I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

  1. 6d ago

    125. Life Updates

    Sooo on todays episode we talk about what has been going on in our lives recenetly because it so much has been going on. We hope you enjoy this one and always be kind!! Enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/inly https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:16 We Found a (Small) Sanctuary! 1:02 Nick Scares Himself 2:28 Nick Tries to Do the Muppets 4:02 Matteo Is on Broadway!!! 8:55 Nick Major Life Update! 16:17 Matteo Life Update! 16:54 What Does Nick Know? 19:38 Mexico City with Atsuko 21:34 Updates? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    33 min

  2. Jun 11

    124. Taking Listener Calls

    We have started a voicemail where you can leave us questions and ask for advice! We really enjoyed this episode and hope you did too, let us know if you would like to see more of these in the future!  Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 3:04 Voicemail 1 - Sue Calls In 3:44 Voicemail 2 - Somethinggggggggg 4:14 Voicemail 3 - Can I Make a Nick Paperdoll? 5:36 Voicemail 4 - What Is the Largest Animal You Could Fight? 9:37 Voicemail 5 - How To Tell Someone They Failed a Drug Test? 10:40 Voicemail 6 - How To Get Over a Breakup When the D Is Sooo Good? 11:50 Voicemail 7 - Is Nick Trying To Get Smarter? 15:07 Voicemail 8 - What Reality Show Would You Go On? 17:38 Voicemail 9 - Moving Into College 18:22 Voicemail 10 - Is Nick OK????????????? 19:42 Voicemail 11 - Nick Gets His Flowers 20:38 Voicemail 12 - What's Your Favorite Muppet? 21:49 Voicemail 13 - Craigslist Haircut 23:05 Voicemail 14 - Nick Still Doesn't Understand Lake Michigan 27:17 Voicemail 15 - What Pokemon Trainer Would You Be? 29:48 Voicemail 16 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    34 min

  3. Jun 4

    123. Peppermint

    Today we have Peppermint on the episode and we chatted about Escape rooms, when she first met Bob, survial; of the thickest, and how much to pack for a one night stay. https://transequality.org https://shop.moodyteas.co/shop/746092343761-transcendence-color-changing-joy-blend-with-miss-peppermint-3415#attribute_values=2,11 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 We loves games 0:04:26 Six Flags 0:05:50 Escape rooms 0:08:28 VR 0:11:56 Grand Marshall Of Pride 0:19:30 The Infamous Viral Clip 0:22:09 When did you first meet bob?? 0:26:39 m 0:28:53 Pepperminty calls out bob the drag queen 0:32:59 Nick being shady 0:44:40 Survival of the thickest season 3 0:49:10 OLIVE GARDEN?!?!?! 0:55:34 Nicks lightning round 0:57:37 Live performing or TV? 0:57:54 Favorite drag queen of all time 0:58:47 Favorite TV Show 1:00:02 Is it Fashion? 1:00:09 Dream vacation 1:00:41 Least favorite city 1:01:10 Worst gig 1:03:09 How many bags for 1 night stay 1:14:05 Horrible Hotel expereince Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 27m

  4. May 28

    122. Who's Most Likely? Live Show

    This live show was in novemeber of last year, we wanted to release it because we really enjoyed it! We hope you enjoy it aswell! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/INLY Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code INLY at https://mudwtr.com/INLY! #mudwtrpod 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    28 min

  5. May 21

    121. Coming Out Stories & Gaming

    Todays episode we talk about video games and many other things. Let us know what topics you would like to see us talk about next! Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    42 min

  6. May 14

    120. We are TERRIBLE at this

    On todays episode we try Improv!! Lets see how this goes, hopefully Nick doesnt pull out a gun! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Head to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Intro 07:15 Stuck in an Elevator Together 11:51 Last Box of Mac and Cheese 19:55 A Bride and a Bridesmaid Can't Fit Into the Dress 28:47 Hiding Secret Stash of Food 34:31 Customer Sends Back Food 3 Times and Chef Comes Out 35:47 A Teacher in NYC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    42 min

  7. May 7

    119. Margaret Cho

    Today we have the pleasure of talking to the Incredible Maragret Cho. I mean come on now! Look at us! This epsiode was such a treat for both of us getting to talk about comedy and hear stories from the past. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro with Margaret Cho 1:19 When did you start comedy and with who? 3:00 Margaret, Janeane Garofalo, and Kathy Griffin had a show in LA 4:03 What was your goal in comedy at the beginning? 8:22 What was your first big break? 11:39 How your comedy style changed 13:31 Starting alt comedy 15:34 What was your favorite part of your career? 17:27 Something you've never done and wished you had? 18:00 Missing out on a heated rivalry 21:35 Turning Pamela Anderson down 23:23 Gay comics you came up with 27:19 How do you feel about inspiring so many comedians? 27:51 Stories you fondly think back on 29:41 What are some of the worst gigs you've done? 32:11 How has comedy changed for you over the years? 36:20 What was the first joke that really hit for you? 37:02 RAPID FIRE QUESTIONS WITH NICK SMITH IS BACK!! 37:46 What would your last meal be? 38:04 Favorite city to tour 38:39 Least favorite city to tour 39:13 Most starstruck you've ever been 42:52 Meeting Mariah Carey 44:36 Childhood crush? 45:26 Space or submarine? 46:45 Favorite film franchise 47:46 Would you reboot All American Girl? 48:09 Worst celebrity encounter 49:01 Working with Joan Rivers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    53 min

  8. Apr 30

    118. The Crew

    We have a very speical episode today with our friend crew in LA. We smushed on this little couch so we could all be closer and so we could talk sh*t about eachother. Enjoy! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Exclusive $25-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU. Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    35 min
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Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

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  • Creator
    Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    125
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
  • Show Website
    I Never Liked You

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