Such a Witch - The Podcast

Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
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Welcome to the corner of the internet where curiosity gets darker… and stories get stranger. We’re two women obsessed with the weird, the wonderful, and the wonderfully macabre. From haunted mysteries and true crime to chaotic, spicy fantasy—we’re diving into it all. Each episode, we unravel eerie legends, question the unexplained, and spiral into a few wild theories along the way. So grab a drink, get comfortable… and maybe leave a light on. This is where the strange feels at home. Stay Spooky, Darlings 👻

  1. 1d ago

    Chaos on Camera: We Explore The Most Cursed Movies Ever Made - Such a Witch Ep16

    The Most Cursed Films in Hollywood 👻🎬 | Such a Witch The Podcast linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Buckle up, babes — in this week’s episode of Such a Witch, Nat and Lynds dive broom‑first into Hollywood’s most cursed films, and honestly… the chaos behind these movies is more dramatic than the films themselves. From The Exorcist being blamed for everything short of the apocalypse, to Poltergeist allegedly using real human skeletons (because apparently props departments were on a budget), we’re serving spooky facts with a side of unhinged commentary. We also cackle our way through: The Omen — where even the animals said “absolutely not”. Rosemary’s Baby — cursed, iconic, and featuring the worst neighbours in cinematic history. The Twilight Zone Movie — the behind‑the‑scenes chaos that Hollywood still whispers about. The Crow — the tragedy that turned a cult classic into a legend. Expect:✨ Morbid giggles✨ Chaotic banter✨ Nat trying to be serious and Lyndsey absolutely refusing✨ A shocking number of “HOW WAS THIS LEGAL” moments If you love spooky lore, Hollywood disasters, and two witches laughing at their own jokes, this episode is your new religion.

  2. 3d ago

    Black‑Eyed Kids & Pub Ghosts: We Start Beef with the Dead - Cannock Chase - Such a Witch Shorts Ep11

    linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Nat and Lynds have officially yeeted subtlety into the void in today’s Such a Witch short — because nothing says “good morning, babes” like chatting about Black‑Eyed Children and the aggressively haunted Four Crosses Inn at Cannock Chase while bullying every ghost involved. This episode is pure chaos energy: Prepare to witness these two weirdos roast all involved, make unhinged suggestions on how to rid of creepy eyed ghost kiddos and where they're taking their soldier spirit Ben on Holiday. A full breakdown of the Four Crosses Inn hauntings, including a soul sucking ghost that Lynds reckons she could take on.Zero respect. Maximum screaming. Unhinged banter. And at least three moments where you’ll wonder if the spirits should file a complaint.It’s spooky. It’s feral. It’s rude. It’s Nat and Lynds turning Cannock Chase folklore into a comedy roast so savage even the ghosts would need therapy.

  3. Aug 23

    Nat ROASTS A MONK, Lynds FIGHTS HIM - 30 East Drive, The Black Monk Such a Witch the Podcast Ep15

    ✨ Such a Witch – Episode: The Black Monk of Pontefract linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast ✨The Black Monk of Pontefract: medieval menace, furniture‑flinging chaos gremlin, Yorkshire’s angriest shadow… and tonight’s emotional support demon on Such a Witch the Podcast.In this episode, Nat and Lynds dive head‑first into Britain’s most violent haunting — a house that woke up one morning in 1966 and said, “I choose violence.”Expect:A council house with the personality of a pissed‑off toddlerGreen foam that absolutely should not be coming out of tapsFurniture doing CrossFitA poltergeist named Fred (because British people will nickname ANYTHING)Diane being yeeted up the stairs by invisible handsA monk who appears on the landing like he’s waiting for you to apologiseThis episode is chaotic, hilarious, spooky, and guaranteed to give you trust issues with your staircase.🕯️ WHAT YOU’LL HEARNat bullying a medieval monkLynds threatening to fight a ghostTheories ranging from “angry Cluniac monk” to “demon in cosplay”Why 30 East Drive is basically the UK’s Disneyland for people who enjoy being scratched by unseen forcesThe moment the house goes full feral poltergeist mode😂 WHY YOU’LL LOVE ITBecause nothing says “relaxing podcast evening” like two witches roasting a centuries‑old spirit who can’t mind his own business.And honestly… if a monk watched us climb the stairs, we’d also leave the country.🔔 SUPPORT THE CHAOSHit that sub, smash the like, drop a comment, and ring the bell like you’re summoning a demon (preferably not Fred).Follow us everywhere except Snapchat because we’re not 14.Linktree in the description!

  4. Aug 21

    THIS GUY IS NUTS! Spring Heeled Jack: Flasher or Rooftop Drag Queen? YIKES! Such a Witch Short Ep10

    https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Nat and Lynds dive head‑first into the absolute circus that is Spring Heeled Jack — the Victorian cryptid, menace, possible flasher, and part‑time drag performer nobody asked for but history insisted on anyway.This episode is pure chaos, pure comedy, and somehow still historically accurate, because yes… the newspapers really did claim there was a man in 1838 leaping over nine‑foot walls, breathing blue flames, clawing at people, and possibly wearing a mac like he was auditioning for London’s Worst Flasher 1837–1838.They cover:How Jack went from “mysterious bloke in a cloak” to full Victorian Batman with the moral compass of a dropped sconeWhy witnesses described him with metal claws, glowing red eyes, and tight white oilskin clothing (fashion? choices?)The infamous Jane Alsop incident — where Jack pretended to be the police, asked for a candle, then revealed himself like a Victorian jump scareThe theory that he wasn’t supernatural at all… just a posh idiot with too much money and access to phosphorusAnd yes, the very real possibility that Spring Heeled Jack was just a man in a mac doing parkour and being aggressively weirdAnd because Nat and Lynds cannot help themselves, they also compare his dramatic rooftop acrobatics to RuPaul’s Drag Race — because if anyone was serving leaps, looks, and trauma, it was this chaotic Victorian roof goblin.If you love folklore, unhinged history, and two witches laughing so hard they nearly hex themselves, this is the funniest episode you’ll hear all week.Stay spooky, stay safe, and if a man knocks on your door asking for a candle… act like you're not in!

  5. Aug 16

    Holidays from Hell - You Won't Believe What Happened! - Such a Witch The Podcast Ep14

    Top 10 Holidays From Hell — Such a Witch Podcast https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Nat & Lynds return to the cauldron with an episode brewed from pure chaos: Holidays From Hell — real trips, real disasters, and real people who packed flip‑flops and accidentally wandered into global news headlines.This week’s storytelling is fuelled by witchy sarcasm, unhinged giggles, and the kind of “how is this real?” energy that only Such a Witch can deliver.✨ In this episode:Theme‑park tragedy — Dreamworld’s Thunder River Rapids turns from family fun to national horrorSwiss canyoning chaos — backpackers, flash floods, and zero chance of escapeKaprun inferno — a ski holiday becomes a tunnel fire nightmareRunway collision — the deadliest aviation accident in historyCrocodile country — a guided tour in Kakadu ends in heartbreakCruise‑ship catastrophe — chaos, confusion, and a captain who “fell” into a lifeboatTsunami terror — Boxing Day 2004 and the ocean that vanished before it struck🧹 Nat and Lynds break down each disaster with their signature blend of dark humour, sharp commentary, and “absolutely not” energy — reminding you that sometimes the scariest part of a holiday isn’t the haunted tour… it’s the brochure activity you thought was safe.If you love spooky travel, cursed tourism, and stories that make you reconsider leaving your house, this episode is your new obsession.

  6. Aug 14

    Absolutely UNHINGED "Would You Rather" questions YOU should answer - Such a Witch Shorts Ep9

    https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast Nat and Lynds return with another banter filled episode, this time answering "Would You Rather" questions that absolutely no one asked for… yet everyone secretly needs to know. It’s unhinged, it’s spooky, and it’s the kind of chaotic witch energy that makes you question your own sanity.This episode’s cursed choices include:Six hours with Trump or Annabelle — one’s haunted, one’s… also haunted.Know WHEN you’ll die vs. know HOW you’ll die — existential dread!Bigfoot/ghost hunting or Ouija with Ed & Lorraine Warren over wine — because nothing says “girls’ night” like summoning spirits.Haunted witch cottage or Victorian mansion with missing owners — Zillow but make it cursed.Hear every human thought or be roasted by a paranormal entity 24/7 — choose your mental breakdown.Wet socks or pebbles in your shoes — the true horror.Neighbour accused of murder but innocent but no one believes you vs. neighbour who IS a murderer but no one believes you — welcome to the world’s worst cul‑de‑sac.It’s creepy. It’s ridiculous. It’s witchy chaos with a side of “why are we like this.”

  7. Aug 9

    We RATE the Top 10 DARK TOURIST ATTRACTIONS That Haunt the World - Such a Witch The Podcast Ep13

    If you’ve ever wondered what happens when these two witches try to “professionally” rate the world’s creepiest tourist attractions...here it is. In Episode 13, Nat & Lynds tackle the Top 10 Dark Tourist Attractions — which is wild, because neither of them should be allowed near anything haunted, cursed, or historically traumatising without adult supervision. Locations include: Aokigahara Forest — Japan The Catacombs of Paris — France Poveglia Island — Italy Chernobyl Exclusion Zone — Ukraine The Stanley Hotel — USA Hoia Baciu Forest — Romania Suicide Cliff — Saipan Island of the Dolls — Mexico Hashima Island / Battleship Island — Japan Sedlec Ossuary / Bone Church — Czech Republic Prepare for: Both confidently mispronouncing every location Lynds losing her mind over creepy dolls Nat getting annoyed at Lyndsey's lack of film knowledge A rating system that makes absolutely no sense By the end, you’ll either be booking a flight to a cursed destination… or deleting your passport. There is no in‑between. Comment below: Which dark tourist spot would YOU survive? (Nat says none. Lynds says she could take a ghost in a fight.) Hit play, witch — chaos awaits. 🖤✨https://linktr.ee/suchawitchpodcast

  8. Aug 7

    Idaho 4, Toxic Love and Haunting Adeline - Such a Witch Shorts What's a Witch Been Watch Ep8

    This week on Such a Witch, Nat and Lynds ask the only question that truly matters: “What’s a witch been watching?” Chaos. The answer is chaos. We dive broom‑first into Netflix’s Idaho 4 murders documentary, where Nat tries to solve the case from her sofa like she’s the third FBI agent nobody asked for. Then we slide straight into the Toxic Love Story documentary, which is basically a masterclass in red flags, poor decisions, and “girl, no” energy. Over on BBC iPlayer, Murder 24/7 has Lyndsey narrating police procedure like she’s auditioning for Line of Duty (“Mother of God, pass me the paperwork”). Nat also unleashes her very spicy opinions on the Haunting Adeline BookTok scandals, because apparently the internet is on fire again and she brought marshmallows. Meanwhile, Lyndsey takes on the Annabelle franchise, explaining why that doll needs to be yeeted into the nearest river immediately. It’s messy, it’s witchy, it’s unhinged, and it’s exactly what your Friday needed

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Welcome to the corner of the internet where curiosity gets darker… and stories get stranger. We’re two women obsessed with the weird, the wonderful, and the wonderfully macabre. From haunted mysteries and true crime to chaotic, spicy fantasy—we’re diving into it all. Each episode, we unravel eerie legends, question the unexplained, and spiral into a few wild theories along the way. So grab a drink, get comfortable… and maybe leave a light on. This is where the strange feels at home. Stay Spooky, Darlings 👻

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  • Creator
    Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lyndsey Davis and Natalie Hart
  • Show Website
    Such a Witch - The Podcast

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