See you... Never!

Em
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See You… Never! is a weekly podcast where your silly blind host turns “blind leading the sighted” into comedy, chaos, and real talk. Expect different segments, unfiltered chats, and an Ask Me Anything section where no topic’s off limits. Life from a blind perspective, but funnier than you think. You might see me later… but I’ll see you… Never!

Episodes

  1. Sep 25

    See You Never! The Breakdown... Who let the dogs out?

    Who let the dogs out? We did, apparently, and we're not sorry. Em and Doog break down Frey's episode, and this week it's all things dogs. Expect the usual chaos, plus another round of Two Truths and a Lie as Em tries once again to catch Doog out. The big question, as ever, is whether Doog actually has a fact for us this week, or whether he's turned up with absolutely nowt. Over in Blind Curiosity, we've got a rather special question sent in by Toni, of the Toni and Ryan Podcast, and Em answers it as honestly as ever. Got a question you've been too polite to ask? Email us at pod@seeyounever.co.uk. Nothing's too daft. If this one makes you laugh, follow the show, turn your notifications on, and share it with a fellow dog lover.

    See You Never! The Breakdown... Who let the dogs out?

  2. Sep 11

    See you... Never! The Great Potato Debate

    The Great Potato Experiment has gone national. Sort of. Frey comes on the pod with an update on the potato saga, and this time we went looking for a professional opinion, reaching out to a rather famous chef at his riverside cottage for his verdict. The results are exactly as ridiculous as you're hoping. Elsewhere, Doog tries his hand at a spot of rage baiting and comes off decidedly worse for it, and there's all the usual razzmatazz along the way. Got a question you've been too polite to ask, or a problem you want us to get our teeth into? Email us at pod@seeyounever.co.uk. Nothing's too daft. If this one makes you laugh, follow the show, turn your notifications on, and pass it to a fellow potato enthusiast.

    See you... Never! The Great Potato Debate

  3. Sep 4

    See You... Never! The Breakdown: Where You Belong

    Everyone should have a Lins in their life. This week, we explain why. Em and Doog break down Lin's episode, and it's a warm one. In Teach Me Up, Buttercup, Doog takes on friendship and belonging, and what it really means to find the people who make you feel like you fit. Then Em has another go at catching him out with Two Truths and a Lie, with the usual mixed results. Over in Blind Curiosity, Em gives an honest answer to a question a listener sent in, the kind of thing people often wonder but rarely ask. There's a quick update on the Great Potato Experiment, because some arguments simply cannot be left unresolved - and this one won't be! Got a question you've been too polite to ask, or a problem you want us to get our teeth into? Email us at pod@seeyounever.co.uk. Nothing's too daft. If this one makes you laugh, follow the show and turn your notifications on so you never miss an episode, and pass it on to your own Lins.

  4. Aug 28

    Everything's fine... Pass the wine!

    Everything was fine. Nobody who heard this episode agrees. This week Em is joined by her best friend for Everything's Fine, Pass the Wine, and it goes exactly where years of friendship tends to go. Expect proper laughs, a grump that Em fully stands by, some heartfelt moments, and a disagreement that was definitely about either potatoes or wine. We're still not confirming which. There's the usual chaos, the usual nonsense, and a reminder that some things really are worth falling out over. Got a question you've been too polite to ask, or a problem you want us to get our teeth into? Email us at pod@seeyounever.co.uk for I'm All Ears. Nothing's too daft. If this one makes you laugh, do us a favour: follow the show and turn your notifications on so you never miss an episode, and stick it on for a mate who needs a giggle. It genuinely helps us grow. Now sit back, pour something, and enjoy.

  5. Aug 21

    See You... Never! The Breakdown: We don't know what... we think!

    Em and Doog go back over the episode with Em's Dad, and there's an awful lot to unpack. Between the rage bait, his Die on the Hill and Dad's ongoing war with the phrase "we think," there was no chance of fitting it all into one episode. So here are the leftovers. Good news too: this one is out bang on time. No delays this week, because Doog has promised he won't get it wrong again. We think.

  6. Aug 14

    The best one ever... we think!

    The best one ever... we think! This is the one with my Dad. Doog spends the entire episode winding him up, so the rage bait is genuinely off the charts. His Die on the Hill had us in absolute pieces, and against all odds he actually manages to settle one of our marital disagreements. A hero and a menace in equal measure. And why "we think"? Because nothing sends Dad over the edge quite like a scientist saying "we think" instead of just committing to the fact. So obviously we named the whole episode after it. You may have noticed it landed a little later than planned today. That would be down to Doog's technical difficulties, which, having reviewed the evidence, I am fairly confident were just user error. We think. Oh, and Doog would like to inform everyone that next week's guest is not Professor Brian Cox. Professor Brian Cox has not agreed to be on the pod. We think it won't happen. Doog is just hilarious... He Thinks!.

  7. Aug 7

    See You... Never! The Breakdown: The Great Escape (Room)

    Em and Doog break down Clare's episode from last week... the one with the 'Wicked' step mum, and there's a lot to get into. First up, an impromptu trip up north that included an escape room, which was every bit as chaotic as you're imagining. Then they pick apart Clare's social media Die on the Hill from last week, before Em has another go at catching Doog out with two truths and a lie. Plus one of the funniest listener questions Doog has ever had to read out, which is really saying something. Got a question you've been too polite to ask? Send it in for I'm All Ears or Blind Curiosity. Nothing's too daft. pod@seeyounever.co.uk

    See You... Never! The Breakdown: The Great Escape (Room)

  8. Jul 31

    Step Mothers Get a Bad Wrap... The Wicked Step Mother!

    This week Em is joined by Clare, otherwise known as the wicked step mum. And yes, she's wicked... but in the very best way. Expect warmth, laughs and the odd bit of chaos, right up until someone mentions social media. Then all bets are off. Get Clare started on that and you'll see exactly what we mean. Plus all the usual goings on, and a chance to send in your questions for I'm All Ears. Nothing's too daft. Listen now, and send your questions for I'm All Ears to pod@seeyounever.co.uk

  9. Jul 24

    See You Never... The Breakdown: G Force and Blind Dreams

    Em and Doog pick apart the last episode with Kate, and it goes exactly where you'd expect. Doog explains one of Kate's Die on the Hill items, which turns into F1, G force and what your body actually does at speed. Em then tries to catch him out with two truths and a lie, with mixed results. Plus a proper look at a question we get asked a lot: what happens when a blind person dreams? Got a question you've been too polite to ask? Send it in for Blind Curiosity. Nothing's too daft. Email: pod@seeyounever.co.uk

  10. Jul 17

    I Jellyfished Towards Her

    New podcast alert: See You... Never! Episode 1 Hosted by Em - legally blind, totally blonde and living the dream - this is a blind observation podcast about the questions people ask, the things people assume, and the hilarious chaos that happens when life is not designed with sight loss in mind. Episode 1 features guest guide Kate, a dishwasher injury, a nail-bar incident, audio description chaos, Formula One, friendship advice and a full domestic debate about shorts on the floor. Listen now, and send your questions for I'm All Ears to pod@seeyounever.co.uk

    I Jellyfished Towards Her

  11. Trailer

    Episode 1 - Trailer

    New podcast alert: I'll See You... Never! Episode 1 - I Jellyfished Towards Her Hosted by Em - legally blind, totally blonde and living the dream - this is a blind observation podcast about the questions people ask, the things people assume, and the hilarious chaos that happens when life is not designed with sight loss in mind. Episode 1 features guest guide Kate, a dishwasher injury, a nail-bar incident, audio description chaos, Formula One, friendship advice and a full domestic debate about shorts on the floor. Episode 1 released 17th July at 1pm! Send your questions for I'm All Ears to pod@seeyounever.co.uk

    Episode 1 - Trailer
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About

See You… Never! is a weekly podcast where your silly blind host turns “blind leading the sighted” into comedy, chaos, and real talk. Expect different segments, unfiltered chats, and an Ask Me Anything section where no topic’s off limits. Life from a blind perspective, but funnier than you think. You might see me later… but I’ll see you… Never!

Information

  • Creator
    Em
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Em
  • Show Website
    See you... Never!

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