    On the show today: - Riots on the streets of Buenos Aires. - Phil Neville shirt swap humiliation. - World Cup final ref’s sex party scandal JPs Gossip Hotline - 07354079834 Upshot hats - https://payhip.com/b/vM3Jo  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Subscribe to our Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/upshottowers⁠  Links from the show: Argentina fans crying - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ujl54LXPYcw  Scaloni - https://x.com/footballontnt/status/2079125893415362583  Spanish pilot - https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1v266ha/a_spanish_pilot_made_a_plane_full_of_argentine/  Buenos Aires riots - https://x.com/Reforma/status/2079073017280291251  Argentina rugby shirts - https://shorturl.at/Y0I1j  Louis Vuitton trophy case - https://shorturl.at/RxCFL  Upshot Infantino - https://shorturl.at/dfAhM  Upshot World Cup map - https://shorturl.at/VbU7v  AKA Rocky - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da_N3NTuTr1/  Infantino clap for Trump - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1uzfgsl/trump_on_kane_they_tuchel_perhaps_made_a_mistake/  Ring - https://shorturl.at/xv7Vq  World Cup final pitch grass - https://shorturl.at/TVsxS  Vincic arrest - https://x.com/MIL0SEVIC/status/2078256308520730667  England fan - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da1Hqc8PVnV/  Bellingham grandad on Mastermind - https://www.tiktok.com/@theshadeborough/video/7663559077552737558  Souness - https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da4GizupZ5q/  John Fury - https://www.instagram.com/p/Da0BCOdAimh  Robbie Williams - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbBDhT3I270/?igsh=MXA2d3ljajkyZnhubg== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  8. Jul 16

    Gianni Infantino: today I feel gay (part two)

    Welcome back…. Gianni Infantino has fallen out with his best friend, noshed off a load of Qatari sheikhs and let the world know what a massive bell end he is. But the scandals are only just getting started.  Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers  If you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorship Links from the show: Saudi Arabia host announcement - https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/congress/media-releases/extraordinary-congress-appoints-hosts-of-2030-and-2034-editions-of-fifa-world-cup  Infantino dancing at wedding - https://tinyurl.com/3vdpnzky  Maniac laugh - https://www.tiktok.com/@dailymail/video/7462344937317879086  Shiny Panini Club sticker - https://tinyurl.com/36cevnjr  Mbappe AI fans - https://www.instagram.com/p/DLvne9ptfAG/?img_index=1&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=a-spot-of-light-dogging&_bhlid=ea54ae81b3511615c4ce324ef97001b9633da563  World Cup draw chant - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DR49wDjj-tt/  Gianni takes a corner - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/?hl=en&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=king-of-soccer&_bhlid=7c65eccbfe90133133b4341fcde4fe96b9b68752  Posing with a guitar - https://www.tiktok.com/@metrosportuk/video/7618146787760655649?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=he-spooked-the-horses&_bhlid=fdff96c25db06361fc4a9f2f0a40d4be154e2967  ‘Shake hands’ - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/30/israel-fa-delegate-snubbed-by-palestinian-counterpart-at-fifa-congress  ‘Chill’ - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c3dyegz0z8jo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.

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  • Creator
    The Upshot
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    291
  • Rating
    Explicit
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