Boomers on the Edge

Boomers on the Edge

Before smartphones. Before social media. Before anyone thought to record the evidence. Boomers on the Edge is a weekly storytelling podcast where two lifelong friends revisit the wild, reckless, and often unbelievable adventures of their youth. Kenn and Ron trade stories from the 60s, 70s, and 80s — the mischief, the bad decisions, and the close calls that somehow didn’t kill them. From gritty Detroit bars and summer days on the lake to high school locker rooms and blue-collar job sites, every episode blends sharp improv, vivid memories, and outrageous true tales. It’s unfiltered nostalgia — raw, irreverent, and laugh-out-loud funny. If you like your comedy honest, slightly inappropriate, and full of “there’s no way that really happened” moments… welcome to the edge.

  1. 1d ago

    Joe Louis Arena Tales!

    Ron shares another unbelievable business story from the 1990s. Back when Detroit Red Wings games at Joe Louis Arena were the hottest ticket in town, Ron invited several executives from one of Detroit’s Big Three automakers to a game in his company’s corporate suite. One executive and his wife were new to Detroit, and she was nervous about visiting downtown, so Ron personally promised to make sure they had a safe evening. While Ron escorted the VP and his wife, team member Harry brought two executives known for their hard-partying ways. Before long, the pair started an argument with guests in the neighboring suite—rumored to be owned by the mafia. Ron quickly smoothed things over and switched hosting duties, asking Harry to take care of the VP and his wife. When the game looked decided, the VP and his wife left early with Harry. An hour later, after the game ended, Ron headed to the parking garage and was stunned to find the VP and his wife still standing there—freezing cold and covered in icicles. "Where's Harry?" Ron asked. They pointed across the garage just as Harry ran by in a panic, yelling, “I can’t find my car! I can’t find my car!” As Harry raced by yet again, the two intoxicated executives suddenly yelled, "There's his car!" Having arrived with Harry earlier, they recognized it immediately. Without hesitation, they took off running, tackled Harry before he could make another lap around the garage and finally reunited him with the vehicle he had been searching for all night. Needless to say, that was the last time the VP and his wife went to Joe Louis Arena! Just another legendary—and completely unbelievable—business-world adventure from Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes and language.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  2. Jul 27

    Men's Grooming Today

    Men’s Grooming Today Join Kenn and Ron as they take a humorous look at how men’s grooming has changed from the 1970s to today. Back in the day, most men kept their grooming routines simple—soap, shampoo, and maybe a comb. Today, the market is filled with specialized products for men’s hair, skin, beards, and more. For years, Ron was known among the Buds as the one who paid the most attention to grooming, often becoming the target of good-natured jokes. As modern media and advertisers encourage men to embrace more extensive grooming routines, it turns out Ron may have been ahead of the curve all along. Kenn explores the rise of men’s grooming products and how attitudes have shifted over the decades. What once seemed unusual for men is now a booming industry aimed directly at Boomer men and younger generations alike. The Buds also reminisce about their hiking adventures through America’s National Parks, where Ron’s washcloth hanging in the shower often stood alone—a sight that became a running joke among the group. But as grooming habits continue to evolve, some of the crew may be rethinking their position. Tune in for a fun and lighthearted discussion about changing trends, personal habits, and the sometimes-comical world of men’s grooming. It’s another entertaining Boomers on the Edge experience you won’t want to miss. Boomer rating: Below the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  3. Jul 20

    Mr. Happy: The Last to Go

    Kenn joins Ron and guest host Randy to share one of the funniest and most memorable stories from their family — the tale of their grandfather's determination to keep romance alive well into his senior years, even as dementia began to take its toll. The first clue came at Grandma's funeral. As friends offered condolences and assured him that "she'll be waiting for you in heaven," Grandpa quickly replied, "I hope she can wait a little longer!" His family soon realized he wasn't planning on slowing down anytime soon. At a holiday gathering, Grandpa proudly told Ron that he attended every dance at the Senior Center he could. Beaming with excitement, he shared that at a recent dance, one particular lady had put her leg between his. Apparently, Grandpa still had game. As the years passed, dementia began affecting his memory and behavior. He often wandered off in search of his car dealer, convinced he had important business to attend to. Yet despite his declining mental faculties, his interest in the opposite sex never seemed to fade. Eventually, Grandpa moved into a care facility, where his frequent escape attempts continued. Then came the moment that would become family legend. During a visit from his daughters, Grandpa unexpectedly demonstrated that his sense of manhood was still very much intact—leaving everyone shocked and speechless. A nurse calmly explained that this behavior is not uncommon among men living with dementia. When Ron later told Kenn and Randy about the incident, he summed it up perfectly: "I'm proud to know that in my family Mr. Happy is the last to go!" It's a hilarious, heartfelt, and true story that proves some instincts survive just about everything. Another unforgettable real-life tale from Boomers on the Edge! Adult themes and humor.Boomer rating: Over the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  4. Jul 13

    Soccer Stories

    Soccer wasn't part of everyday life when Boomers Kenn and Ron were growing up, so when their own kids wanted to play, they approached the game with a mix of curiosity, skepticism, and humor. With the World Cup underway, they share some of their funniest family soccer memories. Ron tells the story of his five-year-old son, who really wanted to play American football. Since he was too young for tackle football, Ron signed him up for soccer instead. At his very first practice, his son enthusiastically tackled a group of kids while trying to get the ball. Thinking now he might actually like soccer, he told his dad he had simply "tripped." The coach wasn't amused, and after one too many "accidental" trips, Ron warned his son that one more "trip" and he was done. His soccer career ended after a single practice. Kenn shares the tale of his daughter, who never really enjoyed soccer but stuck with it for years. When she finally scored her first goal—thanks to a lucky bounce off her body—she proudly announced that she had accomplished her goal and was ready to quit. Kenn couldn't help but wonder if that moment might have arrived a little sooner. Finally, Kenn talks about his son, who truly loved soccer and developed athletic skills that later helped him enjoy a successful high school hockey career. Join Boomers on the Edge for a lighthearted look at youth soccer in America, filled with funny parenting moments, memorable kids, and the unique perspective only Boomers can bring.  Boomer rating: Under the EdgeSend us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  5. Jul 6

    The 3 Worst Things I Ever Said to My Wife

    As a public service announcement to younger generations, Kenn shares the three worst—and arguably dumbest—things he has ever said to his wife during their marriage. Spoiler alert: none of them ended well. 1. Hair and the Truth Early in their marriage, Kenn's wife mentioned she was thinking about cutting her hair shorter. Wanting to be supportive, Kenn told her, "Do whatever you want." Later that day, she returned home with her new haircut and asked the dreaded question: "What do you think?" Kenn's honest response? "I had no idea you were going to cut it that short!" His wife burst into tears, and a confused Kenn quickly learned a valuable lesson. From that day forward, he vowed that the correct answer would always be: "It looks great!" 2. Air Conditioning and Postpartum Logic After the birth of their child during a sweltering June, Kenn's wife insisted they needed air conditioning. Concerned about the baby's comfort, she made her case. Kenn, relying on pure logic rather than common sense, responded, "What does the baby have to compare it to?" Let's just say that argument did not cool things down. 3. Breastfeeding in the Other Room Running on little sleep, Kenn found himself frustrated by the light coming from the baby's nursery during late-night feedings. In a moment he would soon regret, he asked his wife, "Can you go into the other room and close the door this time?" Another lesson learned: exhausted husbands should think twice before making requests at 2 a.m. As Kenn often says, nobody hands you a marriage instruction manual. Through years of trial, error, and a few spectacular mistakes, this Boomer has learned that sometimes the smartest thing you can say is nothing at all. More classic Boomers on the Edge stories, laughs, and life lessons from the buds! Adult themes and humor.Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  6. Jun 29

    The Wild Alaska Adventure

    Ron shares a hilarious family vacation story from an Alaska cruise in the early 2000s that became legendary for all the unexpected characters and unforgettable moments along the way. The adventure begins with a special inland excursion to a remote fish hatchery, reached by bush plane. During the flight, Ron, his brother-in-law, and his young son meet an eccentric gentleman from Palo Alto, California. The man's unusually serious demeanor and distinctive voice strike Ron's son as endlessly funny, leading to nonstop imitations for the remainder of the trip. Upon arriving at the hatchery, the group is treated to an incredible sight: multiple black bears feasting on the seasonal salmon run. While enjoying the spectacle, Ron chats with the hatchery owner and guide. Their conversation is interrupted by a tourist who appears dressed for a luxury ski resort rather than the Alaskan wilderness. The disgruntled visitor loudly complains that the bears are "not wild enough." The owner, clearly astonished, responds that the bears are very much wild—they're simply too busy devouring salmon to pay attention to tourists! But the biggest adventure comes after the cruise ends in Anchorage. Determined to create his own off-the-beaten-path excursion, Ron secretly tells his son—careful not to alarm his in-laws—that local newspapers recently reported bear attacks in the area they're about to visit. "This is going to be really wild," he promises. At a nearby forest park, father and son encounter a man stepping out of a pickup truck looking as though he'd walked straight out of an adventure movie. He wears a rugged explorer's hat, carries a large handgun on his belt, and has a shotgun slung across his back. Curious, Ron asks why he's carrying so much firepower. The man replies matter-of-factly, "Nobody goes into this forest without being armed." At that point, Ron and his son decide their homemade wilderness excursion has probably gone far enough. It's another classic Boomers on the Edge tale—filled with colorful characters, questionable decisions, and just enough bear-related excitement to make for a story that still gets laughs years later.  Boomer rating: Below the Edge.    Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  7. Jun 22

    Hollywood - Metaphysical

    The world of Boomers on the Edge takes a mystical and hilarious detour in this unforgettable episode. Join Kenn and Ron as Ron recounts his adventure into Hollywood during the 2010s, when his longtime passion for screenwriting led him to a Pitchfest—where aspiring creators pitch movie ideas directly to entertainment industry insiders. A screenwriter for more than 13 years, Ron arrived armed with three wildly original concepts: Business Casual – A comedy about an adventurous 1980s computer sales team using unconventional tactics to drag America’s corporate dinosaurs into the PC revolution. Spirit Medical – Heart transplant patients in Chicago begin experiencing disturbing visions and memories tied to their donor organs… all traced back to Spirit Medical, a Detroit hospital abandoned for over 40 years. Rut World – In a bizarre future where human mating cycles mimic deer, elk, and moose, Max Austin must fight to survive the government-sponsored annual spectacle known as “The Rut.” But pitching high-concept ideas in Hollywood isn’t easy—especially when you’re a Michigander explaining “rut” to confused executives or trying to convince them that ghostly donor hearts make perfect thriller material. With help from his son, Ron navigates the chaos of the pitches, cultural misunderstandings, and surreal reactions, creating one of the most legendary stories in Boomers on the Edge history. Funny, chaotic, and wonderfully offbeat, this episode is a classic Boomers on the Edge adventure you won’t want to miss. Boomer rating: Under the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

  8. Jun 15

    Peppers Revenge

    What’s a 1970s household without a family dog—and one with a serious attitude? In this hilarious episode, guest host Randy shares the story of Pepper, the family’s scrappy little terrier who seemed to have a lifelong grudge against Randy’s dad… and made sure everyone knew it. Looking a bit like Toto from The Wizard of Oz, Pepper may have been small, but he had a big personality and a mischievous streak. While Dad never cared much for the dog, Pepper appeared to return the feeling—with a daily campaign of revenge that was equal parts funny and disgusting: Turning Dad’s bathroom towel into his favorite target. Leaving mysterious wet surprises on Dad’s side of the bed. Constantly finding new ways to torment the man of the house. As the years went by, Pepper proved nearly indestructible, surviving one unbelievable close call after another—from getting accidentally slammed in the front door to being swept away in the rushing water of a busted backyard pool. Somehow, Pepper always bounced back. Living an incredible 19 years, Pepper became a legend in his own right. And even at the end, the jokes didn’t stop—when the “Bud’s” asked if one of Dad’s “special towels” was buried with Pepper as a memorial. A laugh-out-loud story of family, pets, and classic 1970s mischief—another unforgettable episode of Boomers on the Edge. Adult themes and humor.Boomer rating: On the Edge.Send us Fan Mail https://www.boomersontheedge.com boomers@boomersontheedge.com

5
out of 5
22 Ratings

About

Before smartphones. Before social media. Before anyone thought to record the evidence. Boomers on the Edge is a weekly storytelling podcast where two lifelong friends revisit the wild, reckless, and often unbelievable adventures of their youth. Kenn and Ron trade stories from the 60s, 70s, and 80s — the mischief, the bad decisions, and the close calls that somehow didn’t kill them. From gritty Detroit bars and summer days on the lake to high school locker rooms and blue-collar job sites, every episode blends sharp improv, vivid memories, and outrageous true tales. It’s unfiltered nostalgia — raw, irreverent, and laugh-out-loud funny. If you like your comedy honest, slightly inappropriate, and full of “there’s no way that really happened” moments… welcome to the edge.

You Might Also Like