Jesus Stole Our Movies

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After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”

  1. 37: Poltergeist: Part I: They're Here

    1H AGO

    37: Poltergeist: Part I: They're Here

    In this episode, Zak watches the Classic film for the first time and Donavon tells us why it's one of his favorites before taking a Christian look at it.

    1h 25m
  2. 36: Watch Along 5: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Part II

    FEB 13

    36: Watch Along 5: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Part II

    we're back for another watch along! this time, we finish up the cliffhanger from the last Buffy episode. we watch it's conclusion and get a little silly. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    1h 7m
  3. 35: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Part II Feat. This Fire Podcast

    FEB 5

    35: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Part II Feat. This Fire Podcast

    in this episode, we conclude our discussion on the sequel to the Power Rangers Movie. and we FINALLY see some morphing! Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    2h 8m
  4. 34: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Shift Into Turbo Feat. This Fire Podcast

    JAN 29

    34: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie: Shift Into Turbo Feat. This Fire Podcast

    this episode, we are joined by our old friends Steve and Alec from the This Fire Podcast. join us as we get super nerdy and discuss why Christian parents had a problem with the power rangers. again. cuz they just don't stop having problems. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    2h 10m
  5. 33: Matilda: The Chokey feat. Jesus Unfollower

    JAN 22

    33: Matilda: The Chokey feat. Jesus Unfollower

    On this episode, we are joined by Jesus Unfollower himself, Kevin! He brings along the Feel-Good classic and helps us break it down. Also, we get a bit of an origin story of his life in Christianity and his current projects! Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    2h 8m
  6. 32: 3 Ninjas: Rocky Loves Emily

    JAN 8

    32: 3 Ninjas: Rocky Loves Emily

    in this episode, we watch and dissect the 90s classic. we also discuss whether or not Christian parents had a problem with the flick. theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    1h 38m
  7. 31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights

    JAN 1

    31: Gremlins: No Bright Lights

    in this episode, Zak watches the classic for the first time and Donavon breaks down the film. we also discuss how Christians thought they could fight their own gremlins. There's some audio issues in the first couple of minutes, but it levels out. Theme by Mustard Plug

    2h 33m
  8. 30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer

    12/24/2025

    30: The Exorcist: Part II: Captain Howdy Feat. Original Sinfluencer

    In this episode we conclude our discussion of the film with Joshua and Prez from Original Sinfluencer. We talk about Father Carris being legitimately insane and whether or not Reagans art skills were used to defile statues. Theme: Vampire by Mustard Plug

    2h 2m
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After being denied both innocent fun and cultural touchstones alike because of strict religious upbringing; two exvangelicals go back to explore Films and Shows that are part of the pop cultural landscape they may have missed. Join Hosts Donavon and Zak as they watch the things that make people say “you’ve never seen what?!”

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  • Creator
    Pork Rind?
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Jesus Stole Our Movies