Feral Wisdom Podcast

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.

  1. 5d ago

    Spice Girls Organs, Parasitic Diarrhea Diets, Piss Whistles & Strip Club Trauma | Feral Wisdom 39

    We tried low-alcohol wine, sold our organs for Spice Girls tickets, and somehow ended up explaining why parasitic diarrhea is actually a wellness hack. Episode 39 is unhinged and we are NOT sorry.Sam and Justine are back — sweaty, chaotic, and completely off the rails. This week: the heat is unbearable, the wine is surprisingly good (only 6% ABV, calm down), and the conversation goes from '90s nostalgia to strip club trauma to dog treats made from bull penises faster than you can say "piss whistle." Oh, and there's a birthday shoutout to their ride-or-die best friend Wiener — yes, that's her nickname, and yes, there's a story.Grab a Lay Low wine, a cold compress, and buckle up. This one's a lot.This episode covers:- The Spice Girls reunion rumor and how many organs we'd sell to go.- Parasitic diarrhea lettuce and why it might be a summer body hack.- The full origin story of "Wiener" (Vegas. Strip club. Male dancers. You'll understand.)- Gym bro music evolution: Drake → Miley → Divorced Dad Rock → David Goggins- '90s things that made you look rich (waterbeds, basement bars, fridge ice dispensers)- Dunkaroos are back and Soda Licious needs to come back too.- Dog treats that are literally bull penises and why Teenies husband calls them "piss whistles".- The communal sock bin controversy.- Sam's upcoming hysterectomy surgery — and asking her surgeon for a free tummy tuck while he's in there.New episodes every week. Subscribe so you don't miss the chaos.feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, sam and justine, women podcast, comedy podcast, funny podcast, best friends podcast, girl talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, adult humor podcast, funny women, podcast for women, girlfriend podcast, chaotic podcast, real talk podcast, wine podcast, lay low wine, low alcohol wine, rosé review, wine review, spice girls 2024, spice girls reunion, spice girls tour, 90s nostalgia, 90s kids, growing up in the 90s, 90s things, 90s memories, what was cool in the 90s, backstreet boys vs nsync, blockbuster video, dunkaroos, tamagotchi, waterbed, 90s rich kid, parasitic diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, taco bell recall, gut health humor, gym motivation music, david goggins, gym culture, bully sticks for dogs, piss whistle, dog treats, moose knuckle, funny dog stories, hysterectomy, womens health humor, surgery humor, tummy tuck, vegas bachelorette, strip club stories, male strippers, bachelorette party, birthday episode, happy 40th birthday, sock bin, communal sock bin, south africa childhood, growing up in south africa

  2. Jul 21

    Bison Attacks, Octopus Besties & the Mannequin Head at the Door | Feral Wisdom Pod Ep. 38

    Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy. Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach. There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front door with a mannequin head. Classic Tuesday. The girls also get into Gone Country Jamestown (espresso martinis out of an ice sculpture, cowboy hat beer funnels, and Western fight scenes), beef and bread class action lawsuits you can still claim money from, the horror of having no toilet at work, summer mom mode survival tips, and a surprisingly wholesome midnight pho run with teenagers. Tune in for the chaos, stay for the accidental wisdom. New eps every Tuesday. 0:00 – Intro & Episode 38 kicks off2:00 – Summer mom mode & park dates5:30 – Teaching kids to ride bikes (emotional milestone unlocked)9:00 – Bison attack at Yellowstone National Park14:00 – Bear steals a golf bag in Pitt Meadows16:30 – Woman befriends an octopus on Vancouver Island beach22:00 – My Octopus Teacher documentary recommendation24:30 – Chameleons in South Africa & reptile chat27:00 – Newfoundland whale paddleboard encounter30:00 – Gone Country Jamestown recap (James Barker Band, speakeasy, espresso martinis)38:00 – Sam's grade 10 English teacher at the door40:00 – Mannequin head neighbour story (you won't believe this)47:00 – No toilet at work / workplace rights rant51:00 – The word "abhor" gets its moment54:00 – Bread class action settlement & beef payout (free money!)58:00 – Midnight pho run with teenagers1:03:00 – Sleepover debate: helicopter mom or reasonable parent?1:10:00 – Hot shirtless wood-chopping TikTok guy… where is he now?1:12:00 – Jessica Simpson lookalike moment at Jamestown1:15:00 – AirPod chaos (5 pods, none of them hers)1:20:00 – Loop earplugs & ADHD brain talk1:24:00 – Matching Sunzel Amazon pants & butt review1:28:00 – Hysterectomy update, birth control chat1:32:00 – Octopus joke & final send-off (pubic hair comeback debate) feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom pod, sam and justine podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, funny podcast, comedy podcast, bison attack yellowstone, octopus befriends woman, octopus bc beach, my octopus teacher, whale paddleboard, bear golf bag, pitt meadows bear, gone country jamestown, james barker band, espresso martini ice sculpture, christmas in july, mannequin head neighbour, strata drama, no toilet at work, worksafe bc, summer mom mode, park mom life, kids on bikes, sleepover debate, helicopter mom, midnight pho run, teenagers at pho, great gatsby party, beef class action settlement, bread class action canada, loblaw class action, free money canada, jessica simpson lookalike, sunzel amazon leggings, amazon leggings review, airpod chaos, loop earplugs, adhd brain, overstimulation mom, depression medication real talk, hysterectomy sisterhood, birth control discussion, depo shot lawsuit, chameleon south africa, reptiles, silverbrook farms fishing, vancouver island, bc podcast

  3. Jul 14

    Puppy Blues, Black Eyes & Bully Sticks: A Cautionary Tale | Ep. 37

    Justine has the puppy blues, a sleep deficit, and a confession about bully sticks that will haunt you. Sam fell off a skateboard ON A DATE and gave herself a black eye in time for a Barbie birthday party. We also solved plane hijackings via ChatGPT, debated whether college will exist in 10 years, and revealed our most expensive mistake (spoiler: husbands). This is Feral Wisdom Pod — where overstimulated moms figure it out in real time. 🐾 New episodes every week. Subscribe so you never miss a moment of chaos. Follow us: 📸 Instagram: @feralwisdompod 🎵 TikTok: @feralwisdompod #podcast #momlife #feralwisdompod #comedy #puppymom #chaoslife #truecrime #realtalk #funnywomen #podcastclip ⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS0:00 – We're back in the pink chairs (finally) 0:15 – Justine has a newborn… it's a puppy 1:45 – The cat got on the roof again. At 4 AM. With the dog. 3:00 – Puppy blues are real and she's not okay 5:30 – ChatGPT can land a hijacked plane (we tested the theory) 9:00 – The throat chop hijacker sequence 9:45 – Will university even exist in 10 years? 13:00 – Sam fell off a skateboard on a DATE 🛹 14:30 – Black Eyed Barbie shows up to Ashley's birthday 16:00 – The Barbie wine tour & shoutouts 22:00 – Your last meal before being "legally murdered" 26:00 – Dirty martinis, picky eater icks & things that grind our gears 31:00 – Sam went viral (and the DMs were disturbing) 34:00 – Dumbest ways we've almost died 36:00 – The BULLY STICK REVEAL 🤢 (watch this one) 38:00 – Most expensive mistake: Husbands (60 points for two) 42:00 – Do we actually want a man with a plan? 48:00 – Why do we even do this podcast? 54:00 – Hot takes: air fryers, Stanley cups & smut whores 56:30 – See you next Tuesday, Feral Freaks 🐾 podcast, women podcast, funny podcast, mom podcast, comedy podcast, real talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, overstimulated mom, mom life, millennial mom, mom humor, mom friends, girl talk, women over 30, women over 40, relatable women, best friend energy, Canadian podcast, BC podcast, Langley podcast, puppy mom, new puppy, puppy blues, dog mom life, bully sticks, chatgpt funny, chatgpt humor, ai funny moments, plane hijacking joke, skateboard fail, black eye story, dating fails, dating stories, divorce humor, mom divorce, single mom life, Barbie party, girls trip, wine tour, true crime adjacent, chaos moms, hot mess mom, feral women, funny women, women being honest, no filter women, podcast for moms, podcast for women, momfluencer adjacent, girls who swear

  4. Jul 7

    EP. 36 - Makeup Chats, Mom Brain & Mayhem

    We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING? Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think. Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HANDS playing a ukulele, the pasta boil event of the summer, Drake's Janice apology parties, FIFA World Cup chaos, and a neck Botox reveal that's got the comments section riled up. We're two moms from BC just out here telling the truth. New episodes every Tuesday. 🎧 Also available on Youtube and everywhere you listen to podcasts. 🔗 Products mentioned: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/6222147 https://amzn.to/4vL0xIR MAC Fix+ Hydrating Spray with Vitamin C Milani Make It Last Setting Spray Tarte Maracuja Juicy Glow Foundation Huda Beauty Faux Filter Corrector Tarte Brow Pencil in Taupe Charlotte Tilbury Matte Beauty Blush Wand Maybelline Age Rewind Eraser Concealer 0:00 – Intro & Canada Day weekend chat 2:30 – Rosacea flare, skincare struggles & the cat cameo 7:00 – Doing makeup LIVE: MAC Fix+, Tarte foundation, concealer tips 15:00 – Drugstore vs. Sephora debate & makeup artist shoutout 22:00 – Eyebrows, Wiener's Sephora debut & Charlotte Tilbury 28:00 – Mom brain moments: drinking glasses & Cariboo Ford 34:00 – Drake's Janice apology parties 37:00 – Blush, bronzer & contouring chat 44:00 – Cultus Lake pasta boil story & food adventures 49:00 – Alligator attack in Puerto Vallarta 51:00 – Blue Jays game trip & FIFA World Cup recap 54:00 – Neck Botox reveal & the Instagram comments drama 56:00 – Outro & birthday shoutout for Ashley moms, best friends, canadian girls, canadian podcast, BC podcast, Fraser Valley, makeup chat, makeup tutorial, drugstore makeup, Sephora haul, makeup over 30, makeup over 40, aging skin, rosacea, skincare routine, tarte cosmetics, charlotte tilbury, MAC cosmetics, milani, beauty blender, bronzer tutorial, blush tutorial, eyebrow tips, lip liner, setting spray, mom brain, mom humor, funny moms, mom life, mom podcast, women over 30, women over 40, female friendship, best friend podcast, girl talk, feral wisdom, weekly podcast, Tuesday podcast, lifestyle podcast, comedy podcast, women empowerment, real talk, unfiltered, FIFA World Cup, Drake, botox, neck botox, cultus lake, camping moms, summer vibes

  5. Jun 23

    My Kid Suggested DIVORCE to Get a Dog (and Other Unhinged Life Updates) | Feral Wisdom EP. 34

    Feral Wisdom is back and absolutely unhinged. This week, Justine accidentally becomes a dog mom after being outvoted by her own children — one of whom suggested her parents get a divorce so they could get a dog at Dad's house. The dog's name is Brewski, he's from Nunavut, and she pulled over six inches out of the driveway to claim him.Sam, meanwhile, is preparing for surgery while somehow finding time to spider-monkey a tree trunk, slide down it like a sandpaper stripper, and re-injure herself in the process. She also shares her go-to lines for shutting down annoying men, including the instant classic: "I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."We also get into: a robot toilet that drives itself to you, brain-swelling mosquitoes spotted near Squamish, two women who may have the smallest heads on the planet, Jelly Roll and Bunnie's divorce (and why announcing his open DMs was a choice), a Netflix documentary about a woman who faked a pregnancy and performed a DIY C-section, a residential mega-yacht called The World where 165 people live full-time and vote on where to sail next, gray-market peptides that are making hair fall out but also causing weight loss, dirty Diet Coke soda recipes from Mormon wives, the return of short kings, the Summer House drama recap, and much more.It's a lot. It's feral. You're welcome.New episodes every Tuesday.feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, comedy podcast, women podcast, best friend podcast, funny podcast 2025, podcast for women, unfiltered podcast, real talk podcast, dog adoption story, rescue dog canada, nunavut dog rescue, brewski the dog, robot toilet, brain swelling mosquito, sea to sky squamish, jelly roll bunnie divorce, jelly roll podcast, maternal instincts netflix, netflix true crime documentary, anna delvey, pathological liar, PWHL vancouver, golden eyes hockey, women's hockey draft, the world yacht, residential yacht, mega yacht living, dirty soda recipe, fridge cig diet coke, diet coke espresso, peptides weight loss, retta peptide, gray market peptides, short kings 2025, summer house bravo, kyle and amanda, west and amanda, outlast netflix, survivor style show, compression stockings varicose veins, spoiled child collagen, skin care routine, spider monkey tree fail, everything shower, go to lines for men, never been drier, crayons explanation quote, tuesday podcast, feral freaks

  6. Jun 16

    Ep. 33 — Happy Father's Day: Dad Jokes, Creepy School Dads & Michael Jackson's Netflix Doc

    It's the Father's Day episode and we're fully in character — jorts, golf gear, Happy Dad hard seltzers, and zero shame. Sam got sniped for her number at school pickup (yikes), Justine nearly got jump-scared in a parking lot, and somehow we end up deep in the Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and a rabbit hole about a guy who hits his face with a hammer for jawline gains. We also share the best dad advice from Reddit, try resetting our nervous systems with a 40-second tongue-out exercise, and shout out our OG Feral Freaks. Cheers to the good dads — you know who you are. 🧢 Grab one of only 20 limited-edition Feral Wisdom trucker hats, handmade by North Star Ink (@northstar_ink) 00:00 Intro & Dad Costumes Reveal02:30 Sam Got Sniped for Her Number at School Pickup08:00 Justine's Parking Lot Jump Scare12:00 Dad Jokes & Groaner Roundup18:00 Best Dad Advice from Reddit26:00 40-Second Tongue Reset Challenge30:00 Bottle to Throttle & Dad Maxing Explained34:00 Clavicular & the Hammer Face Guy40:00 The Michael Jackson Netflix Documentary48:00 Outdoor Therapy & Golf Simulator Counseling52:00 North Star Ink Hat Collab Shoutout54:00 Outro & Cheers to the Good Dads feral wisdom podcast, father's day podcast, dad jokes, podcast for women, comedy podcast, parenting podcast, mom podcast, funny podcast, Canadian podcast, dad episode, school pickup stories, Reddit dad advice, Michael Jackson Netflix documentary, men's mental health, June mental health awareness, nervous system reset, dad humor, jorts, thrifting, Talize, Happy Dad seltzer, golf podcast, Bob Lazar Area 51, looks maxing, Clavicular, manosphere, feral freaks, North Star Ink, custom trucker hats, leather patch hats, Langley BC, outdoor therapy, golf simulator therapy, unconventional therapy, men's therapy, father's day special, funny women podcast, friendship podcast, podcast episode 33, YouTube podcast, Spotify podcast, long form podcast, parenting humor, mom humor, dad culture, dad maxing, bottle to throttle, Trevor Linden, Messi FIFA, podcast Canada

  7. Jun 9

    My Family Joined a Cult in New Zealand (and There's a Documentary) | Feral Wisdom Ep. 32

    We finally got the equipment working (after 3 hours of chaos) and we had A LOT to cover. This week on Feral Wisdom: 🐾 Our most chaotic setup yet — nothing worked, we don't care🕵️ Justine reveals she has family living in a cult in New Zealand — and there's a documentary⚰️ The Coffin Crasher business idea: get paid $500 to cry at a stranger's funeral and leave in a limo☕ Our 90s hip hop ice coffee van startup pitch💊 An honest conversation about mental health, medication, and the loneliness spiral Listen wherever you get podcasts. Timeline: 0:00 – Intro & 3 hours of technical chaos 5:46 – Family in a cult reveal 7:24 – What even is the legal definition of a cult? 11:03 – The Coffin Crasher business idea 16:60 – Ice coffee van that bumps 90s hip hop 25:54 – Mental health check-in & starting medication 30:12 – Celebrity sex tapes: why don't they exist anymore? 35:56 – AI data centers explained (kind of) 44:29 – Outro female comedy podcast, womens podcast, women’s podcast, podcast for women, female comedy podcasts, womens humor podcast, women comedy podcast,moms, canadian, best friends, feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, comedy podcast, true crime podcast, cult documentary, cult survivor, cult stories, new zealand cult, gloria vale, family cult, coffin crasher, funeral crasher, funny business ideas, weird business ideas, ice coffee van, mental health podcast, mental health awareness, depression medication, anxiety podcast, antidepressants, men's mental health, celebrity sex tapes, kim kardashian, AI data centers, nvidia stock, robot vacuum, roomba fail, willie pickton, true crime canada, vancouver podcast, podcast highlights, podcast clips, best podcast moments, funny podcast moments, relatable podcast, girls podcast, best friends podcast, two girls podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast 2024, podcast 2025, feral wisdom ep 32, episode 32, podcast timestamps, youtube podcast, full episode podcast

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.