Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

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Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampire council of Canada?! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and ranking in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK and Canada (on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts), listen now to find out why Canada by Night has been downloaded more than 1M+ times!

  1. Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons - 1.02 - Bad Cop/Bad Cop

    4D AGO · BONUS

    Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons - 1.02 - Bad Cop/Bad Cop

    Their employers have been kidnapped, and our heroes must figure out what to do! Over the course of this episode they take part in their first battle, we discover Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is an acid fetishist, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the emotional cost of taking a life, and the goddess Moonhammer proves accurate in her dice based predictions. Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    47 min
  2. Introducing...Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons - 1.01 - Drinking Contests & Stolen Teeth

    FEB 10 · BONUS

    Introducing...Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons - 1.01 - Drinking Contests & Stolen Teeth

    Our hiatus has an ending in sight! We've scheduled our next recording session and we'll be back with new episodes soon! For now, we hope you enjoy the podcast that started everything for us: Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast! In our very first episode, we meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!    Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    52 min
  3. Del's Favourites - 2.13 - Closing Time

    FEB 3 · BONUS

    Del's Favourites - 2.13 - Closing Time

    While we're on hiatus, please enjoy a re-listen to another one of Del's favourite episodes, with an introduction by Del on why she loves it. In the previous episode... In the midst of the Friendship Festival, Pyramid 2.0 leader Dylan Zane tried to manipulate Doris’s tarot deck, but ended up with a reading that suggested chaos was coming. Everett had to wait for Madre at the end of the three-legged race, which Evangeline won and then conceded, and Val returned to the station to try to talk sense into Will, but ultimately agreed that if he still felt the same in three months’ time, she’d turn him into a vampire herself. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris. Enjoying Canada By Night? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    58 min
  4. Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.04 - The Shuttle Arrives

    JAN 27 · BONUS

    Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.04 - The Shuttle Arrives

    Our heroes are aboard a refuelling station they’ve dubbed “The Pleasure Tumor” scheming to intercept an Imperial Shuttle. Brash staked the gang’s ship at the casino, but failed the seduce the attendant and became outraged, Wakka Wakka Fonzie is planning an epic fake fight with Dibs, and Vic started a space poker tournament! This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie! You can find more episodes of Dumb Scum & Villainy on whatever podcatcher you’re using to listen to this episode now! Enjoying Dumb Scum & Villainy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    50 min
  5. Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.03 - Anarch III

    JAN 20 · BONUS

    Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.03 - Anarch III

    Having been sent by Agrippa the Hutt to intercept an Imperial shuttle, our heroes have arrived at a refuelling station they’ve dubbed “the pleasure tumor”. Forming a plan they decided Vic will grab attention as a high roller int the casino, Wakka Wakka Fonzie will start a fight ring, and Brash will focus on stealing their prize! This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie!  You can find more episodes of Dumb Scum & Villainy on whatever podcatcher you’re using to listen to this episode now! Enjoying Dumb Scum & Villainy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    57 min
  6. Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.02 - The Falleen Express

    JAN 13 · BONUS

    Dumb Scum & Villainy - 1.02 - The Falleen Express

    Our heroes have been sent to pick up a package by Agrippa the Hutt! Each of them brought along a specialist: the bruiser Dibs, the mechanic Shatterstar, and the spy-courtesan Nix. They’ve entered hyperspace, heading for their target, and Wakka Wakka Fonzie is getting a message from a jukebox. What could possibly happen next in a galaxy far, far away? This episode features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Abraxes “Brash” Korr, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Vic Denbar and Adam McNamara (@adammcnamara13) as the forgetful psychopath Wakka Wakka Fonzie!  You can find more episodes of Dumb Scum & Villainy on whatever podcatcher you’re using to listen to this episode now! Enjoying Dumb Scum & Villainy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    49 min
  7. Introducing...Dumb Scum & Villainy - A Star Wars RPG Podcast - 1.01 - Agrippa The Hut

    JAN 6 · BONUS

    Introducing...Dumb Scum & Villainy - A Star Wars RPG Podcast - 1.01 - Agrippa The Hut

    While our hiatus continues, we hope you enjoy another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast, Dumb Scum & Villainy - a Star Wars RPG Podcast where professional voice over actors and improvisers explore the underworld of the Star Wars: Edge of the Empire roleplaying game. This series features the familiar voices of Game Master Tom McGee, and voice over artists and improvisers Ryan LaPlante, Tyler Hewitt, and Adam McNamara! So join our crew of bumbling criminals, see if they turn to the dark side or stay in the shadowy parts of the light. Enjoy an adventure in a galaxy far, far away! You can find more episodes of Dumb Scum & Villainy on whatever podcatcher you’re using to listen to this episode now! Enjoying Dumb Scum & Villainy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 9m
  8. Laura's Favourites - 3.41 - Guards! To me!

    12/30/2025 · BONUS

    Laura's Favourites - 3.41 - Guards! To me!

    While we're on hiatus, please enjoy a re-listen to another one of Laura’s favourite episodes, with an introduction by Laura on why she loves it. In the previous episode... Still at the mercy of her beast, Doris hid in a closet and berated Evangeline, who decided it was best to wait for Doris’s compulsions to wear off and search the recreation centre in the meantime. Back at the Malkavian headquarters, Val contended with her own beast. Everett tried to placate her, but when Val moved to attack Sam Buttwise, Everett stepped in and found himself pushed through a wall by his deputy. Will the coterie overcome their beasts in time to salvage what’s left of the night? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) alongside Everett (@Tyler_Hewitt), Val (@deltastic), Evangeline (@lauraehamstra) and Doris. Enjoying Canada By Night? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    57 min
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Canada by Night is a live-play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire the Masquerade! Sent to rescue his best friend’s kidnapped mother, detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry accidentally ends up the sheriff of New Haven: an experimental town that’s finding out if vampires and humans can co-exist. Stuck leading a ragtag group of officers - the Brujah bounty hunter Val, the Gangrel news reporter Evangeline, and the Tremere blood-witch Doris - can Everett keep New Haven running? Or will the sheriff’s department fail and see the town destroyed by its enemies or liquidated by the vampire council of Canada?! Trending on global comedy fiction charts, and ranking in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK and Canada (on Spotify AND Apple Podcasts), listen now to find out why Canada by Night has been downloaded more than 1M+ times!

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