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with isabella & ivana ⋆˚✿˖°

  1. 1d ago

    do you want to see me become her?

    Fourth clap. We’re back and we’re here to stay. Wait, can Ivana just say one thing so quick? Wanna guess what’s the “second heart of the body?” You would think it’s puss. Bella doesn’t think Meredith or Lisa are right or good. But she does find them more interesting. Why is Ivana being like that? About Bella going to see The Backstreet Boys with her cousins? Bella gets etymological about the definition of “mother quake.” According to a quiz, Ivana’s more Adam than she is Shoshanna. So she might as well just jump. It’s different if you have a sign that says “Please Pick Up Your Poop.”

  2. Oct 5

    why does he sound like that? (robert pattinson song “never think”)

    We’re really just two girls close on a couch. Bella loves how Ivana says “luteal.” She says it like a beautiful name. You learn something new every pod. As Ivana always says. You know, these girls aren’t bound by what’s a good movie. In a Twilight rewatch, by the time you get to Breaking Dawn Part 2, you wanna blow your f*****g brains out. Has Tree Paine lost her touch or has Tree Paine just realized Taylor’s uncontrollable? The concept of “year” has always been difficult for Bella. If one of the lesbian mask-conscious people find Our Pod, we’re screwed. And you can find ways to honour music that aren’t adding a song to a picture.

  3. Sep 28

    lisa brandine

    Just think about the fact that if a person from cave man time or even Victorian era drank this (Cherry Float Coke), it would be diabetic shock on impact. Ivana was having a whole life, waiting for the toilet to flush. In any dyke movie Bella’s watched, she’s never seen scenes like The Handmaiden. And that’s saying something. Ivana’s subway take would be like, this doesn’t matter. At all. The shock of seeing Lisa Barlow’s middle name literally brought Bella to tears. If Ivana could give Chris Colfer any word of advice, it would be: step into your power. And you guys gotta follow us on socials. We’re about to be outta the cusp. It’s about to blow.

  4. Sep 21

    i’d give you sandy, i’ll take nicole

    Ummm… hi. It’s like, we were just here. It’s been Ivana’s Year of Ego in that she’s been experiencing a lot of negative feedback about herself. There is nothing more exhilarating than finding out someone has your birthday. That is what the crack is. Ivana’s sun is Rachel McAdams as Regina George. Bella’s sun is Victoria Beckham as Posh. Bella and Rosie O’Donnell were dust particles together at the big bang. Anyways, that was fun. We don’t have to go on Las Culturistas anymore. At the end of the day, your girls should know about your boobs a little bit. Next point… actually, it’s the next two points. Actually it’s the next three points: we are feeling things for Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock.

  5. Sep 14

    summer's over, dua

    Let’s lock in sister. To prove to Hudson Williams that she was cool, Ivana gave him a double thumbs up and said "Awesome." This is always what happens when you watch too much Vanderpump rules: you go crazy. When these celebrities die, they come to Bella. Miss Violet Affleck, mama will NOT take off that mask! For context: we've been thinking about Annie. Bella’s a Holmes' head. And in terms of being the victim of a cyber bullying wave, Ivana is always reminded of her birthday twin, Tyler the Creator: How do you even get cyber bullied? Close your eyes.

  6. Sep 8

    what else is there to do but lie?

    Do we have to do the first point on this list? Let’s just say there’s two RIPs on this list. Besides that, it’s a beautiful midsummers night. Bella has had what can only be described as a Good Summer. Meanwhile, Ivana got a biopsy on her boob. What else is there to do in therapy but lie? Bella did her Grade 10 speech on YouTube. Ivana did it on being against volunteering. Bella sees her sister Ivana in everything (aka. Keke Palmer’s facial expressions). People are mad at Lala Kent simply because she is a beautiful woman. The girls suspect that Barbie will decide she can have it all in Barbie 2. They have hired Dianna Agron to play a woman named Skip Binsky. And Ivana lists her findings from The Radio.

  7. Aug 25

    you’re allowed to be 15 minutes late anywhere (featuring audrey lipsmire)

    Ivana demands the guest to introduce herself. But Brood knows Audrey. Without her, there would almost be no us. Now for the first time, we’re all here together for, say it with me: WeHo Pride. Bella’s conductor hat is unique. What that ball cap is doing is not natural. Turns out, the way to embody the mind of a lawyer is a lot of googling. The Grove is Italy at its finest. When it comes to getting married, be like Dua Lipa. Wear a big beautiful hat. Our guest has no points to add but we never could have known six years ago when we were doing psychic “who will fall in love with each other” predictions that we would be at the SLS Beverly Hills now. Doing pod. ❤️

  8. Aug 6

    the pigs will eat

    Our hair is getting long. Our bangs, at least. But Bella has to be clear, to those who don't know what we look like; we have the shortest of pixie cuts. A three hour movie is difficult, however, sometimes it's a great opportunity to eat so much food. Bella got misgendered at Giant Tiger and she deserved it. The next hundred points are about Vanderpump Rules so that'll be good. Who is that man in the mirror? Ivana vows to change his ways. 6'4 and doing self-funded journalism in Gaza? Let's look to Hannah Einbender as a representation of bisexuality. Ivana forgot her cat outside.

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with isabella & ivana ⋆˚✿˖°

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    2024 - 2026
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