CAAT Tales (the podcast)

SLC Faculty Local 417

“CAAT Tales: Heard Loud and Local”From grievances to game shows, bargaining to member spotlights—this is your SLC Faculty Local 417 in stereo. Tune in for empowering stories, urgent updates, and the voices of the people who’ve got your back.

  1. 14h ago

    S2E30: CAAT Tales: Building Bridges: Early Steps in the SLC-Fleming Merger

    In this episode of CAAT Tales, Gillian Axten and Fleming Faculty Union President Michael Benedict take us inside the Semester Startup Barbecue Tour — three campuses, three days, and a first look at how SLC and Fleming’s cultures meet. From standardized burgers to surprising management engagement, Gillian and Mike share candid reflections on what collaboration might look like as the merger unfolds.Our Members Matter spotlight features Mark Coulas, Applied Sciences professor and 50‑time blood donor. Mark’s story of quiet community care — and the stranger who thanked him for saving his life — is a reminder of how small acts add up to something extraordinary. Learn more or book your own appointment with Canadian Blood Services: https://www.blood.ca https://www.blood.ca/en/blood/donating-blood (blood.ca in Bing) We also welcome Karen Ducharme, one of Local 417’s newest stewards, for a rapid‑fire segment that’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt — including the unforgettable story of the Oprah link mix‑up during COVID. Reminder: Watch your union communications for details on the September 10 Joint Town Hall with the academic and support staff presidents from SLC and Fleming. A special episode will follow for anyone who can’t attend. 00:00 — Welcome & Episode Overview 01:41 — Three Campuses, Three Barbecues02:40 — Burgers, Ice Cream & First Impressions03:40 — What Mike Saw at SLC05:10 — Management Engagement & Collaboration Surprises07:20 — Culture Check: SLC vs. Fleming09:30 — Touring Fleming: What to Expect11:05 — Geography, Travel & Helicopter Jokes12:20 — Town Hall Preview & Member Concerns13:55 — Members Matter: Spotlight on Mark Coulas14:37 — Small‑Town Beginnings: How It Started15:34 — The 50th Donation & A Stranger’s Gratitude17:11 — Needles, Tape & First‑Time Donor Advice18:00 — The Donation Centre Community18:30 — Cookies for His Daughter18:49 — Teaching Applied Sciences at SLC20:03 — Fishing, Ice Fishing & Lake‑Side Cooking21:14 — Steward Spotlight: Welcome Karen Ducharme21:43 — Rapid Fire Begins23:41 — The Oprah Clip Mix‑Up25:53 — Karen’s Teaching Journey at SLC28:09 — A Student Finds Her Voice29:59 — Graduation & Student Transformation31:03 — Why CICE Matters31:42 — Becoming a Steward

    S2E30: CAAT Tales: Building Bridges: Early Steps in the SLC-Fleming Merger
  2. Sep 2

    S2E29:CAAT Tales: Chaos by Design: How "Efficiency," Silence and Cuts Hurt Our Communities

    Season Two opens with a clear-eyed look at the SLC–Fleming merger and what it means for faculty, support staff, students, and communities across Eastern Ontario. Local 417 President Gillian Axten and Local 418 President Amanda Shaw talk about workload risks, campus stability, student experience, and the urgent need for transparency. Then, bargaining team vice-chair Greg Dickson joins to unpack the latest developments in part-time and sessional negotiations — including new equity proposals and a troubling “comprehensive package” from the employer. This episode grounds listeners in the realities of the SLC–Fleming merger: shrinking programs, increased online delivery, oversized asynchronous classes, and the threat to smaller campuses. Gillian and Amanda outline how cuts and instability are already affecting support staff, student services, and community economies — and why union representation must be present at every planning table. In the second half, Greg breaks down the August 19 bargaining session, highlighting the precarity facing part-time and sessional faculty, the union’s non‑monetary proposals, and the employer’s attempt to frame a minimal document as a “comprehensive package.” The conversation underscores the stakes for members and the importance of staying informed, asking questions, and standing together. 🎧 Chapters00:00 – Opening Message 02:25 – What’s Happening? Gillian explains the “shrinkage merger,” cost‑saving pressures, and risks to program quality. 05:17 – Support Staff Under Strain - Amanda outlines cuts, understaffing, service closures, and rising instability. 09:17 – Community Impact - How secretive planning affects Kingston, Brockville, Cornwall, Peterborough, Lindsay, and Haliburton. 12:20 – Access, Equity & Regional Economies - Amanda and Gillian discuss barriers for low‑income families, feeder programs, placements, and workforce development. 15:01 – Faculty Representation Matters - Gillian explains the risks when faculty are excluded from academic planning. 17:08 – Key Demands for Transparency - Amanda outlines what locals need: seats at planning tables, full disclosure, and public advocacy. 18:21 – What Members Should Do - Town hall details, sign union cards, ask questions, and stay informed. 21:27 – The Bigger Picture - Gillian warns about attempts to divide locals from provincial OPSEU/SEFPO. 22:29 – Greg Dickson Joins the Show Greg describes the employer’s first proposals after five days of bargaining. 25:14 – Precarity Hurts Students Too - How inconsistent assignments and late hiring undermine student experience. 28:48 – Why Dues Reporting Matters - High turnover and inconsistent lists across colleges. 29:52 – Protecting Members During Strikes - A new clause ensuring no discipline for respecting OPSEU picket lines. 31:12 – Equity as a Cornerstone - Half the unit is from equity-deserving groups; systemic barriers must be addressed. 31:28 – The Employer’s “Comprehensive Package” - Greg breaks down the document’s omissions: seniority, assignment rights, layoff protections, harassment language, and union access. 34:00 – Why Silence Is Dangerous - Greg explains how missing articles default to management rights. 36:00 – Final Reflections - The stakes of accepting a weak first collective agreement. 🔗 ResourcesPart-Time & Sessional Bargaining Hub

    S2E29:CAAT Tales: Chaos by Design: How "Efficiency," Silence and Cuts Hurt Our Communities
  3. Jul 17

    Ep 28: CAAT Tales: Mapping our Future Or Masking It? What the Business Plan Doesn't Say

    Behind the polished press releases and town hall slide decks lies a reality St. Lawrence College hasn’t said out loud. In this episode, host Julie White sits down with OPSEU Local 417 President Gillian Axten and OPSEU Local 418 President Amanda Shaw to unpack the emotional and operational chaos surrounding the SLC–Fleming merger. While business plans frame the merger as “integration,” the audited financial statements reveal something far more serious: SLC is scheduled for legal dissolution on April 1, 2027. Workers describe instability, layoffs, missing transition plans, digital overhauls that don’t align with a merged future, and a growing collapse of trust. With municipal elections underway and provincial legislation pending, this episode explores what’s at stake for students, staff, and the rural communities that rely on their campuses. Episode HighlightsThe emotional fallout of a merger announced with no consultationWhy the business plan avoids the word dissolutionWhat the audited financial statements actually sayLayoffs, involuntary transfers, and fear across all campusesDigital transformation as a quiet merger strategyThe collapse of trust between workers and leadershipCollective agreement protections that should already be activatedWhy municipal elections may be the last line of defense for rural campusesKey Quotes“Our members have been thrust into continuous instability and stress.”“It never mentions the word dissolution… but the financial statements lay bare the truth.”“There is no plan. And that’s the terrifying part.”“When there’s a lack of information, I mistrust all the information being said.”“It felt like a gut punch to read that St. Lawrence College will cease to exist.” Chapter Markers00:00 — The merger behind the messaging01:00 — Workers blindsided03:00 — Layoffs & instability04:30 — The missing word: dissolution06:00 — Legal reality vs. public narrative11:20 — The gut punch14:00 — Digital overhaul contradictions18:00 — Efficiency audit signals20:00 — Closed‑door decisions23:00 — Workforce “stability” vs. deficits26:00 — Collective agreement protections29:00 — Trust collapse30:00 — Municipal elections & community power YouTube Code for Music clearance: NPXY0YQVYZIJHMOW

  4. Jun 18 ·  Bonus

    Only Mergers in the Building (mid-season finale) - S1 E5 "The Zoom Ghost"

    In the mid‑season finale, the trio chases the merger straight into the digital void, where phantom meeting chimes, lagging administrators, and a mysterious whispering figure suggest the merger may be run by something far stranger than leadership. As OPSEU files major grievances, hidden board slides resurface, and a transition binder grows thicker by the day, the investigators uncover the biggest twist yet: the decisions shaping two colleges weren’t made in their building at all. With an anonymous text pointing them to Toronto, the team closes the first half of the season with one chilling truth—everything they’ve been searching for was never here. A CAAT Tales (the podcast) Production - because if we couldn't find something the laugh about ... well ... With gratitude to the makers of the following: Music: Darkened Treeline - Riverside Theme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524 Hall Pass – Riverside Delicates - Riverside   Sound Effects: Zoom – racehlribeiro71-zoom-connecting-to-meeting-504404 Footsteps – freesound_community-indoor-footsteps-6385 Glitch – kave_msri-glitch-sfx-312910  Slide projector – freesound_community-slide-projector-1-49160 Can opening - freesound_community-soda-opening-81497 Pages – freesound_community-paper-66648 Message ding – universfield-system-notification-199277 Vibration – freesound_community-vibration-smartphone-denoise-104649 LEGAL DISCLAIMER & NOTICE of PARODY: This program is a creative production of CAAT Tales. It is a work of dramatic satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. All characters—including Taylor, Alex, and Miles—are fictionalized personas. The events, dialogue, and scenarios depicted have been dramatized using artistic license for educational, comedic, and illustrative purposes. While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression, fair comment on matters of public interest, and academic/union expression.

    Only Mergers in the Building (mid-season finale) - S1 E5 "The Zoom Ghost"
  5. Jun 15 ·  Bonus

    Only Mergers in the Building - S1 E4 "The Framework that Doesn't Exist"

    Given the news release claims both boards have approved an “integration framework,” the trio sets out to find the document—only to discover that no one, including the deans allegedly aligning to it, has ever seen it. Their search leads through conspiracy bushes, Minecraft‑hosted PDFs, and a director building strategic‑plan domino towers in a windowless office. As missing reports, ignored legislation, and pre‑due‑diligence layoffs pile up, the investigators uncover a troubling pattern: the only thing more elusive than the framework is the consultation that was supposed to come with it. A CAAT Tales (the podcast) Production - because if we couldn't find something the laugh about ... well ... Local 417 would also like to recognize the following: Music: Theme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524 Hall Pass – Riverside Haunt Couture – Riverside The Happy Pup Strut - Riverside Darkened Treeline - Riverside Evidence Room – Riverside Sound Effects: TV Static and Glitch and Power On Real Audio Sound Effects by DudeAwesome -- https://freesound.org/s/790279/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Button – soundreality-button-202966 Door open – freesound_community-door-open-and-close-with-a-creak 102380 Dominoes being placed – freesound_community-domino-stone-on-the-table-87997 Drop papers - freesound_community-drop-stack-of-paper-whoomp-47048 Dominoes falling - freesound_community-dominoes-falling-47488 Page flipping – freesound_community-papers-flapping-intense-79998 Marker sound – lesiakower-highlighter-on-paper-highlighting-385295 LEGAL DISCLAIMER & NOTICE of PARODY: This program is a creative production of CAAT Tales. It is a work of dramatic satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. All characters—including Taylor, Alex, and Miles—are fictionalized personas. The events, dialogue, and scenarios depicted have been dramatized using artistic license for educational, comedic, and illustrative purposes. While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression, fair comment on matters of public interest, and academic/union expression.

    Only Mergers in the Building - S1 E4 "The Framework that Doesn't Exist"
  6. Jun 12 ·  Bonus

    Only Mergers in the Building - S1 E3 "The Spreadsheet Oracle"

    When due diligence vanishes and programs quietly disappear, the trio turns to the only force still producing answers: a mysterious Spreadsheet Oracle who claims Excel itself has foretold the merger’s fate. As chicken‑noodle prophecies collide with shifting timelines, ghosted programs, and a witness convinced seagulls are running surveillance for the College Employer Council, the investigators follow a trail of missing minutes, cold rooms, and silent campuses to uncover the one question no one seems able to answer—who, exactly, is doing the diligence? A CAAT Tales (the podcast) Production - because if we couldn't find something the laugh about ... well ... Special thanks to the following: Music: Sonican-magical-dramedy-orchestral-sneaky-spell-357667 u_vnt8a8vcp6 https://pixabay.com/users/sonican-38947841/  Sonican-sneaky-spell-magical-orchestral-loop-372884 Theme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524 Hall Pass – Riverside Ocean Blue - Riverside Haunt Couture - Riverside Sonican-magical-dramedy-orchestral-sneaky-spell-357667 u_vnt8a8vcp6 https://pixabay.com/users/sonican-38947841/ Sonican-sneaky-spell-magical-orchestral-loop-372884     Sound Effects: Key press – dragon-studio-single-key-press-393908 Typing – freesound_community-keyboard-typing 36490 Error - freesound_community-error-96492 Whoosh – soundreality-whoosh-large-sub-384631 Marker sound – lesiakower-highlighter-on-paper-highlighting-385295 Knock – freesound_community-knock-knock-knock-40474 Louder knock - freesound_community-knocking-on-window-99754 Zoom – racehlribeiro71-zoom-connecting-to-meeting-504404 Rustling bushes – freesound_community-057988_rustling-bushes-88885 Clock – reddog0607-clock-ticking-365218 Chair – freesound_community-chair-squeak-100546 Coffee cup - freesound_community-putting-a-cup-on-a-table-and-stirring-in-it-999831 LEGAL DISCLAIMER & NOTICE of PARODY: This program is a creative production of CAAT Tales. It is a work of dramatic satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. All characters—including Taylor, Alex, and Miles—are fictionalized personas. The events, dialogue, and scenarios depicted have been dramatized using artistic license for educational, comedic, and illustrative purposes. While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression, fair comment on matters of public interest, and academic/union expression.

    Only Mergers in the Building - S1 E3 "The Spreadsheet Oracle"
  7. Jun 10 ·  Bonus

    Only Mergers in The Building - S1 E2 "The Building Where it Happened"

    When the trio investigates the deserted administrative floor where the merger was supposedly born, they uncover a Bermuda Triangle of missing managers, a dean who speaks exclusively in corporate fog, and a binder so large it may be sentient. As faculty whisper through empty hallways and timelines contradict themselves, one truth emerges with suspicious clarity: the presidency of the new college was decided long before the “planning” ever began. A CAAT Tales (the podcast) Production - because if we couldn't find something the laugh about ... well ... Special thanks to the following: Music: Delicates - Riverside Theme - Alex_besss-Your-Case-Is-Closed-433524 Darkened Treeline - Riverside Evidence Room – Riverside Hall Pass – Riverside Sonican-sneaky-spell-magical-orchestral-loop-372884 trueCrime-underscore-high - Riverside Sonican-magical-dramedy-orchestral-sneaky-spell-357667 u_vnt8a8vcp6 https://pixabay.com/users/sonican-38947841/   Sound Effects: Elevator Door – freesound_community-elevator-ding-door-opens-noisy- Footsteps - freesound_community-footsteps-in-a-hallway-47842 Drill – magiaz-drill-337556 Open map – freesound_community-unfold-a-map-46452 Marker sound – lesiakower-highlighter-on-paper-highlighting-385295 Footsteps – freesound_community-indoor-footsteps-6385 Door open – freesound_community-door-open-and-close-with-a-creak 102380 Electronic door – freesound_community-electronic-door-opening-102496 LEGAL DISCLAIMER & NOTICE of PARODY: This program is a creative production of CAAT Tales. It is a work of dramatic satire, parody, and opinion-based commentary. All characters—including Taylor, Alex, and Miles—are fictionalized personas. The events, dialogue, and scenarios depicted have been dramatized using artistic license for educational, comedic, and illustrative purposes. While the podcast discusses public matters of institutional governance, academic planning, and labor relations, the statements made by the characters should not be taken as literal statements of absolute fact, nor do they represent the official legal positions of any individual, local union, or parent organization. This content is protected under the principles of freedom of expression, fair comment on matters of public interest, and academic/union expression.

    Only Mergers in The Building - S1 E2 "The Building Where it Happened"

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“CAAT Tales: Heard Loud and Local”From grievances to game shows, bargaining to member spotlights—this is your SLC Faculty Local 417 in stereo. Tune in for empowering stories, urgent updates, and the voices of the people who’ve got your back.

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