Not so Christian Brothers

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Not so Christian Brothers An authentic look at modern masculinity from two brothers from different generations. They share insights on fatherhood, brotherhood, and everything in between.  It's presented by veteran broadcaster Colm Hayes who's voice is instantly recognizable from his years in FM104, RTE and presently Ireland's Classic Hits radio and his brother Justin Caffrey , a well renowned high-performance coach and entrepreneur. With years of experience between them and stories you've probably never heard before, you may want to get involved. These guys don't mess around, it's funny, informative, current, sensitive and ball-breaking all at the same time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 4d ago

    Family Secrets, Drunk Doormen, and the Dark Side of Nudist Beaches

    What happens when a lifetime of family assumptions gets shattered by a deathbed revelation? This Sunday, the Not So Christian Brothers aftershow takes an incredibly personal turn. Following up on their debate about sibling similarities, Terry Tech drops an absolute bombshell about his own family history, revealing how a hidden relationship and a secret child were swept entirely under the rug in mid-century Ireland. This prompts the brothers to look closely at their own past, joking about mysterious priests and whether they truly share the same DNA. The guys then track the massive societal shift that occurred during the historic summer of 1990. Terry recalls spending two months straight inside an Irish pub at just eight years old, while a 15-year-old Justin paints a wild picture of an era where nobody checked IDs, the country exploded with newfound confidence, and absolutely every barmen and doorman was blind drunk. Finally, the team returns to the chaotic world of naturalism. Terry describes his regular walks on Sally Mount beach in Wicklow, tracking the bizarre social codes of the individuals who frequent them. But the conversation takes a sharp, serious turn as they expose the sinister behavior of public exhibitionists—leading to a hilarious debate on the most tactical (and highly inappropriate) urban places to get away with it. In this episode, we uncover: The Hidden Child Concept: Terry Tech’s shocking account of the secret uncle who emerged only when his nanny was in hospital.The 1990 National Bender: Justin’s wild teenage memories of the precise moment Ireland lost its collective sobriety and found its self-belief.The Wicklow Naturalist Reality: Terry's experiences navigating the sand dunes of Sally Mount with a highly intrusive dog.The Architecture of Public Scandals: Colm’s dark comedic breakdown of why wrongdoers target secluded coastlines instead of local bank queues.The Modern Appetite Crisis: How new weight-loss trends are quietly decimating iconic global diner chains and reshaping supermarket food ranges. 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM IST After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM IST ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: Testing Sibling DNA Boundaries01:45 – The Priest on the Couch: Mid-Century Irish Secrets02:00 – Terry's Bombshell: The Hidden Hospital Child Revealed03:45 – Sibling Subplots: Duvet Cover Psychological Operations05:03 – The Sand Dune Files: Analysing Sally Mount Beach06:26 – The Dog, the Ladies, and the Ultimate Podcast Title07:11 – The Wicklow Threat: Confronting Coastal Exhibitionists08:46 – Tactical Defecation: The Logistics of Bank Queues and Robes11:41 – The Summer of '90: When Ireland Exploded into Sobriety Loss14:47 – Cultural Renaissance: River Dance, Licensed Radio, and Confidence16:24 – The Death of Temple Bar Gangs and the Rise of Tax Breaks19:19 – The Diner Demise: How Medical Trends Alter Global Appetites21:20 – Outro: The Perfect Marks and Spencer Suit Pre-Roll Advertisement Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  2. 6d ago

    The World Cup Poisoning and Getting Starkers in Greystones

    Is Ireland truly the coolest place on earth to live right now, or is it a country bound by historical DNA and economic fear? This Thursday, the Not So Christian Brothers break open a massive can of worms that spans across decades of political espionage, international sports boycotts, and entirely inappropriate wardrobe malfunctions. The brothers dive headfirst into the viral conspiracy surrounding England’s legendary goalkeeper Gordon Banks and his alleged poisoning at the 1970 World Cup in Mexico. Was it a rogue beer, or a covert CIA plot to manipulate South American politics? Things heat up significantly as Colm and Justin fiercely clash over the ethics of international sport. With Ireland set to play Israel in an upcoming football match, Colm demands total sporting sanctions, declaring he would gladly hop on a protest flotilla tomorrow. Justin presents a sobering counter-argument, warning of a catastrophic ripple effect on the fragile Irish tech economy and youth employment if global corporate links are severed. Finally, to cool things down, the conversation strips bare—literally. Justin confesses to his habitual naked swimming sessions on the North Beach in Greystones, leading to a hilarious discussion about German nudist beach culture, surviving 40-foot cliff drops with adventurous family dogs, and Colm's terrifying encounter with a naked beach-caster holding a very long fishing rod. In this episode, we uncover: The Coolest Place on Earth: Analysing The Times piece on Ireland's booming cultural status and Justin’s imminent departure.The 1970 World Cup Espionage: The historical breakdown of Gordon Banks’ mysterious illness and the alleged CIA-Brazil alliance.The Tennis Ball Protest: Why Irish fans smuggled thousands of tennis balls into a football stadium to register political defiance.Principles vs. The Pocket: Colm’s fiery moral stance on international sanctions versus Justin's economic warning regarding AI layoffs and multinational flight.The Greystones Exhibitionist: Justin’s isolated naked swims and why his German mother-in-law feels right at home with naturalism.The 15-Foot Illusion: Colm’s traumatic, storm-driven mishap at a hidden nudist beach.📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM IST After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM IST ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: Is Ireland Actually the Coolest Country?01:51 – Pirate Radio Reminiscing & Opening Accounts under Mickey Mouse04:47 – The Gordon Banks Conspiracy: Was the 1970 Legend Poisoned by the CIA?09:19 – Epigenetics & DNA: Historical Suppression Patterns in the Irish Psyche11:16 – The Tennis Ball Invasions: The Mechanics of Stadium Protests12:44 – The Israel-Ireland Debate: Moral Values vs. Macroeconomic Survival18:17 – The Fragility of Tech: AI Layoffs and the Impending Unemployment Shift23:28 – Stripping Down: Justin’s Naked Adventures on Greystones North Beach24:34 – The Adventurous 40-Foot Cliff-Falling Dog25:46 – Cultural Differences: German Liberalism vs. Pale Irish Realities27:33 – The Beach Caster: Colm's Terrifying Storm-Blown Optical Illusion29:44 – Outro: Are You Ready for Sunday’s Nude Aftershow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  3. May 31

    The Big Hairy Gorilla Dilemma: Shaving, Style Mishaps & The Black Shoe Rule

    How far should a man go to maintain his public image? This Sunday, the Not So Christian Brothers aftershow gets incredibly personal as Terry Tech opens the episode by complimenting Justin on being exceptionally well-groomed. This prompts Justin to reveal the raw truth behind his completely shaved head—confessing it is the only way he can truly judge if he is looking fit or turning into a "big hairy gorilla". The team then transitions into a brilliant debate on modern fashion culture. They deconstruct the absolute absurdity of high-fashion trends, calling out the ultimate corporate style crime: men who confidently wear bright shorts paired with formal black leather shoes. Plus, Terry drops a major challenge for the next episode—he is planning to unearth old, embarrassing photos of Colm and Justin to project onto the studio green screen to determine once and for all who has the absolute worst historical fashion sense. In this episode, we uncover: The Shaved Gorilla Theory: Justin’s unique psychological method for tracking his physical fitness and body image.The Well-Groomed Verdict: Terry Tech’s unexpected praise for Justin’s impeccable facial grooming routine.The Wardrobe Crime: Deconstructing the bizarre visual aesthetics of pairing casual shorts with structured black leather shoes.The Fashion Mishap Challenge: Terry’s green-screen plot to expose the brothers' most embarrassing historic style choices.The Cyclical Trend Myth: Why fashion gurus design ridiculous looks just to make us look foolish in ten years' time 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM IST After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM IST ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: The Hairy Gorilla Reality & Head Shaving Tactics.00:17 – Terry’s Compliment: Analyzing Justin’s pristine facial grooming.00:45 – The Aftershow Setup: Sibling dynamics under the studio lights.05:30 – Thursday's Echoes: Following up on the relocation and lifestyle shifts.12:15 – The Psychology of Trends: Why style choices age so poorly.21:35 – The Black Shoe Crime: The visual disaster of shorts and formal footwear.22:12 – The Green Screen Plot: Terry's upcoming historic style expose.22:23 – Outro: Voting on the ultimate fashion culprit on Instagram and YouTube subscribing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min

  4. May 28

    We Are Leaving Ireland: The Warm Climate Move & The Male Vanity Industry

    Is it time to pack up and leave? This Thursday, the Not So Christian Brothers share a massive personal announcement: they are well into the logistics of planning a permanent move away from Ireland to a much warmer country. The sudden Irish heatwave sparks a fierce debate on corporate etiquette. Colm and Justin dissect the unwritten rules of the office, asking whether it is ever socially acceptable for a grown man to wear shorts in a professional environment, or if doing so completely erodes institutional authority. The conversation then turns to the hidden psychology of modern masculinity. The brothers unearth the skyrocketing data behind the male vanity industry, analyzing why middle-aged men are quietly spending millions on anti-aging moisturisers, under-eye concealers, and cosmetic procedures. From Colm’s bizarre choice to wear sunglasses indoors during the entire recording to the hidden scripts of male aging, this season premiere uncovers the raw truth about modern lifestyle shifts. In this episode, we uncover: The Emigration Blueprint: The logistics of moving the podcast and their lives to a warmer climate.The Shorts Controversy: The psychological impact of casual summer attire in corporate boardrooms.The Male Vanity Industry: Analyzing the massive economic and social shift toward male cosmetic enhancement.The Indoor Sunglasses Mystery: Justin calls out Colm's refusal to remove his shades under the studio lights.Mental Resilience: Why changing your physical environment is often the ultimate catalyst for personal growth. 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM IST After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM IST ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: The Art of Improvised Conversations.00:30 – The Great Relocation: Planning the permanent move away from Ireland.06:15 – The Summer Script: How a few days of sun completely alters the national psyche.12:40 – Shorts in the Office: Evaluating corporate compliance and wardrobe boundaries.19:15 – The Male Vanity Boom: The rising millions spent on male aesthetic preservation.25:30 – The Indoor Sunglasses Mystery: Colm's studio style choice defended.29:41 – Outro: Head to Instagram to vote on workplace rules and subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  5. May 24

    The Roy Keane DM & The Tree-Hanging Poo Bag Menace

    Why do some dog owners pick up after their pets only to hang the plastic bag from a nearby tree branch? This Sunday, the Not So Christian Brothers after show tackles one of the most divisive social dilemmas in modern life: dog fouling etiquette. The conversation begins with Justin reacting to a listener who slid into his DMs to point out that his straight-talking, analytical podcast persona bears a striking resemblance to a characterfully grumpy Roy Keane. The studio then descends into hilarious chaos as Rebecca recounts her ultimate maternal nightmare: her enormous Bernese puppy creating a monumental, bagless mess right at the school gates on the very first day of term. From Justin's emergency leaf tactics to Terry's intense frustration with public parks lacking proper disposal bins, this episode highlights the unwritten rules of community living and the everyday habits that drive us mad. In this episode, we uncover: The Roy Keane Archetype: Why audiences naturally categorise direct, honest thinkers as "grumpy".The School Gate Disaster: Rebecca’s vivid account of social humiliation and emergency staff-room tissue runs.Urban vs. Countryside Realities: Is a field inherently biodegradable, or are we ruining the local landscape?The Tree-Hanging Phenomenon: Terry’s critique of the bizarre habit of leaving bagged waste behind on nature trails.The Tongue-Pulling Myth: Colm's highly questionable internet advice on how to stop a dog mid-action. 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: Spicy Follow-Ups & Instagram DM Growth.00:44 – The Roy Keane Verdict: Addressing the "grumps" comparison.02:26 – The Great Dog Waste Debate: Friction, divisions, and relationship dealbreakers.03:40 – The Countryside Factor: Biodegradable arguments vs. public space rules.04:57 – Rebecca’s Ultimate Nightmare: The first day of junior infants and a lack of bags.06:41 – The Tongue-Pulling Myth: Testing Colm’s highly controversial internet advice.07:57 – Where Are the Bins? Council choices, anti-tipping rules, and public park frustrations.10:50 – The Tree Menace: Calling out the people who hang bags from branches.14:00 – Outro: Engaging in the YouTube comments box and channel updates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min

  6. May 21

    The 17-Minute Leak: A Double Life Exposed & The Bouncy Castle Mayhem

    What happens when a secret conversation completely dismantles a public life? This Thursday, the Not So Christian Brothers dive into the viral scandal gripping Ireland: a 17-minute leaked phone recording that has exposed a prominent figure's double life and caused a massive house of cards to collapse. Justin breaks down hearing about the secret audio on a plane journey , while Colm details the shocking contents of the recording to secret accounts. The brothers also look at the cultural phenomenon of "Curtain Twitching" and transition into the madness of communion season in Ireland. From parents jumping out of back windows onto bouncy castles to a funny look at Tyson Fury's unusual family naming conventions, this episode explores family structures, institutional mistrust, and why we love watching secrets unfold. In this episode, we uncover: The 17-Minute Leak: The sudden collapse of a public profile through an unedited audio recording.The Psychology of the Curtain Twitcher: Why society is genetically wired to look through the neighbors' windows.The House of Cards: Historic moments of institutional collapse and why power breeds mistrust.Communion Chaos: The real-world stories of bouncy castles, stilettos, and post-church celebrations.The Naming Nightmare: Tyson Fury’s official document crisis and the airport chaos of naming every child "Prince". 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM ⏱️ Chapter Timings00:00 – Intro: Same Parents, Different Timelines .00:25 – The Leaked Tape: A high-profile recording exposes a double life.03:15 – Curtain Twitchers: The psychology of public obsession with secrets.05:40 – The House of Cards: Historical shifts in institutional trust.09:30 – Communion Mayhem: Bouncy castles, window jumps, and the church bar debate.13:15 – The Student is Ready: When people actually look for deeper truth.14:15 – The "Prince" Dilemma: Tyson Fury’s chaotic family naming strategy.16:00 – Outro: Like, Subscribe, and the Sunday Aftershow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min

  7. May 17

    The €500 Bet: Sibling Rivalry & The Ring of Kerry Mystery

    This Sunday’s after show (May 17th) is built on a high-stakes sibling rivalry that has finally reached its breaking point. From a decades-old restaurant mystery in London to a massive €500 bet involving a 175km mountain cycle, the brothers are putting their pride—and their wallets—on the line. Below is the optimized distribution package for Acast, Spotify, and an algorithm-safe, SEO-heavy YouTube strategy. Is age just a number, or is it a psychological battlefield? This Sunday, the Not So Christian Brothers settle a 30-year debate that started in a London restaurant: Who actually looks younger?. The banter takes a serious turn as Terry Tech and Rebecca put a price on Colm’s fitness. We break down the Psychology of the Underdog as Colm prepares for the grueling 175km "Ring of Kerry" cycle. With a €500 bet on the table, the question isn't just about finishing—it’s about proving "The Script" wrong. From Instagram poll results to the truth about hair dye and "powerful" wrinkles, this episode explores why we never stop competing with our siblings. In this episode, we uncover: The London Mystery: The restaurant encounter that sparked a 30-year age debate.The "Growthage": How the brotherhood is expanding on Instagram (and why you need to be there).High-Stakes Performance: The logistics of the 175km mountain challenge.The €500 Gamble: Terry Tech’s ultimate bet against Colm’s resilience.The "Patty Hardaway" Incident: Colm’s bizarre sporting references revealed. 📅 TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM ⏱️ Chapter Timings 00:00 – Intro: Same Parents, Different Timelines.00:30 – Instagram Poll Results: The verdict on who looks younger.01:00 – The London Incident: A 30-year-old mystery revisited.05:40 – The Hair Dye Truth: "Powerful" vs. "Wrinkled."10:15 – The "Patty Hardaway" Mystery: Colm’s sports knowledge (or lack thereof).14:45 – The Ring of Kerry: 175km of mountain psychological warfare.19:25 – The €500 Bet: Putting money on the line.19:54 – Outro: Medals, Certificates, and Survival. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min

  8. May 14

    The 50-Year Secret: Surviving the "Dark Knight" & The Ancestry Mystery

    This week’s main show (Thursday, May 14th) is a deep dive into the human psyche, the midlife transition, and the strange cultural scripts currently playing out on the world stage. From Justin’s impending 50th birthday to the "Dark Knight of the Soul," this episode moves from the personal to the geopolitical with the signature brotherly banter. Episode Description: What happens when the "Hero’s Journey" hits a brick wall at 50? This Thursday, the Not So Christian Brothers explore the Psychology of Midlife. Justin reveals his high-tech weight loss journey (and why flying makes you "moist") as he prepares to hit the big 5-0. We dive into the "Dark Knight of the Soul" and why the second half of life requires a total rewrite of your internal script. The brothers also tackle the controversial "Global Script" currently playing out in cultural events like Eurovision, debating the fine line between performance and propaganda. Plus, a look at the "Cheddar Man" mystery—the scientific discovery that rewrote the history of identity and ancestry. Whether it's Baron Trump’s political debut or the secret to finding purpose after forty, this episode is about uncovering the Truth beneath the surface. In this episode, we uncover: The "Moist" Traveler: The AI-tracked weight loss journey and the science of transatlantic flying.The Midlife Transition: Why men struggle with the "Hero’s Journey" and how to find a new purpose at 50.The Global Script: A "hairy" debate on Eurovision, cultural identity, and the politics of performance.The Ancestry Mystery: The Truth about "Cheddar Man" and why your DNA isn't what you think it is.New Eras: Baron Trump, the Royal "Nigeria" tour, and the changing faces of global influence. TUNE IN: Main Show: Every Thursday @ 6 PM After Show: Every Sunday @ 8 AM Chapter Timings:00:00 – Intro: Same Parents, Different Timelines.01:00 – The AI Weight Tracker: Why traveling makes you "moist."05:30 – The 50th Milestone: Psychology of the second half of life.12:15 – The Dark Knight of the Soul: Navigating the midlife transition.19:00 – The Eurovision Tension: Performance, Politics, and the Global Script.25:10 – The Ancestry Mystery: The Truth about "Cheddar Man."31:45 – The New Political Era: Baron Trump & The Royal Tour.38:30 – Outro: Like, Subscribe, and the Sunday Aftershow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min
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Not so Christian Brothers An authentic look at modern masculinity from two brothers from different generations. They share insights on fatherhood, brotherhood, and everything in between.  It's presented by veteran broadcaster Colm Hayes who's voice is instantly recognizable from his years in FM104, RTE and presently Ireland's Classic Hits radio and his brother Justin Caffrey , a well renowned high-performance coach and entrepreneur. With years of experience between them and stories you've probably never heard before, you may want to get involved. These guys don't mess around, it's funny, informative, current, sensitive and ball-breaking all at the same time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    GoLoud
  • Creator
    Not So Christian Brothers
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    117
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Justin Caffrey Caffrey Global Limited
  • Show Website
    Not so Christian Brothers

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