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Two Cranky Creatives: Real Talk & Practical Advice for Surface Designers and Creative Entrepreneurs

Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico: Surface Designer, Creative Career
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In Two Cranky Creatives, two seasoned creative entrepreneurs, Carrie & Toni, pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of building a creative business. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with being a creative entrepreneur. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the creative hustle, join us for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.

  1. Cranky and Legally Obligated: The Marketing Demands You Didn’t See Coming

    FEB 11 • SUBSCRIBER EARLY ACCESS

    Cranky and Legally Obligated: The Marketing Demands You Didn’t See Coming

    In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks go full spicy about sneaky contract language that’s leaving creative entrepreneurs overworked, undervalued, and roped into agreements that quietly say, “also be our unpaid marketing department.” From licensing deals that demand multi-year social media commitments, to contests that prioritize clout over craft, they unpack the sneaky ways companies offload marketing costs onto creators—and how this practice eats away at the soul of your creative hustle. Carrie and Toni take a beat to reflect on the deeper damage these expectations cause to a creative career—shifting time, energy, and emotional bandwidth away from actual artmaking and into unpaid promotional labor. They share practical advice for navigating creative challenges like these: how to evaluate opportunity cost, listen to your gut, and make bold exits from contracts that don’t serve your values. This episode is cranky. It’s cathartic. And it might just save your sanity. Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips.

    42 min

  2. 3D AGO · BONUS

    BONUS: Cranky & Informed: The Cranks React to the Surface Design Industry Survey

    In this bonus episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks dig into the newly released Surface Design Industry Survey by Shannon McNab. This is the only data set of its kind in our industry, and it matters. Full stop. The Cranks react in real time to what the survey reveals about income, expenses, and more, while naming the creative challenges that so many surface designers quietly carry alone. If you've ever felt like your creative hustle was happening in a vacuum—no benchmarks, no context, just vibes—this episode exchanges real information for that uncertainty. But this conversation isn't about panic or comparison, it's about perseverance, perspective, and permission. PLEASE SUPPORT SHANNON'S WORK!! Toni, here … in this episode, we respond to the survey, but that isn't a replacement for downloading it and using the information yourself. This data is crucial to our industry and to each of our careers. Please donate monetarily to Shannon; even $1 will help keep this survey alive. Both Carrie and I donated. Please give what you can. >>Donate to keep the Surface Design Industry Survey going Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on ​Bonfire​. Grab yours today! Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES  (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/

    1h 23m

  3. JAN 28

    Imperfect and Cranky: Breaking the Perfection Trap w/Cat Coquillette

    This episode is sponsored by Surface Design News, The Art of Collections, Illustrators for Hire, The Etsy Mentor, The Creative Mentorship, True Grit Texture Supply, The Print Life, and Art Licensing Unlocked. Listeners also get a a 20% discount at True Grit Texture Supply  with the code CRANKY at checkout In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, the Cranks are joined once again by the always delightful Cat Coquillette. The theme? Perfection is a lie, and waiting until you're "ready" is just fear wearing a fancy outfit. Together, Cat, Carrie, and Toni unpack why chasing perfection is a trap that keeps creatives from putting their work out there—and how confidence isn't something you wait for, it's something you build through action. Whether you're afraid to pitch, post, or pursue your dream collab, this episode is your lovingly cranky pep talk to get moving already. Cat Coquillette … Cat Coquillette is a nomadic artist and founder of CatCoq, a brand that draws inspiration from Cat's travels around the world. Her artwork, ranging from tropical florals in Bali to Amazonian wildlife and Scandinavian textile patterns, offers a unique perspective to her audience. Cat's creative courses and art workshops have helped over half a million students gain the skills and confidence to pursue their creative passions. Cat remains dedicated to delivering art, education, and value to the community she loves. Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on ​Bonfire​. Grab yours today! Thank you to our sponsors! Sponsor Links Surface Design News The Art of Collections Illustrators for Hire The Etsy Mentor The Creative Mentorship True Grit Texture Supply The Print Life Art Licensing Unlocked This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES  (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/

    1h 2m

  4. JAN 14

    Cranky but Creative: Practical Advice About Artist Royalties

    This episode is sponsored by Art Licensing Unlocked and The Art of Collections In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Toni and Carrie tackle a topic that's often wrapped in mystery and wishful thinking—royalties. If you've ever dreamed of earning income while you sleep, it's time for a reality check (and maybe a calculator). The Cranks break down exactly how royalties work in the real world—what you earn, when you get paid, and why it's rarely as passive as it sounds. But this isn't a doom spiral—it's a strategy session for your creative career. They chat about the upsides, the rush of seeing your creation out in the world, and why royalties can still be a powerful part of a creative business if you pair them with a diversified income plan. Whether you're just stepping into licensing or wondering why that check was for $1.73, this episode gives you the information to set realistic expectations—and build something more sustainable in the long run. Want More Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Strut Your Cranky Stuff! Let the world know you're not just creative, you're cranky too! We recently launched a line of merch on ​Bonfire​. Grab yours today! Thank you to our sponsors!     Sponsor Links http://catcoq-collections.com https://www.artlicensingunlocked.com/ https://www.krissymast.com/   https://www.instagram.com/krissy_mast_art/ Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips. This podcast is hosted by Libsyn, the most trusted platform for podcasters of all sizes. Get your first month free with code TWOCRANKYCREATIVES  (affiliate link) at https://signup.libsyn.com/

    57 min

  5. 12/17/2025

    REDUX: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran

    REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores. In This Episode, You'll Hear About: Why you should be designing one season ahead to stay relevant and competitive The benefits of designing for seasons, not holidays - timeless over timely Real-world experience pitching art in an ever-changing industry Whether you're just starting out or deep into licensing, this episode will leave you feeling prepared, proactive, and just the right amount of cranky. References Mentioned Notion Mable Tan's Newsletter Mandy Corcoran… Hey there! I'm Mandy Corcoran, the creative force behind Amanda Grace Design. With a deep passion for turning art into seamless patterns, I'm here to help artists like you merge creativity with technology and transform those artistic dreams into thriving businesses. My journey in surface pattern design is all about making tech tools fun and accessible, turning the transition from sketch to digital masterpiece into an exhilarating adventure. Through my courses, eduletters, and engaging reels, I'm dedicated to helping you streamline your processes so you can focus on what you truly love: creating. Let's dive into the vibrant world of digital art together and manifest those wild creative visions into reality. Ready to turn your art from under appreciated to unstoppable? Let's do this! Website: amandagracedesign.com Instagram: instagram.com/amandagracedesign Procreate Patterns Unleashed (affiliate link for Toni)   Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.

    47 min
  6. REDUX: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran

    12/17/2025 • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    REDUX: Pitching Schedules and Seasonal Design w/Mandy Corcoran

    REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Mandy Corcoran of Amanda Grace Design. Together, they unpack the ins and outs of pitching schedules in art licensing and explain why working smarter and crankier matters. You'll also hear why small companies might be your licensing sweet spot over those intimidating big-box stores. In This Episode, You'll Hear About: ✅Why you should be designing one season ahead to stay relevant and competitive ✅The benefits of designing for seasons, not holidays - timeless over timely ✅Real-world experience pitching art in an ever-changing industry Whether you're just starting out or deep into licensing, this episode will leave you feeling prepared, proactive, and just the right amount of cranky. Mandy Corcoran… Hey there! I’m Mandy Corcoran, the creative force behind Amanda Grace Design. With a deep passion for turning art into seamless patterns, I’m here to help artists like you merge creativity with technology and transform those artistic dreams into thriving businesses. My journey in surface pattern design is all about making tech tools fun and accessible, turning the transition from sketch to digital masterpiece into an exhilarating adventure. Through my courses, eduletters, and engaging reels, I’m dedicated to helping you streamline your processes so you can focus on what you truly love: creating. Let’s dive into the vibrant world of digital art together and manifest those wild creative visions into reality. Ready to turn your art from under appreciated to unstoppable? Let’s do this! Website: amandagracedesign.com Instagram: instagram.com/amandagracedesign Procreate Patterns Unleashed (affiliate link for Toni) Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.

    47 min

  7. 12/12/2025 · BONUS

    BONUS: Cranky and Color-Blind: Why Pantone's "Cloud Dancer" Misses the Mark

    In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, Carrie and Toni take a hard look at Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year, "Cloud Dancer"—a shade of white that's allegedly here to soothe our collective anxiety. But instead of peace, the Cranks felt... irritated. And they're not alone. From internet memes to side-eyes across the design world, "Cloud Dancer" has landed with all the grace of a cold chicken breast on a wedding plate. Is it truly calming—or just tone-deaf, condescending, and dangerously out of step with the emotional landscape creatives are navigating today? Together, the Cranks unravel the legitimacy of Pantone's authority and make a compelling case for ditching the pressure of trendy palettes altogether. This one's part creative career advice, part color therapy, and all sass. If you've ever felt boxed in by "what's hot right now," this episode is your permission slip to throw the rulebook out the window and let your weird, wonderful style lead the way. Want more Cranky? Join the Cranky Club on Apple Podcasts to get early access to every episode, completely ad-free. You'll also unlock the full archive — all past episodes, right at your fingertips. Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico, two experienced art entrepreneurs who reveal the realities of making a living as a creative. Expect honest, unfiltered conversations about the challenges, victories, and everything in between when navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative entrepreneur deep into the hustle or just curious about the grind, join us every other week for candid conversations packed with practical advice that goes beyond the usual sugar-coated tips.

    54 min

  8. 12/03/2025

    REDUX: Designing for Trends w/Cat Coquillette

    REDUX: In this episode of Two Cranky Creatives, hosts Carrie Cantwell and Toni Federico are joined by Cat Coquillette. Together, they tackle the controversial "T-word" in the creative industry—trends. Is trend-chasing selling out? Can you still be considered an artist if your work aligns with market demands? Spoiler: Yes, and yes! This week, we're embracing the cranky side of being a surface designer in a commercial world. Carrie, Cat, and Toni explore how surface design is, by nature, commercial and why wanting to be paid for your work isn't the betrayal of artistry some might claim. Learn how to apply your own creative voice to trends, make them uniquely yours, and stay authentic while keeping your work marketable. Because, spoiler alert: You're still an artist—even if your art pays the bills. In This Episode, You'll Hear About: Why "trend" doesn't have to be a dirty word. Finding the balance between market demands and your creative identity. How to interpret and personalize trends in your work. Challenging the myth that commercial art isn't "real" art. Whether you're a trend trailblazer or someone who rolls their eyes at the word, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating the art-meets-commerce tightrope. References Mentioned Pinterest Predicts 2025 Pantone Color of the Year 2025 Backblaze Cat's Kittens & Shrooms Mug Cat's Trend Reports Toni's Blog Cat's Playlist Sunny Sloth by Monster Rally Taxi Dancer by Dengue Fever Lebanese Blonde by Thievery Corporation   Cat Coquillette … Cat Coquillette is a nomadic artist and founder of CatCoq, a brand that draws inspiration from Cat's travels around the world. Her artwork, ranging from tropical florals in Bali to Amazonian wildlife and Scandinavian textile patterns, offers a unique perspective to her audience. Cat's creative courses and art workshops have helped over half a million students gain the skills and confidence to pursue their creative passions. Cat remains dedicated to delivering art, education, and value to the community she loves. www.catcoq.com Two Cranky Creatives … Two Cranky Creatives is hosted by Carrie Cantwell & Toni Federico, two seasoned art entrepreneurs who pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of making a living as a creative. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with navigating the art world as a business. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the hustle, join us every other week for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.

    57 min
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In Two Cranky Creatives, two seasoned creative entrepreneurs, Carrie & Toni, pull back the curtain on the highs and lows of building a creative business. Expect unfiltered, real talk about the challenges, victories, and everything in between that comes with being a creative entrepreneur. Whether you're a fellow creative or just curious about the creative hustle, join us for candid conversations that go beyond the usual sugar-coated advice.

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