Wrath of Pod

Marcus & Deanna
  • 4.8 (22)
  • COMEDY
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What if the bible only existed as a big-budget streaming television show? What if it had a team of overworked writers, excessive CGI, and a costume department that really loved the color brown? Find out how it all comes together as two irreverent Scripture script doctors give their comedic hot takes on the on-screen drama and off-screen hijinks of this “newly released” streaming TV series. Pod be with you!

  1. Witchcraft Punch Card (S4 E2)

    4D AGO

    Witchcraft Punch Card (S4 E2)

    If you were hoping for a big battle scene this week after last week’s army muster, well, too bad! Instead of marching his awesome new army into battle, God continues to coach the tribe of Levi in interior decoration and puts in place some very unusual (and badly named) rituals for getting past the velvet rope to his club. He then throws a fun date night idea into the mix: All you need is a suspicious spouse, a measure of barley, and an inkstand full of blood. The episode wraps with a showy parade of 12 identical offerings for the Tabernacle and cuts off just as God is about to say something interesting for once. (Numbers 4:21–7:89) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    36 min
  2. Scottish Techno (S4 E1)

    DEC 15

    Scottish Techno (S4 E1)

    True to its name, Season 4: Numbers opens with lots and lots of numbers, as God gets jittery about the neighbors and conscripts all men over 20 into his army. The costume department rises to the challenge with a terrific collection of tribe-specific uniform designs, which will of course never be made available in the official show shop. The Levites are exempt from army service, partly because God realizes that he can trade them for all of the firstborns (and a stack of cash), but also because denim is a terrible material for combat fatigues. God then adds some more actions to his list of things that will get you killed for no good reason, including getting too close to the Tabernacle and looking at spoons when you’re not supposed to. (Numbers 1:1–4:20) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    38 min
  3. Canonical Lord of the Rings (S3 review)

    DEC 1

    Canonical Lord of the Rings (S3 review)

    Marcus and Deanna review Season 3: Leviticus! Will God finally let Moses take a day off? What kind of punishment is appropriate for using stupid corporate expressions? What happens when sexy fan fiction meets a classic country tune? We discuss all this and more, plus the winner of the season-wide Weirdest Name competition and some exciting updates about the Holy Bible Show convention! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    50 min
  4. Dwelling in Superman’s Booth (S3 E3)

    NOV 17

    Dwelling in Superman’s Booth (S3 E3)

    In this final episode of the season, God brain-dumps the last of his laws while practicing his best flight-attendant voice and wearing his best pair of jeans. We hear that priests must marry virgins, can’t have any physical defects, and a bunch of other cringy, retrograde stuff that we’ve come to expect from this out-of-touch boomer. He also makes up some holidays centering on unleavened bread, trumpets, and self-loathing. At least we get to see an actual stoning after someone curses up a storm. God is also careful to point out all the cannibalism and anxiety disorders he will inflict on the Israelites if they don’t follow his many, many, many laws. (Leviticus chapters 21 to 27) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    45 min
  5. Secret Twilight Fan (S3 E2)

    NOV 10

    Secret Twilight Fan (S3 E2)

    God’s call-in radio show pivots to cooking tips this episode, revealing his preferences for hooves, cud, fins, scales, and grasshoppers. Then God shows his germophobic side, laying down some rules about how to handle sores on your beard or when your bedsheets get icky – and the makeup department’s work on all of the diseased extras is not for the faint of heart! Aaron presides over a special ceremony that will remove all of the uncleanliness and sin from the community by gambling on a pair of goats. God also gives strict warnings against touching lizards, fortune-telling, and raving at a demon’s club. (Leviticus chapters 11 to 20) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    48 min
  6. Car Talk but for Sacrifices (S3 E1)

    NOV 3

    Car Talk but for Sacrifices (S3 E1)

    Season 3 opens with God at the mic of his new call-in radio show, where he solves all of your sin-related problems. Accidentally overheard an oath? Sacrifice an animal! Touched something unclean? Sacrifice an animal! Trespassed on your neighbor’s field? You guessed it — sacrifice an animal! The priests get to eat all of the burned-up leftovers from these sacrifices, which works out fine until two of Aaron’s sons make God angry with their off-brand offering and become burned-up leftovers themselves. (Leviticus chapters 1 to 10) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    42 min
  7. Steampunk Tabernacle (S2 review)

    OCT 20

    Steampunk Tabernacle (S2 review)

    Marcus and Deanna review all of Season 2: Exodus! They discuss God’s introverted tendencies, spread rumors about a schism on the writing team, reimagine the tabernacle, speculate on the similarities between Moses and a honey badger, and try to settle the issue of what’s up with Aaron’s leadership style once and for all. Plus, of course, find out the winner of the season-wide Weirdest Name competition! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    49 min

  8. OCT 6

    Gritty Care Bears (S2 E10)

    Season 2 finale! The Israelites, led by head artisans Bedazzle and Fancy Drapery Care Bear, follow God’s divine Ikea instructions to finally build the tabernacle. Moses oversees the process under his veil while Aaron disappears into the background whenever God comes around. When the tabernacle is complete, God descends in a cloud, partly for dramatic effect but mostly to hide that he’s still in his pajamas. Whenever God isn’t clouding up the place, the Israelites break down the tabernacle and start plodding towards Canaan. (Exodus 35:1-40:38) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    36 min
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What if the bible only existed as a big-budget streaming television show? What if it had a team of overworked writers, excessive CGI, and a costume department that really loved the color brown? Find out how it all comes together as two irreverent Scripture script doctors give their comedic hot takes on the on-screen drama and off-screen hijinks of this “newly released” streaming TV series. Pod be with you!

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    Marcus & Deanna
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  • Episodes
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