I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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  • Comedy
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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

  1. 6d ago

    122. Who's Most Likely? Live Show

    This live show was in novemeber of last year, we wanted to release it because we really enjoyed it! We hope you enjoy it aswell! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/INLY Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code INLY at https://mudwtr.com/INLY! #mudwtrpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    28 min

  2. May 21

    121. Coming Out Stories & Gaming

    Todays episode we talk about video games and many other things. Let us know what topics you would like to see us talk about next! Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    42 min

  3. May 14

    120. We are TERRIBLE at this

    On todays episode we try Improv!! Lets see how this goes, hopefully Nick doesnt pull out a gun! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Head to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Intro 07:15 Stuck in an Elevator Together 11:51 Last Box of Mac and Cheese 19:55 A Bride and a Bridesmaid Can't Fit Into the Dress 28:47 Hiding Secret Stash of Food 34:31 Customer Sends Back Food 3 Times and Chef Comes Out 35:47 A Teacher in NYC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    42 min

  4. May 7

    119. Margaret Cho

    Today we have the pleasure of talking to the Incredible Maragret Cho. I mean come on now! Look at us! This epsiode was such a treat for both of us getting to talk about comedy and hear stories from the past. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro with Margaret Cho 1:19 When did you start comedy and with who? 3:00 Margaret, Janeane Garofalo, and Kathy Griffin had a show in LA 4:03 What was your goal in comedy at the beginning? 8:22 What was your first big break? 11:39 How your comedy style changed 13:31 Starting alt comedy 15:34 What was your favorite part of your career? 17:27 Something you've never done and wished you had? 18:00 Missing out on a heated rivalry 21:35 Turning Pamela Anderson down 23:23 Gay comics you came up with 27:19 How do you feel about inspiring so many comedians? 27:51 Stories you fondly think back on 29:41 What are some of the worst gigs you've done? 32:11 How has comedy changed for you over the years? 36:20 What was the first joke that really hit for you? 37:02 RAPID FIRE QUESTIONS WITH NICK SMITH IS BACK!! 37:46 What would your last meal be? 38:04 Favorite city to tour 38:39 Least favorite city to tour 39:13 Most starstruck you've ever been 42:52 Meeting Mariah Carey 44:36 Childhood crush? 45:26 Space or submarine? 46:45 Favorite film franchise 47:46 Would you reboot All American Girl? 48:09 Worst celebrity encounter 49:01 Working with Joan Rivers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    53 min

  5. Apr 30

    118. The Crew

    We have a very speical episode today with our friend crew in LA. We smushed on this little couch so we could all be closer and so we could talk sh*t about eachother. Enjoy! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    35 min

  6. Apr 23

    117. Overrated Movie Franchises

    Today we are looking back at old movie franciehses, frankly we are tired of them and all their dam remakes. Please give us more oringal IP for once, please!!! Anyways toodaloo, enjoy! Go to https://Quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Go see Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:02 Star Wars 4:09 Harry Potter 6:21 Lord of the Rings 8:03 Game of Thrones 12:02 Star Wars 19:41 Hunger Games 24:22 American Horror Story 30:54 What Franchise should be made? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    36 min

  7. Apr 16

    116. Reading More Mean Comments

    Today we are reading some more comments! Leave some more on this episode, enjoy! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    29 min

  8. Apr 9

    115. Atsuko Okatsuka

    Today on the podcast we have Atsuko! We chat about the orca’s (for longer then everyone wanted), how we would survive in the wilderness, what Nick thinks free range chickens mean and much more. Enjoy! Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 - Intro 0:22 - We HAVE to free the orcas 1:24 - Free Willy? 2:41 - The orcas finding a sanctuary 6:15 - Can I See your nails? 6:27 - Would you live in NY? 7:07 - Tokyo vs NYC 8:16 - Where do you want to Retire? 9:15 - Going camping 9:41 - Nick scares our guest 11:34 - We should go on a camping trip 12:42 - Who is gonna start the fire? 14:41 - Free range chicken 22:03 - Nick finds out what free range really means 29:35 - Know what everyone thinks of you or never know? 30:58 - Eating in Silence vs Eating while Yelling 34:40 - Wake up 10 years in the future vs 10 years in the past 40:03 - Skip lunch forever or Skip dessert forever? 40:56 - We all have demons 43:51 - Atkusos Bad Yelp Review 45:58 - Ranking countries from Shyest to Livelist 53:34 - What would your last meal be? 53:37 - Favorite US City to perform in? 53:51 - Favorite Country Singer? 54:09 - Money no object, Vacation tomorrow, Where to? 54:23 - Favorite Color 54:48 - Any other job besides comedy? 55:05 - What sport did you play? 55:50 - Favorite Comedian? 56:19 - Has anyone wronged you? 57:58 - Were in couples therapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

Information

  • Creator
    Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    122
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Show Website
    I Never Liked You

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