B-Movie Blitzkrieg

Duncan McLeish

Get ready for a rollercoaster of ridiculousness with hosts Duncan and The Baz as they dive headfirst into the wild world of B-Movies! From the hilariously awful to the surprisingly awesome, no film is too obscure or too outrageous for their scrutiny. Each 30-minute episode is a perfect bite-sized chunk of entertainment, ideal for your commute or a quick binge session. Tune in every two weeks for a new episode and join the Blitzkrieg! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for something different, The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is your ticket to a world of cinematic mayhem.

  1. 6d ago

    Episode 5: Kingdom of the Spiders – Eight-Legged Terror, Small-Town Screams & Maximum Shatner

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Season 2 Episode 5 Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) Hide your shoes, check the corners of the room, and whatever you do...don't look under the bed, because Duncan & The Baz are marching into one of the creepiest, crawliest and most gloriously committed creature features of the 1970s. This week on The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, we're tackling Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)...the film where William Shatner, a small Arizona town and approximately one million eight-legged nightmares collide in a wonderfully hairy explosion of panic, polyester and arachnophobia. Imagine if Jaws replaced the shark with spiders, The Birds gave everyone eight legs, and William Shatner was allowed to dramatically react to absolutely everything. That's Kingdom of the Spiders. When livestock start dying under mysterious circumstances and venomous spiders begin appearing in alarming numbers, local veterinarian Robert "Rack" Hansen finds himself facing a threat considerably more difficult to put down than a sick cow. Unfortunately for Rack, these spiders aren't interested in staying politely outdoors. As the infestation spreads, the body count rises and the entire town finds itself trapped in a battle against an enemy that can crawl through windows, ceilings, cars and apparently every available gap in the Arizona landscape. Powered by William Shatner's maximum Shatner energy, a surprisingly effective sense of dread and an army of very real spiders, Kingdom of the Spiders turns a simple creature-feature premise into something far more unsettling. In This Episode: We tackle the burning questions no exterminator, veterinarian or arachnophobe ever dared to ask: How many spiders is too many spiders...and why is the answer apparently "never" for this production?Is Rack Hansen the greatest small-town vet in cinema history...or simply William Shatner wearing cowboy boots?At what point should a spider problem officially be upgraded to a military emergency?And seriously...who convinced hundreds of tarantulas to participate in a movie? Top 5 Rad / Sad & Bad Moments: William Shatner as Rack Hansen – delivering heroics, one-liners and enough intensity to suggest every spider personally offended him.The Spider Invasion – nothing says escalating tension like discovering there are suddenly thousands of them.The Bravest Kid Actor Ever – aint nobody getting spiders on either of your 'very' brave hostsThe 'Shat of the Dance – think River Dance meets William ShatnerThe Final Nightmare – a genuinely memorable ending that takes the phrase "surrounded by spiders" to horrifying new levels. We celebrate a classic VHS creature feature, marvel at the sheer number of real spiders, and ask...is Kingdom of the Spiders 70s creature-feature brilliance, or just William Shatner shouting at tarantulas? The answer? Probably both. So grab a flamethrower ‘figuratively’, obviously, check your boots before putting them on, and remember... Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. Next Episode Drops Friday 11th September: We're leaving Arizona behind and heading for the sleazy streets of New York as Duncan & The Baz crack open one of the ultimate 80s cult classics...Basket Case (1982). Frank Henenlotter unleashes a tale of revenge, brotherly love, questionable motel etiquette and one very angry lump of flesh living inside a wicker basket. Because apparently family reunions weren't weird enough. Expect grimy New York streets, gloriously practical effects and enough mutant carnage to make you think twice before carrying hand luggage. Until then...check your shoes, avoid abandoned barns, and if you hear scratching from inside a wicker basket... Don't open it. Seriously. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:05:18 - PLOT 00:10:02 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:17:52 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:20:55 - PLOTHOLES 00:25:48 - SCORE 00:27:19 - CLOSE

  2. Aug 14

    Episode 4: Space Truckers – Cosmic Convoys, Cyborg Carnage & Intergalactic Haulage

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Season 2 Episode 4 Space Truckers (1996) Buckle up, secure your cargo, and check your spaceship insurance because this week on the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, Duncan & The Baz leave the wasteland behind and head into deep space for Space Truckers (1996)...the only movie brave enough to combine Convoy, Star Wars, 90s sci-fi and Dennis Hopper into one gloriously deranged intergalactic road movie. We're in a future where gigantic cargo freighters cruise between planets, cyborg assassins roam the galaxy, space pirates are part of the logistics industry, and one trucker finds himself caught in a conspiracy involving stolen artificial organs, murderous robots and enough questionable Scottish accents to cause an international incident. Imagine if Mad Max, Escape from New York and an 80s sex comedy stumbled into the same nuclear bunker after one too many beers. That's Hell Comes to Frogtown. And behind it all? Dennis Hopper. Because apparently the universe wasn't chaotic enough already. Space Truckers is part space opera, part trucker movie and part fever dream cooked up in the back of a roadside diner. It's loud, colourful, ridiculous and packed with practical effects and miniature spacecraft that remind us why 90s science fiction could still feel like someone had actually built the damn thing. It's bonkers. It's beautiful. It's completely over the top. And somehow...it works. --- In This Episode: We climb into the cab and tackle the questions no intergalactic freight company would ever allow us to put in writing: How does Dennis Hopper make an interstellar trucker seem like the most qualified man in the galaxy?Why does this movie apparently believe Scottish accents are optional?What happens when Norm from Cheers gets behind the controls of a spaceship?And just what the hell is going on with the villain's...special upgrade?--- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: Dennis Hopper's Commitment, whether he understands the movie its maximum Hopper intensity, the result is glorious.The Villain's Special Upgrade, a cybernetic enhancement so gloriously ridiculous that once you've seen it, well..The Space Pirate Chase, practical effects, miniature spacecraft and laser blasts. Ridiculous, but bloody brilliant. Along the way we celebrate the film's old-school sci-fi spectacle, marvel at its bizarre blend of trucking culture and space opera, and ask the ultimate Blitzkrieg question: Is Space Truckers a forgotten 90s sci-fi gem...or what happens when someone puts Convoy in a blender with Star Wars and launches the resulting smoothie into orbit? Honestly? We're leaning towards both. --- So strap yourself into the driver's seat, secure your cargo, don't trust anyone offering you a suspiciously large cybernetic upgrade, and remember...Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant, one B-Movie at a time. --- Episode 2 of Season 5 Coming 28th August: We're coming back down to Earth... Unfortunately, Earth has a problem. A problem with eight legs. A problem determined to wrap an entire town in webbing and turn rural America into an all-you-can-eat buffet. Next time Duncan & The Baz tackle Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)...a movie that asks the terrifyingly simple question: "What if Jaws...but spiders?" Expect creeping dread. Expect hairy-legged horror. Expect William Shatner going full Shatner against nature's most misunderstood nightmare. And expect at least one moment where you'll be checking your walls, ceiling, shoes and possibly reconsidering every countryside holiday you've ever taken. Until then...keep your cargo secured, keep your scanners active, keep an eye on the rear-view mirror, and remember: If the truck behind you is bigger than a planet and driven by Dennis Hopper...let it pass. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:07:07 - PLOT 00:08:48 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:16:16 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:20:50 - PLOTHOLES 00:25:55 - SCORE 00:27:32 - CLOSE

  3. Jul 31

    Episode 3: Hell Comes to Frogtown – Mutant Mayhem, Fertility Frenzy & Amphibian Anarchy

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Season 2 Episode 3 Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) Dust off your Geiger counters, lock up your valuables, and maybe avoid kissing anyone wearing green latex this week, because Duncan & The Baz are marching into one of the most gloriously ridiculous post-apocalyptic movies ever made. This week on The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast, we're tackling Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)...the only film where a professional wrestler, mutant frog-men, radioactive wastelands, an explosive chastity belt and humanity's future collide in ninety minutes of committed insanity. Imagine if Mad Max, Escape from New York and an 80s sex comedy stumbled into the same nuclear bunker after one too many beers. That's Hell Comes to Frogtown. Imagine if Mad Max, Escape from New York and an 80s sex comedy stumbled into the same nuclear bunker after one too many beers. That's Hell Comes to Frogtown. With civilisation reduced to dust and human fertility on the brink of extinction, mankind places its hopes on one man...Sam Hell. A drifter so absurdly fertile the government straps an explosive device around his most prized possession and sends him on a rescue mission. Naturally. Powered by Roddy Piper's charisma, inventive practical effects and outrageous ideas, Hell Comes to Frogtown never questions its own madness...and that's exactly why we love it. --- In This Episode: We tackle the burning questions no scientist, government official or mutant amphibian ever dared ask: Is Sam Hell humanity's greatest hope...or simply the luckiest man in the apocalypse?Why does the government think an explosive codpiece is sensible military hardware?Are the frog-men really the villains...or just running a surprisingly organised civilisation?And seriously...who looked at this script and thought, "Needs more frog costumes."?--- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: Roddy Piper as Sam Hell – proving absolute commitment makes any ridiculous premise believable.The Chastity Belt of Doom – the least desirable piece of post-apocalyptic technology ever conceived.The First Visit to Frogtown – where mutant amphibians somehow become convincing after thirty seconds.The Dance of Seduction – bizarre, hilarious and gloriously uncomfortable.The Final Assault – explosions, crossbows, mutant frogs and Roddy Piper punching everything that moves. Along the way we celebrate one of the VHS era's most charmingly bonkers action movies, discuss why practical effects overcome almost any budget, and ask the ultimate Blitzkrieg question...Is Hell Comes to Frogtown a hidden masterpiece beneath layers of latex...or ninety glorious minutes of complete nonsense? The answer? Probably both. --- So grab your survival gear, keep your distance from suspicious amphibians, and remember...Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. --- Episode 2 of Season 4 Coming 14th August: We're trading radioactive deserts for deep space as Duncan & The Baz tackle one of cinema's strangest sci-fi adventures...Space Truckers (1996). Dennis Hopper captains an interstellar freight run. Stephen Dorff is dragged into a galaxy-spanning conspiracy. Charles Dance unleashes murderous cyborgs. Scottish truck stops become space stations, artificial organs become hot property, and nobody seems prepared for the movie they're starring in. Expect cosmic chaos, bargain-bin blockbuster ambition, questionable accents, outrageous production design and enough wonderfully weird moments to make you wonder whether somebody accidentally launched Smokey and the Bandit into orbit. UUntil then...Watch out for mutant frogs...Never trust government-issued underwear...And if someone introduces themselves as Sam Hell......don't ask where they got the name. Just run. Or ribbit. We'll let you decide. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:04:39 - PLOT 00:08:20 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:17:21 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:20:50 - PLOTHOLES 00:25:13 - SCORE 00:27:23 - CLOSE

    Episode 3: Hell Comes to Frogtown – Mutant Mayhem, Fertility Frenzy & Amphibian Anarchy
  4. Jul 17

    Episode 2: Samurai Cop (1991) – Katanas, Chaos & The Greatest Wig in Action Cinema

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Season 2 Episode 2 Samurai Cop (1991) Sharpen your katana, fasten your seatbelt, and prepare to witness one of the most gloriously incompetent action movies ever committed to VHS because this week Duncan & The Baz dive headfirst into Samurai Cop (1991)...the cult classic that somehow combines hard-boiled police drama, martial arts, steamy romance and one of cinema's most infamous continuity disasters into ninety minutes of absolute cinematic delirium.From dialogue that sounds like it was translated through six different languages, to villains who chew scenery like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and a leading man whose hairstyle appears to have a mind of its own, Samurai Cop isn't simply a bad action movie...it's an experience.Every awkward line delivery, every exploding car, every flying katana and every miraculous hair transformation somehow combine to create a film that's impossible not to love.It's ridiculous. It's bewildering. It's unforgettable. --- In This Episode: We enter the dangerous world of organised crime while answering the questions nobody else was brave enough to ask: Is Joe Marshall the most overqualified cop in movie history...or simply the luckiest?Why does every woman he meets immediately fall hopelessly in love with him?Is the infamous wig actually the film's greatest villain?And...was anybody involved in this production even reading the same script?--- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: Joe Marshall arrives...and immediately becomes the greatest police officer, martial artist and ladies' man ever assembled.The 8 hospital romance...because grief apparently lasts about thirty seconds.Dialogue that feels like it was generated by AI before AI existed.That wig...you know the one.Does the script writer know what 'undercover' actually means? Along the way we celebrate everything that makes Samurai Cop such an enduring cult favourite, discuss why its glorious incompetence has become cinematic legend, and ask the ultimate Blitzkrieg question:Is Samurai Cop one of the worst action movies ever made...or one of the greatest accidental comedies ever put on film? --- Grab your leather jacket, keep your katana close, and whatever you do...don't look too closely at the continuity.Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant...one B-Movie at a time. --- Episode 2 of Season 3 Coming 31st July: Next time Duncan & The Baz venture into a radioactive wasteland where fertile humans are endangered, giant mutant frogs rule the desert, and humanity's last hope is Roddy Piper wearing an explosive chastity belt. That's right! It's time the boy's paid a little visit to Frogtown in the wacky wonderful Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)Expect mutants. Expect mayhem. Expect post-apocalyptic madness.Until then...stay weird, stay wild, and remember...If your hero's hair changes length halfway through a conversation...you're probably already watching Samurai Cop.TIMECODE:00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:04:58 - PLOT 00:09:42 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:16:28 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:20:17 - PLOTHOLES 00:23:02 - SCORE 00:27:00 - CLOSE

    Episode 2: Samurai Cop (1991) – Katanas, Chaos & The Greatest Wig in Action Cinema
  5. Jul 3

    Season 2 Episode 1 : Birdemic: Shock & Terror – Feathers, Fury & Environmental Panic

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Season 2 Episode 1 Birdemic: Shock & Terror (2010) Fasten your seatbelts, keep one eye on the sky, and maybe invest in a sturdy coat hanger because Season 2 of the B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast launches with one of the most gloriously catastrophic cult movies ever committed to digital video. This week, Duncan & The Baz spread their wings and dive beak-first into Birdemic: Shock & Terror (2010)...the environmental romance-turned-avian apocalypse that somehow became one of the most legendary "so bad it's good" films of the modern era. From impossibly stiff performances and conversations that drift into another dimension, to computer-generated eagles that look like they escaped from a forgotten Windows screensaver, Birdemic isn't simply a bad movie...it's an experience. Every awkward pause, every exploding bird, and every inexplicable editing choice somehow combines into a film that's impossible to stop watching. It's earnest. It's baffling. It's unforgettable. --- In This Episode: We attempt to survive the flock while answering the questions nobody else was brave enough to ask: Are these the least threatening killer birds ever created...or the most dangerous PowerPoint presentation in cinema history?Why does the acting feel like the worst community play in history?How was this movie made in 2010?And...just how many times can one movie remind us about global warming before another CGI vulture explodes?--- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: The birds arrive...and immediately demonstrate that physics, animation and common sense have all taken the day off.Coathangers…huhThe script is SOOOO f*****g bad!Victoria Secret you say…The ending…we just gonna stand and stare out to sea? Along the way we celebrate director James Nguyen's unwavering sincerity, explore why Birdemic has earned genuine cult status despite (or because of) every technical shortcoming imaginable, and ask the ultimate Blitzkrieg question: Is Birdemic one of the worst films ever made...or one of the greatest accidental pieces of entertainment ever unleashed upon the world? --- Grab your solar panels, keep a coat hanger within arm's reach, and remember... Here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg, the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. --- Episode 2 of Season 2 Coming 17th July: The law has arrived...although nobody involved seems entirely convinced of that fact. Next time Duncan & The Baz lock, load, and attempt to survive Samurai Cop (1991), the action masterpiece featuring a hero with a questionable wig, villains who chew scenery like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, dialogue from another planet, and enough glorious continuity errors to keep film students employed for decades. Expect katana chaos, explosive one-liners, bewildering romance, and Baz asking the only question that really matters... "Was anybody actually in charge of this production?" Until then...stay weird, stay wild, and remember: If the birds attacking you look like they're flying on invisible strings...you're probably already watching Birdemic. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:05:50 - PLOT 00:09:28 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:20:26 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:23:45 - PLOTHOLES 00:25:28 - SCORE 00:26:26 - CLOSE

  6. Apr 10

    Season 1 - End of Season Wrap Show

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast Season 1 - End of Season Wrap Show Loosen your belts, pour something strong, and prepare for some deeply questionable opinions… because The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is wrapping up Season 1 the only way we know how, by talking absolute nonsense for an extended period of time. After 22 films, countless rants, and more than a few “what did we just watch?” moments, Duncan & The Baz sit down to reflect on the chaos, the carnage, and the unexpected brilliance of their maiden voyage through the world of B-cinema. This isn’t just a recap… it’s a full-blown debrief. From how the podcast was born (somewhere between insomnia and a desire to drink with your buddy), to how the season somehow held together despite everything thrown at it, we take a look behind the curtain at what made Season 1 tick…  and some how didn’t fall apart. And yes… Baz has thoughts. Many, many thoughts. It’s reflective. It’s unfiltered. It’s dangerously close to going off the rails at all times. Naturally… we wouldn’t have it any other way. --- In This Episode: How The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast actually started and our surprise it hasn’t stoppedBaz’s post-season verdict: has he been converted to B-movies… or traumatised for life?Duncan recaps/justify 22 episodes of cinematic chaosThe moments that nearly broke us… and the ones that weirdly impressed us Top 5 Best & Worst of Season 1: Because no season wrap-up would be complete without some bold claims and inevitable disagreements…how close are our lists actually? Expect arguments. Expect contradictions. Expect at least one of these picks to cause outrage as Duncan & The Baz dig into how Season 1 evolved from a simple idea into a weekly descent into madness, why some films surprised them in the best ways, and how others… well… tested their will to continue. They also tackle the big question: Is Baz now a B-movie believer… or has this entire experience just lowered his standards permanently? --- Season 2 Tease – Coming July 2026 Just when you thought it was safe…We’re coming back. Season 2 is already shaping up to be bigger, weirder, and possibly even more unhinged, with a fresh batch of cult classics, notorious disasters, and hidden gems waiting to be discovered (or endured). Expect a mix of: More creature features that absolutely ignore physicsSci-fi that asks big questions… and answers none of themAction films where explosions replace logicAnd at least one film that makes Zardoz look restrained --- A Sneak Peek at What’s Coming: Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) – Because apparently we didn’t suffer enough the first time.Samurai Cop (1991) – A law enforcement masterclass in wigs, explosions, and absolute nonsense.Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) – Nature strikes back… with an unreasonable number of legs.Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) – Yes, that’s the title. No, it doesn’t get less ridiculous.The Kindred (1987) – Science, secrets, and something deeply unpleasant in the basement.The Stuff (1985) – It’s back… and somehow still looks deliciously suspicious.--- And that’s just the beginning. Is it sensible? No. Is it necessary? Also no. Are we doing it anyway? Absolutely. Because sometimes the best discoveries come from the films you were never supposed to take seriously. So raise a glass to Season 1, brace yourself for what’s next, and remember… if a movie looks like a bad idea… it’s probably perfect for this podcast. Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a film that claims to be “so bad it’s good”… because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:08:47 - HOW THIS BEGAN 00:25:43 - IS BAZ'S A B-MOVIE FAN NOW? 00:34:30 - TOP 5 BEST & WORST MOVIES OF SEASON 1 01:05:14 - TEASING SEASON 2 01:10:32 - CLOSE

    Season 1 - End of Season Wrap Show
  7. Mar 27

    Episode 20: Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) – The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is Not Safe

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 20 Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) Lock your windows, avoid tall buildings, and maybe don’t look up… because The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is closing out Season 1 with a screeching, flapping, flesh-eating bang. This week, Duncan & The Baz take on the gloriously scrappy creature feature Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), a film that dares to ask the important question: what if an ancient Aztec sky god decided to set up shop on the Chrysler Building and start snacking on New Yorkers? Directed by cult legend Larry Cohen, this low-budget chaos machine delivers ritual sacrifices, police incompetence, and a stop-motion monster that somehow looks both ridiculous and genuinely threatening… depending on the angle (and your tolerance for 80s effects). At the centre of it all is Michael Moriarty, giving a performance so unhinged it feels like it might derail the film at any moment… and yet somehow elevates it into something truly 'special'. It’s gritty. It’s bizarre. It’s peak “New York is falling apart” cinema. Naturally… we’re ending the season with it. --- In This Episode: Is Q a hidden gem of creature horror or just a beautifully chaotic mess?Duncan tries to explain his love of stop motion.The Baz questions everything … Duncan answers nothing.Did we just learn that the Baz was a Kung-Fu fan? --- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: The reveal of Quetzalcoatl (or “Q” to Scottish people with Scottish tongues)...equal parts majestic and...someone definitely animated this in their garage.Summoned by a Serial Killer or happy accident? You decide!Why are only a small group of cops hunting this winged beast?Do guns solve all crisis moments?That ending… because nothing says closure like “we’ll deal with that later.”Duncan & The Baz dig into why Q: The Winged Serpent punches well above its weight, how it captures a grimy, paranoid version of 1980s New York, and why sometimes a film’s limitations are exactly what make it memorable. Is it polished? Not even slightly. Is it coherent? Debatable. Is it a perfect Season 1 finale? Absolutely. Because sometimes the best B-Movies aren’t the slickest or the smartest… they’re the ones held together with ambition, madness, and just enough practical effects to make you believe a giant sky lizard might actually be nesting above Manhattan. --- So keep your eyes on the skyline, avoid suspicious chanting on rooftops, and remember… if something massive flies overhead… it’s probably already too late. Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a city that doesn’t notice a giant monster living above it… because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. --- Season One Wrap-Up Coming 10th April We’re not quite done yet. Join Duncan & The Baz for a special extended Season One round-up episode dropping April 10th, where we take a step back from the madness and look at how this beautifully chaotic season came together. We’ll be diving into: Our Top 5 Best and Top 5 Worst films from all 22 movies we coveredBehind-the-scenes chat on how the podcast evolved (and occasionally derailed)The surprises, disasters, and unexpected gems of Season 1And a sneak peek at what’s coming in Season 2 (July 2026) Longer, looser, and packed with questionable opinions...it’s the victory lap this season deserves. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned… it’s that B-movies are never boring. TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:07:25 - PLOT 00:10:58 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:17:45 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:20:08 - PLOTHOLES 00:24:20 - SCORE 00:28:00 - CLOSE

    Episode 20: Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) – The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is Not Safe
  8. Mar 13

    Episode 19: Zardoz (1974) – The Gun Is Good, The Nappy Is Eternal

    B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast – Episode 19 Zardoz (1974) Strap on your bandoliers, adjust your red nappy, and prepare for maximum philosophical confusion… The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is diving headfirst into the wonderfully unhinged world of Zardoz. This week, Duncan & The Baz attempt to unpack one of the most gloriously baffling cult films ever committed to celluloid. Directed by John Boorman and starring a moustachioed Sean Connery who clearly lost a bet with his agent, Zardoz delivers floating stone heads, post-apocalyptic weirdness, and philosophical musings that may or may not make sense depending on how much wine you've had. Set in a strange future where brutal “Brutals” serve an elite class of immortal intellectuals known as the Eternals, Connery’s Exterminator Zed discovers that the giant flying god-head dispensing guns and wisdom might not be quite what it seems. What follows is a psychedelic collision of sci-fi, social commentary, and wardrobe decisions that humanity was not prepared for. It’s confusing. It’s pretentious. It’s deeply weird. Naturally… we love it…or at least one of us does. --- In This Episode: Is Zardoz a misunderstood sci-fi masterpiece or just completely off its rocker?The Baz defends the power of c**k masteryDuncan attempts (and possibly fails) why he loves this movie.Sean Connery’s is in this movie? How the hell did that happen? --- Top 5 Rad/Sad & Bad Moments: The giant floating stone head delivering the immortal line: “THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.” ... Subtlety was clearly not invited.Connery’s power over the turgidity of his penisThe Eternals’ … on a scale of 1 - 10…how much does Baz actually hate them?Floating heads and vacuum packed sex dolls Duncan & The Baz dig into how Zardoz swings wildly between high-concept philosophy and absolute madness, why the film feels like a science-fiction fever dream, and how Sean Connery somehow commits 100% to every bizarre moment. Is it pretentious? Yes. Is it ridiculous? Also yes. Is it unforgettable cult cinema? Absolutely. Because sometimes the best B-movies aren’t the ones that make perfect sense… they’re the ones that leave you staring at the screen wondering what just happened. --- So polish your floating god head, question the nature of immortality, and remember… if a giant stone face starts throwing guns at you… things have probably gone very wrong. Until next time, stay bold, stay bizarre, and never trust a philosophical monologue delivered by a levitating monument…because here at B-Movie Blitzkrieg the bizarre meets the brilliant one B-Movie at a time. --- Season Finale Incoming Episode 20 drops Thursday, 27th March For the Season One finale, Duncan & The Baz head to 1980s New York to tackle rooftop cultists, stop-motion monsters, and one extremely angry flying reptile in Q: The Winged Serpent. Expect ancient Aztec gods, questionable police work, and Michael Moriarty absolutely losing his mind in the best possible way. Because nothing says season finale quite like a giant monster nesting on the Chrysler Building. And remember… The gun may be good… but a winged serpent is considerably worse.  TIMECODE: 00:00:00 - THEME SONG 00:00:45 - INTRO 00:06:02 - PLOT 00:09:28 - TOP 5 RAD/SAD/BAD MOMENTS 00:17:28 - BEST/WORST LINES 00:19:23 - PLOTHOLES 00:24:04 - SCORE 00:27:05 - CLOSE

    Episode 19: Zardoz (1974) – The Gun Is Good, The Nappy Is Eternal

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Get ready for a rollercoaster of ridiculousness with hosts Duncan and The Baz as they dive headfirst into the wild world of B-Movies! From the hilariously awful to the surprisingly awesome, no film is too obscure or too outrageous for their scrutiny. Each 30-minute episode is a perfect bite-sized chunk of entertainment, ideal for your commute or a quick binge session. Tune in every two weeks for a new episode and join the Blitzkrieg! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for something different, The B-Movie Blitzkrieg Podcast is your ticket to a world of cinematic mayhem.

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