93X Half-Assed Morning Show

4.7 (968)
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Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

6H AGO

They Just Tased Ryan

Originally Aired January 26, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Ketchup goes on everything. Everything you wanna know about minding your business at the local bus terminal. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 30m
3D AGO

Worst Queso-nario

Originally Aired January 23, 2026: Penis cage. Just roll a ball out. Everything you wanna know about shadow people. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 24m
4D AGO

Big Kahuna

Originally Aired January 22, 2026: You bit my nipple! Is that a fresh cow tooth? Everything you wanna know about wearing a banana suit. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 24m
5D AGO

I Am So, So Cereal

Originally Aired January 21, 2026: Cereal behind the wheel. The uncatchable serial killer elephant. Everything you wanna know about being a Ram-ly man. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 25m
6D AGO

Gun-orrhea

Originally Aired January 20, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Fish house mishaps. Everything you wanna know about calling 911 over 150 times. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 27m
JAN 19

("Best Of"): Cold Turkey

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 18m
JAN 16

Tiny Sin Stick

It's alright, it's okay, you can work for us some day. Gaming grandma goes undefeated. Everything you wanna know about National Do Nothing Day. Originally aired Friday, January 16, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 31m
JAN 15

Re-vulva

Originally Aired January 15, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Shaq-ing. Everything you wanna know about making a stranger a pizza. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2h 28m

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Andrew Wappel

Host
Ashley Nord

Host
Dana Wessel

Host
Josh Bitney

Host
Nick Born

Host
C. Willi Myles

Guest
Andrea Johnston

Guest

4.7

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968 Ratings

Love you guys

06/12/2025

McMollz

I have been listening to you guys for over 25 years. You guys are such a good group together and I am not sure what the Minneapolis area would do without you. Please never quit, die or get fired. 🫶🫶
Ashley…… needs…… to go!

11/21/2025

Mpls_eli_952

Best part is g her pregnancy was when she was off the air!
Creativity 0%

07/19/2025

Ross and Ali and Wappel

Same 5 topics over and over and over again. You got rid of all the creative people in your show. Thanks all big wigs.
Used to be good.

06/27/2025

No I don’t want this option

This is getting worse and worse daily. Same thing over and over again. Ross brought a lot of creativity to the program. Nick needs to go. He has no clue what he is talking about most of the time. Josh can stay. Ashley and Dana should have went instead of wapple.

Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.