Feral Wisdom Podcast

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.

  1. 1d ago

    Hockey Parents Were Having ORGIES In The Parking Lot 🏒😱 | Feral Wisdom Ep. 47

    What the f*ck do they even think they're doing? 🎙️This week on Feral Wisdom Podcast Episode 47, we're getting into the most unhinged stories you've ever heard — from a man who was literally caught scooping poop out of a toilet and EATING IT, to hockey parents having orgies in the parking lot while their kids are at practice. Yes, really.We also cover:💩 The HYROX athlete who sh*t herself mid-competition and STILL WON🏒 Rep tryout drama, hockey parent politics, and how one kid mysteriously went from A4 to A1🔥 Justine's second workplace fire rescue — with a propane tank threatening to blow👗 Cider & Couture fashion show at The Manor Cidery — girls' night, live runway, Muse Fashion House💸 Kim Kardashian's $1 settlement for her Paris robbery🚢 The engineer who built a floating RV hovercraft on the river😂 The most mortifying false engagement celebration at Moxie's🎉 Birthday freebies haul (Sephora, London Drugs, Starbucks, Denny's & more)🧸 Squishies, Labubus, Fuglers & the bizarre toys taking over📸 MOG face school photos & a dachshund joke you'll groan atNew episodes every Tuesday. Subscribe so you don't miss the chaos.Drop a comment with your birthday freebie must-hits 👇Follow us on Instagram: @feralwisdompodcastTimestamp Chapter Title0:00 Welcome Back to Feral Wisdom Ep. 47 🎙️0:53 Deez Nuts & Spiced Pecans 🥜1:30 Sick Kids & Exorcism Vomit 🤮2:44 THE POOP EATER STORY 😳💩4:53 The Guy Was DRUGGING Women's Drinks5:54 "I Did Not Consent For You To Eat My Sh*t"6:39 Hockey Rep Tryout Parent Drama 🏒11:31 Hockey Parents Were Having ORGIES In The Parking Lot 🔞13:19 The Vancouver Club Parking Lot Scandal15:10 HYROX Athlete Poops Herself & WINS 💩🥇16:50 "You're Only One Decision Away From Sh*tting Yourself"18:52 Sydney Sweeney Sports Betting Controversy19:53 "Women Support Women" — The Real Conversation24:47 Birthday Freebies Haul: Sephora, London Drugs & More 🎉27:10 Squishies, Labubus & Fuglers 🧸33:30 MOG Face School Photos 📸35:07 Justine's SECOND Fire Rescue 🔥 (Propane Tank!)40:54 The Floating RV Hovercraft 🚢42:12 Kim Kardashian's $1 Robbery Settlement 💸45:10 "Sentenced to 25 Years of Making Skims" 😂47:09 FALSE ENGAGEMENT at Moxie's 💀50:09 Wiener Dog Joke & Bernadette53:11 Cider & Couture Fashion Show @ The Manor Cidery 👗55:30 Muse Fashion House & Fawn on the Catwalk57:00 It's a Girls' Night — Come Join Us!57:33 Outro & Be Kind To Each Other 💕feral wisdom podcast, episode 47, poop eater story, man caught eating poop, i did not consent for you to eat my shit, hockey parent drama, hockey rep tryouts, hockey parent orgies, vancouver club scandal, HYROX competition poop, athlete poops during competition, sydney sweeney sports betting, sydney sweeney controversy, women in sports, kim kardashian paris robbery, kim kardashian one euro, birthday freebies canada, sephora birthday gift, london drugs, starbucks birthday drink, dennys free breakfast, red robin birthday, squishies, labubu, fugler, fidget toys, MOG face, school pictures, fire rescue story, workplace fire, propane tank, floating RV, hovercraft, river squatter, false engagement, moxies rooftop, embarrassing stories, mortifying moments, cider and couture, the manor cidery, muse fashion house, fashion show langley, girls night, feral wisdom, comedy podcast, funny podcast, unfiltered podcast, canadian podcast, british columbia podcast, parenting fails, viral stories, shocking news, body horror, dating disaster, second date embarrassment, bernadette big bang theory, dachshund joke, dapple dapple

  2. Sep 15

    Drunk at a Luxury Spa, Zyn Batons & AI Talking to Animals | Ep. 46

    This episode is WILD. Sam gets drunk and cries at a luxury spa massage, we discover the "Zyn Baton" (don't ask), AI is about to let us tell our dogs to shut the f*** up because it's just the mailman, and the millennial party girl era is officially BACK. Plus: a neighbour gets arrested in real time, the library pronunciation war, reversing grey hair through mitochondria, and a flash mob dream that won't die. Don't forget to DM us the bonus word for an extra entry to our National Women's Show ticket giveaway! Follow us on Instagram @feralwisdompodcast and hit subscribe on all platforms. ⏱️ CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro & Episode 46 Catch-Up 1:23 - Back to School & Feeling Fresh 1:58 - Pillows, Pets & Hypochlorous Acid 4:30 - Loop Earplugs & National Women's Show Giveaway 6:30 - Kingfisher Resort & Spa Trip 9:35 - Punk Rock Comeback with the Kids 12:25 - Drunk at a Luxury Spa Massage 18:03 - Healing Caves Hydrotherapy 23:28 - Board Games & Lake Trip Weekend 26:47 - AI Translating Animal Communication 34:56 - Head Spa Experience 38:04 - Can You Reverse Grey Hair? 42:20 - Neighbour Gets Arrested & Neighbourhood Drama 47:13 - Zyn Batons & Party Girl Era 53:21 - London's Drinking Rule & Library War 59:00 - 40th Birthday Surprise & Flash Mob Dreams 63:01 - Outro 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!📱 Follow us: Instagram @feralwisdompodcast 📩 DM us the bonus word for our giveaway entry! #FeralWisdomPodcast #Podcast #Episode46 #SpaTrip #AIAnimals #PartyGirlEra #ZynBaton #Library #GreyHair #FlashMob

  3. Sep 8

    AI Broke Out of Its Cage, Fentanyl Raccoons & ChatGPT Calls Me "Mother" EP. 45

    What happens when two sleep-deprived moms survive the first day back at school? Absolute chaos. This week on the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Sam and Teenie spiral through the most unhinged conversation yet: AI literally breaking out of its sandbox to hack a company, raccoons on fentanyl needing Narcan, the discovery that you can check out a DOG at the Vancouver Public Library, and why you should bury a sausage before your wedding (yes, really — and there's an Etsy witch involved). Plus: ChatGPT calls Teenie "Mother," Bonnie Blue's baby announcement is unhinged, the average person has 4.6 lifetime partners (how do you have .6 of a person?), Heidi Montag dropped a matcha banger, and Burning Man sounds like the most beautiful nightmare on earth. We also talk past lives, ADHD soul theory, Nicole Kidman being a literal witch, and a very important message about Suicide Prevention Month. Grab your nuts and press play, feral freaks. 🐿️🔔 Follow us on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, iheart radio, Goodpods — literally everywhere. We can't be contained.Chapters:Back to School Freedom 0:00Dog vs. Vacuum Wars 1:26Dreams vs. Reality at 37 2:07Psychic Predictions Came True 3:10You Can Check Out a Dog at the Library 5:29Bonnie Blue's Wild Baby Announcement 8:124.6 Lifetime Partners?! 10:39Bury a Sausage & Hire an Etsy Witch 12:58AI Broke Out of Its Cage 16:26Fentanyl Raccoons Need Narcan 22:50ADHD: Your Soul Is on the Outside 26:22What Kind of Learner Are You? 31:57ChatGPT Calls Me Mother 34:22Heidi Montag's Matcha Anthem 41:16Burning Man Explained 44:46Banff or Bust 52:55Past Lives & Soul Mates 55:20Nicole Kidman Is a Witch 57:04Suicide Awareness & You Are Loved 58:04Dad Jokes & Outro 58:48

  4. Aug 25

    Hiding From Our Kids, Celebrity Clones & The Most Disturbing Discovery | Feral Wisdom #43

    Samantha and Teenie are running on fumes — between back-to-school chaos, hiding in the shower for an hour of peace, and losing the ability to form full sentences, this episode has it ALL. Teenie recaps the most beautiful wedding she's ever been to (butter yellow bridesmaids, personalized notes for 100+ guests, Hugo spritzes), while Samantha shares a devastating discovery about dog meat farms that left her questioning everything. Plus: Teenie's 14-year-old asks a surprisingly deep question about cop cars, we dive into celebrity clone conspiracy theories (Usher? Avril? Britney?!), answer our first "Dear Feral" letter about a 13,000km long-distance situationship, debate why modern country stars can't handle their liquor like 80s rock stars, and so much more. Grab a Caesar and settle in — this one's a wild ride. 🤍 Timeline / Chapters: 0:00 Intro & Mom Burnout Is Real 0:51 Ali Wong Live & Dating Younger Men 2:00 Back-to-School Chaos & Losing Our Minds 2:38 "If I Could Be As Thin As My Patience" 3:16 Hiding in the Shower & Overstimulated Mom Life 4:19 Girls' Night Out Plans 5:03 Gigi's Celebration of Life 5:48 How Long Do You Wanna Live? Muscle Mass & Diapers 7:14 The Best Wedding Teenie's Ever Been To 8:31 Butter Yellow Bridesmaids & Personalized Notes 10:40 Wedding Food, Hugo Spritzes & the Morning After Caesar 11:36 What Will Weddings Look Like When Our Kids Get Married? 13:31 Chloe's Devastating (and Hilarious) Goodnight Text 14:53 Parenting Girls: "A Bag Full of Surprise Emotions" 16:33 Bonus Mom Appreciation & Single Mom Respect 17:46 Perimenopause Barbie & Falling Apart 19:12 Summer vs. Fall & El Niña Hopes 20:33 Teenie's Autopilot Drive-Home Fail 22:29 Tim Horton's Breakfast Betrayal 23:53 Colin Scores a Header! Kids' Sports Exhaustion 25:21 "My Favorite Animal Is Moms" — Can't Relate 26:33 Setting Boundaries & Saying No 28:24 The Dog Meat Discovery That Ruined Samantha's Week 32:26 "What Kind of Cars Do Police Drive?" — A 14-Year-Old's Deep Question 35:33 "Dear Feral": 13,000km Long-Distance Situationship Advice 40:30 "She Smiles With Her Lower Teeth" Trend 41:51 Celebrity Clone Conspiracy Theories 44:05 Dawson Gray & the Feral Wisdom Rap We Need 45:01 Why Don't Chickens Wear Underwear? (Joke) 46:01 Why Modern Country Stars Can't Party Like 80s Rock Stars 48:41 Lindsay Clancy Trial Discussion 55:05 TV Recs: Tires, Reacher, Kitchen Nightmares 57:19 Devil's Elbow BBQ & Teenie's Brisket Dreams 59:51 Goat Poop Stickers Explained 1:00:19 Outro & Love to the Feral Freaks Feral Wisdom, Feral Wisdom podcast, Feral Wisdom episode 43, mom podcast, mom burnout, back to school mom, parenting podcast, celebrity clone conspiracy, Usher clone, Avril Lavigne Melissa, dog meat China, long distance relationship advice, wedding recap, butter yellow bridesmaids, Ali Wong, perimenopause, mom life, overstimulated mom, hiding from kids, mom comedy podcast, Lindsay Clancy trial, country singers canceling concerts, 80s rock stars, Kitchen Nightmares, Tires Netflix, Reacher, Devil's Elbow BBQ, cop cars, Dear Feral, mom advice column, parenting girls, bonus mom, stepmom appreciation, single mom, mom mental health, setting boundaries, saying no as a mom, kids sports, soccer mom, hockey mom, summer burnout, fall weather, El Niña, Tim Hortons, celebrity conspiracy theories, Britney Spears clone, Jim Carrey clone, Dawson Gray, Nashville wedding, Sandpiper Resort, Hugo spritz, brisket, barbecue, goat poop sticker, Tofino, comedy podcast, women podcast, best friend podcast

  5. Aug 18

    Baby Octopus Fight Clubs, Teenage Cowboys & Project Aether | Feral Wisdom Ep. 42

    What if Earth lost gravity for 7 seconds? Baby octopuses are literally running fight clubs, neon squid are launching out of the ocean like fighter jets, and a Canadian town just gave TREES legal rights. Also, we got hit on by teenage cowboys at a concert, someone's brother got locked in a dryer, and we're officially launching a dating advice segment. This episode has ZERO chill. 🍆 🔔 New episodes every Tuesday! Follow so you don't miss a single feral moment. 👇 WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE. Drop your dating disasters in the comments. ⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS: 0:00 - Intro & Episode 42 0:09 - Solar Eclipse & Planets Aligned 2:00 - Project Aether: What If Gravity Disappeared for 7 Seconds? 5:30 - Would You Go To The Moon? 6:00 - Claustrophobia & Rocket Ships 8:00 - The Dryer Story: How Claustrophobia Is Born 10:50 - Baby Octopus Fight Club (Yes, Real) 13:00 - Neon Flying Squid = Ocean Fighter Jets1 6:00 - Canadian Town Gives Trees Legal Rights 17:30 - Spider Mites Are Destroying Our Gardens 19:05 - Girls' Night & The Blockbuster Parking Lot Quote 21:00 - Getting Hit On By Teenage Cowboys At A Concert 28:00 - A Cowboy Knocked On My Door For A Bunk Bed 31:30 - Pogo Sticks & Trachea Chops 33:00 - Bully Sticks Are... What?! 35:00 - Steak, Eggs & Horseradish 37:00 - The Yellow VW Van & Dick Tire Caps 40:00 - WTF Pots On Etsy (You Can't Unsee These) 42:00 - Eggplant Parmesan: The Segment Returns 43:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Feral Dating Advice 44:30 - Love Is Blind Is Coming To CANADA 46:00 - Dating As An Adult Is Exhausting 50:00 - Smash Rooms & Rugby 53:00 - We're Bursting At The Seams 54:30 - Outro & See You Next Tuesday feral wisdom, feral wisdom podcast, episode 42, podcast episode, funny podcast, comedy podcast, bestie podcast, friends podcast, unfiltered podcast, women podcast, project aether, gravity conspiracy, lose gravity 7 seconds, solar eclipse, planets aligned, would you go to the moon, claustrophobia story, baby octopus fight club, octopus fight club, neon flying squid, flying squid, tree rights canada, canadian town tree rights, spider mites garden, girls night out, blockbuster parking lot, teenage cowboys, got hit on by cowboys, cowboy at my door, bunk bed delivery, wtf pots etsy, etsy weird finds, eggplant parmesan, unsolicited pics, dating advice segment, love is blind canada, dating as an adult, smash room, rage room, bully sticks, steak and eggs, vw van, tire caps, pogo stick, cougar encounters, best friend podcast, relatable podcast, viral podcast, funny stories

  6. Aug 11

    Mom Brain Meltdown, Selling the Ring, & a Bear Trapped in a Car | Feral Wisdom Ep. 41

    Good morning, good afternoon, good day, good evening — and welcome to Episode 41 of the Feral Wisdom Podcast, where we're officially sharing ONE brain cell between the two of us and it's not going well. This week we get into: 🧠 Mom brain & nervous system burnout — why summer is basically a trauma sport💍 Selling the engagement ring (and feeling RELIEVED about it)🐻 A bear that learned to open car doors (and got trapped in one)🎙️ What it actually means to be a "feral freak" — we looked it up💀 The Perez Hilton TikTok situation🎬 Victorious cast filmed DRUNK? Dan Schneider allegations explained🐦 Animal group names that will blow your mind (a flamboyance of flamingos?!)🚗 Karaoke Uber dreams, Cash Cab nostalgia & why we need to bring back FUN🛒 Helping an old lady with potatoes at Save-On — and worrying about her driving home Plus: prime rib dates at the Black Sheep Pub, the "I need no one to need me for 24 hours" quote, breast implant illness Facebook groups, Shein being sued, toxic foot patches, and whether your BO smells like onions or ground beef. If you're a little unhinged, perpetually needed, and fuelled by chaos and chaos alone — you are one of ours. 🖤 📬 Want stickers? DM us your address!📍 True Value Gold — Langley, 68th Ave (great experience selling the ring!)📍 Black Sheep Pub & Grill — Maple Ridge, 232nd Ave (prime rib special, $25.99!) Follow us & leave a review if you love us (or even if you just tolerate us). #FeralWisdomPodcast #MomLife #SummerBurnout #FeralFreaks #Podcast #TrueStoriesFromRealMoms

  7. Aug 4

    Feral Wisdom Ep. 40 | Shark Boyfriends, Body Horror & 40 Episodes of Chaos

    ​@FeralWisdomPodcast⁩  40 episodes in and we have absolutely NOT gotten more professional. This week: We celebrate episode 40 by discussing Justin Bieber's Twitch ball pit, a woman who is fully, legally married in her heart to a nurse shark named Alan, the labia PSA nobody asked for, the toilet paper butthole muffling technique (you know it, we know it), and whether selling body parts on the black market is a viable side hustle. Also: nipple hairs, chin hairs, personality-less jelly beans, universal school bathrooms, and Teenie almost missed a dentist appointment because of an Abraca-shabra sandwich. This is Feral Wisdom. We tried to be normal. We failed. 🦈 Watch the full episode on YouTube 🎧 Listen on Spotify feral wisdom podcast, funny podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, shark boyfriend, viral podcast moments, episode 40, comedy podcast, girl talk podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast highlights, best podcast moments 2025, millennial mom podcast, millennial dad podcast, millennial parents podcast, parenting podcast funny, parents who swear, moms who drink, dads who get it, not your mom's podcast, millennial humor, elder millennial podcast, geriatric millennial, 30s and 40s podcast, turning 40 podcast, 40 is the new 20, aging millennial, real talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, no filter comedy, oversharing podcast, too honest podcast, dark humor podcast, satire podcast, human comedy, relatable humor, brutally honest podcast, cringe comedy podcast, awkward moments podcast, podcast that makes you snort laugh, comedy for adults, laugh out loud podcast, hockey parents podcast, sports parents humor, school rant podcast, mom guilt humor, exhausted parents podcast, parenting in your 40s, single mom podcast, co-parenting humor, kids are chaos, school system rant, side hustle mom, working mom podcast, shark week, strange addiction, body changes after kids, perimenopause humor, menopause podcast funny, nipple hair, bathroom anxiety, universal bathrooms debate, thrift store tips, value village, side hustle ideas, candle business, counterfeit bags, police auction, twitch streamers, justin bieber, sum 41, avril lavigne nostalgia, 2000s nostalgia podcast, texts from last night, two friends podcast, bestie podcast, candid conversation podcast, unscripted podcast, raw podcast, podcast like talking to your friends, girl math, wife content, chaotic energy podcast, podcast for your commute, podcast to clean to, podcast to cook to, background podcast, long form comedy podcast, funny women podcast, women over 35, women over 40, funny moms youtube, podcast clips, podcast moments, viral podcast, podcast recommendation, best podcasts 2025, new podcast 2025, canadian content, bc podcast, vancouver podcast, small podcast, indie podcast, feral wisdom podcast, funny podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, shark boyfriend, viral podcast moments, episode 40, comedy podcast, girl talk podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast highlights, best podcast moments 2025

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Feral Wisdom Podcast is where two women drop the glossy act and share their opinions about real life - the way it actually feels: messy, raw, funny, exhausting, inspiring, and occasionally feral. Its the show for anyone trying to survive modern womanhood with their sanity and sense of humor intact.Hosted by two long time besties who say what everyone else is thinking...or not. The podcast digs into everything from relationships, friendships, and the hormonal roller coaster to identity, ambition, ageing, co-parenting, beauty culture, boundaries and the strange pressure to "have it all." Nothing is too taboo, too petty, or too honest. Every episode blends sharp insight with off-the-rails storytelling, the kind of laughter that makes you feel human again, and the relief of hearing someone else admit they're winging it too. If you crave conversations that feel like late-night kitchen confessions mixed with woman-to-woman truth bombs, you've found your spot. Unfiltered. Hilarious. Surprisingly deep. Relentlessly real. That's Feral Wisdom Podcast.

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