The Boaty Show

Jeff Pennington and Stephanie Weiss
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Steph and Jeff messing about in boats. Boaty life, Boat Of The Week, interviews, and more from around the World.

  1. WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Pirate Soap

    5d ago ·  Bonus

    WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Pirate Soap

    2nd of two new episodes - listen to "Boating on Eggshells" for a normal Boaty Show! Sail on if you're a fan of The Pirates... Avast! MJ is up from tha bilge an' we is here to tell you scurrrvy dogs about foodstuffs from tha bilge an' Boat Wash Number Four in an unasked-for lengthy screed of audiotory promotion. Y'see wee Pirates aren't a-familiar with surfactants and other soapy materrials so we scrub the deck a bit long as we tacks back and forth on the subject. As always wee ones rest your head towards the end for a relaxing sleep story to drift off to the somnolent 'orizon of a good night's sleep.  Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly, may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

    25 min
  2. Boating On Eggshells

    5d ago

    Boating On Eggshells

    Steph updates us on her houseboat saga, Jeff went for a row for the first time in 30 years! The Pirates do a brief (we promise) advertisement for Dock Deals' new boat soap, Steph and Jeff do Boat Of The Week and Jeff reads a SLEEPER of an Old Boat Ad. It's The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening :-)

    1h 4m
  3. Hot and Cheap

    Feb 22

    Hot and Cheap

    Steph and no pirates!  We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week!  Thanks for listening!

    1h 24m
  4. WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

    Jan 27

    WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

    We're toppin' tha charrrts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard The Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the black spot!  And this AI stuff is taking our jobs?  Thanks for listening, we promise at some point The Pirates will get bored and move on.  Let's hope Steph comes back next episode! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

    15 min
  5. Swinger New Year

    Jan 4

    Swinger New Year

    [this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza.  Thanks for listening!

    55 min
  6. WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: M'aarrry Christmass Wee Ones

    12/26/2025

    WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: M'aarrry Christmass Wee Ones

    Aye wee onesss... settle yer heads into the gently swayin' hammocks for a piratey Christmas sleep story. The Pirates' sing their own verrrsion of Jingle Bells an debates the meritss of Santa versus Krampus.  'Twas the night before piratey Christmas and all through the bilge, not a creature was stirrin' except all the rats what lives in the bilge. And all the crabs what lives in me mattresss... Merry Christmas everyone! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

    9 min
  7. A Very Wakeful Boat

    12/14/2025

    A Very Wakeful Boat

    Yo ho ho!  Was your time with the pirates ayyye opening? Steph is back for Boat Of The Week with a twist: Boat (I have driven) Of The Week!  Jeff's history of the pontoon boat may or may not bore Steph, same with the wakeless launch. A pirate encore, and that's all she wrote!

    45 min
  8. WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Piratey ASM arrrrrr

    12/06/2025

    WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Piratey ASM arrrrrr

    Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised... AHOYYYY ye scurvy Dogs 'tis the Dread Pirate FOLEY! Lassh yourselves to the speakarrrs and cast off on an auditorrry voyage! Yer bound for listenin TREASURRRE!  If yerr a wee one, orr parrent to a wee one, this herre episode is apprrrrropriate for all agess.

    9 min
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About

Steph and Jeff messing about in boats. Boaty life, Boat Of The Week, interviews, and more from around the World.

Information

  • Creator
    Jeff Pennington and Stephanie Weiss
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    77
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2024
  • Show Website
    The Boaty Show

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