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The Baller Lifestyle Podcast delivers a hilarious, no-holds-barred take on sports, pop culture, and life’s absurdities. Hosted by guys who tell it like it is, each episode serves up smart, irreverent commentary with just the right amount of locker room charm. Whether it’s breaking down the week’s dumbest headlines or diving into nostalgic nonsense, this show is your backstage pass to living like a baller — even if it’s just in your earbuds. Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBallerLifestyle Subscribe for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

  1. 2D AGO

    Adult Twins, Accidental Murders & Vinyl Christmas Miracles - Episode 606

    Episode 606 — Adult Twins, Accidental Murders & Vinyl Christmas Miracles Host: Brian Beckner Episode Type: Solo Episode (Part A of a Two-Part Holiday Drop) Episode Summary Brian Beckner flies solo in Episode 606, delivering a classic, wide-ranging Baller Lifestyle monologue that somehow connects adult twins at the gym, celebrity deaths, NASCAR plane crashes, LeBron James being insufferable, Coldplay ruining lives, and a Christmas miracle involving rare vinyl records. With Ed Daly out, Brian handles the duties alone—covering pop culture absurdities, sports grievances, listener voicemails, celebrity scandals, and a deeply heartfelt end-of-year reflection on why the show still matters after 12 years. This episode is equal parts rant, comedy, grief, nostalgia, and gratitude—exactly what longtime Ballers expect. Topics & Segments Holiday & Personal Reflections Christmas is three days away and Brian still hasn’t decorated The eternal debate: real tree vs. tinsel tree Single dad holiday logistics The moral crime of leaving Christmas decorations up until March Why nobody listens the week of Christmas anyway ‍️ Adult Twins (A Recurring Public Safety Issue) Brian explains (again) why adult twins should not be allowed in public A real-life gym encounter with long-necked adult twins Mirror-image twins explained (and condemned) HGTV twin flippers from the Pacific Northwest A firm stance: adult twins must remain at least 500 miles apart Rest In Peace Segment Gil Gerard (Buck Rogers) — a man Brian assumed was already dead 1980s TV male babes and fake PIs Greg Biffle — NASCAR driver killed in a small plane crash, along with his family Why rich people should take commercial flights James Ransone (The Wire, Ziggy Sobotka) — a devastating loss Season 2 of The Wire reappraised as elite television Dock workers, the Greeks, and prosthetic penises Honorable (future) mentions: Joran van der Sloot (still alive, still murdering) Keith Richards (Brian predicts he won’t make it past Easter) Sports (Unfortunately) World Darts Championship scandal: Dom Taylor suspended for a drug test Brian demands to know what drugs make you better at darts Cocaine should be allowed in darts (official stance) LeBron James hatred continues Will Smith Lakers speech disaster Rob Pelinka incompetence Russell Westbrook vindicated LeBron: finals losses, ego, celebrity worship, general phoniness The Los Angeles Angels: Tyler Skaggs tragedy Team-provided fentanyl pills A trial nobody wanted Another masterclass in organizational failure ️ Voicemail Segment Ben “Nine-Oh-Six” (aka “Been Anal Sex”) checks in Michigan football, Sharon Moore, and racism Being “the guy after the guy” in college football Advice: cash the checks before ruining your career Non-Sports Pop Culture Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal: The New York Times sympathy tour Billionaires, affairs, and viral consequences Hampton Beach, New Hampshire slander Why Coldplay is undanceable and soulless Man leaves girlfriend to freeze to death on a mountain Extreme hobbies = red flag Preview of a future deep dive Christmas Vinyl Miracle Listener Corey (Fados) sends Brian an insane vinyl care package: Lord Sutch & Heavy Friends (Page, Beck, Bonham) Black Pumas The Church Staple Singers Rolling Stones Hot Rocks (original pressing) Link Wray Rare private-press blues rock A genuine, emotional reflection on: 12 years of podcasting A small but loyal audience The real value of listener relationships ️ Final Thoughts Brian closes Episode 606 with sincerity—acknowledging the reality that the show may never grow larger, but emphasizing how deeply meaningful the connections with listeners have become. A perfect end-of-year episode that blends humor, honesty, and gratitude. Subscribe, Rate & Review If you’ve been listening for years—or just found the show—your reviews and ratings help more than you know. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    56 min

  2. DEC 17

    The Worst Coin Toss in Human History - EP. 605

    Brian and Ed return with Episode 605 for a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation that hits sports, pop culture, tragedy, internet madness, and the kind of stories only The Baller Lifestyle Podcast can connect. From freeway rants and nostalgic TV talk to shocking celebrity deaths, college football scandal, and modern influencer absurdity, this episode covers it all. ️ What’s Covered in This Episode Opening & Housekeeping The misery of the 605 freeway and LA traffic Brian’s ritualized podcast intro anxiety End-of-year mailbag reminders Patreon bonus shows and “Bonus Bri” Nostalgia & Pop Culture CHiPs, Ponch & Jon, and California Highway Patrol memories Why CHP are “revenue agents for the man” Conan O’Brien’s legendary Christmas parties Why certain cultural moments feel permanently ruined after tragedy Tragedy & Heavy News The devastating murder of Rob Reiner and his wife Their son’s long struggle with addiction and mental illness Why people invent conspiracies when reality is too horrific Rob Reiner’s legendary legacy: All in the Family, This Is Spinal Tap, Stand By Me Misery, A Few Good Men, Seinfeld, The Shawshank Redemption Sports Talk NBA Cup Final reactions Knicks optimism and Wembanyama hype Lakers fandom without actually watching games Luka Dončić vs. Jalen Brunson Former Chargers CB Quentin Jammer admitting he played games drunk Donald Trump’s historically bad Army-Navy coin toss College Football Scandal Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore fired and arrested Allegations involving a staffer, threats, and total career implosion How to destroy a dream job in record time Ann Arbor restaurants still selling menu items named after him OnlyFans DMs, zero impulse control, and CTE speculation Deaths & Remembrances Steve Taneyhill, South Carolina QB icon Paul Wiggin, Stanford coach (Band Is On the Field game) Peter Greene, actor (Pulp Fiction, The Mask) Anthony Geary, Luke of Luke & Laura (General Hospital) Carl Carlton, singer of “Bad Mama Jama” Instagram model Mary Magdalene and the dangers of extreme body modification Listener Voicemails & Emails Gym locker room insanity (food prep, blenders, hygiene crimes) Fake names for reservations (Rhett Messerly, Cliff Yeager, Carlos Von Carlos) Dodgers championship merch and terrible commemorative art iOS alarm update rage The most carefully pronounced accent in sports Internet & Culture Madness Bonnie Blue banned from Indonesia over a Bali sex stunt Sex-influencer culture and self-destruction Andy Dick’s overdose scare and long history of problems Kate Winslet rejecting Eminem’s extremely strange request Jelly Roll admitting sex was awful before losing 200 pounds Streaming & Entertainment The Diddy documentary and how it ruins Biggie songs forever Avatar’s massive success despite zero cultural footprint Listener Notes Strong language and adult themes throughout Final Ed Daly appearance of the year Patreon subscribers get bonus content immediately after the episode Contact & Support Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Voicemail: 949-464-TBLS Patreon: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast Subscribe, Rate & Review Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    40 min

  3. DEC 9

    TBLS Episode 604 – Rhett Messerly & the Rattlesnake Leather Vest

    Brian and Ed return for Episode 604 with a full buffet of lifestyle commentary, questionable nostalgia, and highly suspect fashion choices. They break down the Piers Morgan vs. Nick Fuentes ridiculousness, Brian’s dark descent into Facebook Marketplace (including an adult-sized Stone Cold Steve Austin leather vest priced at $200), and Lee Majors’ incredible romantic résumé. Then it’s on to RIPs—including architectural giant Frank Gehry, NBA big man Elden Campbell, and adult entertainer Rhett Messerly (a name the guys may never emotionally recover from). Sports talk includes the World Cup draw fiasco starring Wayne Gretzky’s complete inability to pronounce “Curaçao,” an AI snow-bunny scam that hustled Matt Barnes out of $61k, and the theory that Megan Thee Stallion may be responsible for Klay Thompson’s cold shooting streak. Plus: bowling ball logistics, fried chicken diplomacy, holiday meat-and-three strategy, Ed’s all-time lovemaking music pick, and a critical investigation into Marcus Freeman’s painted-on hairline. All wrapped up with listener voicemails, Christmas spirit, questionable sexual position physics, and a RoboCop statue reveal that brings Brian to tears. Topics Discussed Lifestyle & Culture Piers Morgan interviews Nick Fuentes: surprise—he’s terrible. Brian’s Facebook Marketplace addiction deepens. The $200 Stone Cold Steve Austin leather vest listing. Lee Majors’ legendary dating history (Farrah! Lindsay! Playboy models!). The truth about fishing: nope. The mystery of Marcus Freeman’s hairline. Hilaria Baldwin workout videos and the curse/blessing of the Baldwin household. RIP Corner Frank Gehry—architecture titan behind the Disney Concert Hall. Elden Campbell—Lakers/Pistons big man, gone at 57. Steve Cropper—Stax Records legend. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa—Mortal Kombat & Rising Sun standout. Rhett Messerly—adult-film performer with an all-time Hall of Fame name. Sports The botched World Cup draw + Wayne Gretzky vs. pronunciation. Matt Barnes loses $61,000 to an AI sexting scam. Jason Williams blames Klay Thompson’s slump on Megan Thee Stallion. Notre Dame refuses to play a bowl game—Brian & Ed are not surprised. RoboCop Statue Update Detroit finally unveils its long-awaited 11-foot RoboCop statue. Brian and Ed celebrate the true cinematic prophecy of RoboCop. Voicemail Hall of Fame Bowling ball winter-care dilemmas. Fried chicken diplomacy panic-call. Collard greens conversation that goes places. Sex music of choice: Lenny Kravitz vs. Al Green. Christmas blessings from a loyal listener + plug for Ed’s Christmas book. Listener Questions & Voicemails This week’s callers weigh in on: How many bowling balls you should flex at the office Whether fried chicken can ever be “racist” Collard greens selection Sex playlist strategies Holiday greetings & Ed’s updated Christmas book Call 949-464-TBLS to join the fun. Support the Show Join the Patreon for weekly bonus content: patreon.com/theballerlifestyle Bonus show “Bonus Brian” every week on Patreon! Brian and Ed return with another absolutely unhinged installment of The Baller Lifestyle Podcast. Episode 604 covers everything from Facebook Marketplace disasters to RIP tributes, awkward harmonica criticism, and the immortal name Rhett Messerly. In this episode: • Piers Morgan interviews incel mascot Nick Fuentes • Brian discovers a $200 Stone Cold Steve Austin LEATHER VEST on Facebook Marketplace • The Lee Majors dating résumé: an all-timer • RIP Frank Gehry, Elden Campbell, Steve Cropper & more • Wayne Gretzky butchers “Curaçao” during the World Cup draw • Matt Barnes gets scammed out of $61k by an AI snow-bunny • Is Megan Thee Stallion ruining Klay Thompson’s jump shot? • Notre Dame refuses to play a bowl game—classic • Listener voicemails: bowling ball thermodynamics, fried chicken diplomacy, collard greens confusion, sex music philosophy, and Christmas cheer • Detroit’s 11-foot RoboCop statue debuts—Prophecy fulfilled Plus: Marcus Freeman’s painted-on hairline, Hilaria Baldwin workout thirst-traps, and the Jackie Vernon “four families” saga. FULL AUDIO: Available everywhere you get podcasts. Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes: patreon.com/theballerlifestyle Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 3m

  4. DEC 2

    141-Year-Old Tortoise, RFK Poems, and Other Nightmares - EP. 603

    THE BALLER LIFESTYLE PODCAST — EPISODE 603 Hosted by: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly Support the show: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast FULL SHOW NOTES (APPLE PODCAST COMPREHENSIVE EDITION) Cold Open / Welcome Back Brian returns with Episode 603 of TBLS and immediately shouts out the Patreon crew—home of Bonus Bri, emotional sobriety updates, and all the private crying he refuses to do in public. Ed Daly joins and promptly delivers breaking news about an NFL player suspended for watching porn in a team meeting… at full volume. Chaos ensues. Thanksgiving Recap & Tea Talk Brian discovers green tea and is suddenly a Tea Guy. Ed forgets his tea entirely and feels betrayed. Listener debate begins: Should grown adults realistically be drinking gravy more than once a year? (The answer is apparently controversial.) ️ Woke Up Gay Again Mug Saga Brian receives a custom “Woke Up Gay Again” mug—plus his very own “gay card”—leading to: His daughter roasting him into dust. White pants discourse. Questions about whether the mug should be kept in his wallet for emergency resuscitation. ToeCutter strikes again. RIP Segment The boys honor (and roast) the deceased: Lynn Hamilton (Sanford & Son) Grandma the Galápagos Tortoise – lived 141 years, witnessed centuries of atrocities, said nothing. Randy Jones (Padres Cy Young winner, patron saint of 70s brown-and-yellow uniforms) Fuzzy Zoeller (apparently not 97 years old, though he looked it since 1997) ️ / Sports News Browns DL Shelby Harris calls 49ers WR Jauan Jennings a “hoe” And he clarifies it. Repeatedly. Patrick Beverley accused of punching and choking his teenage sister The guys discuss: Pat Bev’s history of talking more than he plays The creepiness of men policing teenage girls’ sex lives Whether Jay Stew thinks athletes should have podcasts (spoiler: he doesn’t) Pickleball vs. Carmel, CA Carmel considers banning pickleball because it’s “too noisy.” Brian rants about temporary courts, olds blowing Achilles tendons, and why tennis is superior. Drake Maye Spotted at His Girlfriend’s Adult Cheer Competition Wait—adult cheer competitions? The guys spiral into: When activities should end What counts as “aging gracefully” The disturbing traditions of Texas A&M (midnight yell practice, dungarees, kick routines) Listener Voicemails & Mailbag Ben Astounded that Brian & Ed only consume gravy once a year. Matthew Richards Asks if Ed would peek at Hitler’s infamous micro-penis if gifted a time machine. (Consensus: obviously yes.) Gfish Offers to file a complaint against Jay Stew’s online bullies. Toe Cuttter Sends physical mail (!) including the mug and gay card, then demands: “Loudest Comer” rankings More show minutes A commitment to being “as gay as we want to be” Loudest Comer Power Rankings Chris Farley > John Belushi Dick Vitale > Harry Caray Air Bud Cinematic Universe: likely the evil clown, not Air Bud himself David Silver’s mom (90210) receives an honorable mention Non-Sports: Weird News, Sexual Disasters & Political Horrors Hitler Micro-Penis Discourse Time travel urinal etiquette. Historical dick analysis. Rasputin’s jar-encased hog. RFK Jr. Felching Poetry Scandal Brian & Ed read actual RFK sext-poems involving: “Harvests” “Canyons” “Don’t spill a drop” Full-on National Institute of Health–certified felching definitions Listeners are begged to call in if they’ve ever actually felched (unlikely, but we’re listening). UK Man Hospitalized After Eating 7 Pounds of Gummy Cola Bottles Relatable to a point. Then horrifying. Hugh Hefner reportedly drank 20 Pepsis a day + 3 lbs of M&Ms The true cause of Playboy longevity? Macaulay Culkin legally changes his middle name to Macaulay Culkin The poll results are honored. Italian Man Dresses as Dead Mother to Collect Pension Mrs. Doubtfire but make it mortifying. Smokey Robinson Accused of Forcing Strangers to Touch His Erection Brian plays tracks from GASMS, Smokey’s actual album filled with sex songs to confirm: Yes, this man is capable of anything. SUPPORT THE SHOW Patreon subscribers get extended dong talk + bonus content weekly. Join here: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    36 min

  5. NOV 25

    “Breast Side Up” — Thanksgiving Special EP. 602

    The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — Episode 602 “Breast Side Up” — Thanksgiving Special Host: Brian Beckner Co-Host: Ed Daly Special Guest: Jason Stewart (J-Stew, forehead warrior, beard connoisseur) Episode Summary It’s a special Thanksgiving Week episode — the week nobody listens, but you'll come back and listen later anyway, so the guys go deep on everything from Movember beards to the physics of NFL field goals to the only Beverly Hills, 90210 Thanksgiving episode that truly matters: “Breast Side Up.” Brian, Ed, and Jason break down one of the wildest mid-’90s holiday episodes ever recorded — complete with Steve Young, inexplicable timeline issues, bad acting, turkey-cooking disputes, homelessness arcs, and why Joe Bradley’s hair alone should’ve led him to reevaluate his life choices. Topics Covered Opening Banter Brian’s Movember beard observations Ed retiring the beard for the year Jason and Ed having a “forehead-off” Jason taking “incoming bullets” on Twitter (mostly from G-Fish) Revisiting the legendary Blind Date episode Bread ends discourse — sourdough exceptions only Thanksgiving side rankings (lots of stuffing enthusiasm, lots of anti-white-meat energy) NFL Talk Jason’s crusade against Kyle Shanahan and his injury-report “lies” Fantasy football as a “tens of billions” industry (per ChatGPT stats, so must be true) Why the NFL has suddenly become the Sixty-Yard Field Goal Era Air Force vs. Montana fat-kicker appreciation The trio’s proposal to end kicker specialization forever Why dark meat turkey is undefeated Ed’s elite, trash-sounding-but-actually-amazing cornbread casserole 90210: “Breast Side Up” (Deep Dive) (Season 6 Thanksgiving episode featuring Steve Young) An extremely detailed, scene-by-scene, historically anchored breakdown including: Why everyone is shopping together at Ralphs The over-meddling homeless mom with turkey-based control issues Valerie’s sociopathic need to “host Thanksgiving” Brandon’s world-famous bourbon sweet potatoes Academic-advisor nerd energy Phi Beta Kappa stolen valor Lee Steinberg’s absolutely unhinged acting How the writers destroyed the career of the guy who sang “How Do You Talk to an Angel?” The Steve Young guest-appearance timeline that makes zero sense The infamous lawn football game (quarters??? Steve throwing to Sanders???) Joe Bradley’s virginity revelation Brandon and Kelly’s dangerously inevitable hookup A stunning amount of talk about Donna Martin’s head shape What ultimately happens to Joe Bradley on the series And, of course… the breast side up vs. breast side down turkey controversy (Ed tried it. It sucks.) This is an all-timer television teardown. Favorite Quotes “You look like Wolverine right now.” “Nobody cares about Lee Steinberg’s scripts.” “Donna Martin could see the pick route because she could see from the sides of her head.” “Stolen valor Phi Beta Kappa.” “Steve Young pulls up in a Crown Vic dressed like Jay Leno.” “Turkey leftovers at 11 p.m. is a Walsh family tradition.” Plugs & Housekeeping Mailbag: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Voicemail: 949-464-8257 Website: theballerlifestyle.com Occasional Bachelor coverage upcoming — including the new Mormon Bachelorette Outro As always, the TBLS theme reminds you: “We’re not trying to talk politics a lot… We’d much rather talk about dicks.” Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 13m

  6. NOV 18

    Episode 601 — “Penguins, Coke Cans & Crocodile Cocksmen”

    The Baller Lifestyle Podcast Episode 601 — “Penguins, Coke Cans & Crocodile Cocksmen” From TheBallerLifestyle.com — Hosted by Brian Beckner & Ed Daly Episode Summary The guys return for Episode 601 with a Thanksgiving week warm-up, chat about Ed’s November beard, the horrors of AI thumbnails featuring random white dudes, and an emotional tour through this week’s RIPs. They break down everything from Jimmy Kimmel’s lifelong bandmate to a tragic Last Chance U figure — plus a food influencer, a one-hit-wonder frontman, and multiple legendary athletes. Then it’s onto sports: a Texas state trooper’s big-time bitch move, O.J.’s estate finally paying up, Matt Kalil’s “two Coke can” situation, and the dangerous reality of NFL painkiller culture. The voicemails bring a penguin joke and pure chaos. In non-sports, the guys revisit Hitler’s micro-penis allegations and Kim Kardashian’s delusional approach to law school. Finally, the Crocodile Hunter’s son is now an underwear model, Russians are dismembering crypto scammers, and New Jersey dudes are crashing DeLoreans while hauling 87 baggies of coke. Another beautiful week at TBLS. In This Episode Open of the Show Brian sets a 30-minute timer Thanksgiving episode previewed — the boys are digging into the Beverly Hills 90210 Thanksgiving episode Ed’s annual November beard returns, much to Brian’s annoyance AI thumbnails continue to give the show “two random white dudes who don’t exist” RIP Section • Cleto Escobedo III (59) Jimmy Kimmel Live bandleader, childhood friend of Kimmel, died due to complications of cirrhosis. • John Beam (66) Legendary Last Chance U coach, shot and killed in Oakland. Influential mentor and long-time community figure. • Michael Duarte (36) — “Food With Bare Hands” Influencer with two million followers; reports call his passing a “horrible accident.” • Richard Darbyshire (65) Lead singer of 80s one-hit wonder Living in a Box. • Sally Kirkland (84) Oscar-nominated actress, early breast-implant activist. • Michael Ray “Sugar” Richardson (68) Four-time NBA All-Star known for legendary talent and a cocaine-fueled fall from the league. • Kenny Easley (66) Hall of Fame Seahawks safety, one of the great hitters of the 80s; reportedly suffered kidney issues from old NFL painkiller practices. Sports • Texas A&M State Trooper’s Bitch Move Trooper shoulders South Carolina WR/track phenom Nyck Harbor, then starts yelling at him. Sent home mid-game. A&M energy at its peak. • South Carolina Coach Shane Beamer Gets Loud — Then Loses Up 30–3 at half. Ends up losing 31–30. Beautiful karma. • O.J. Simpson’s Estate Finally Paying Fred Goldman More than 30 years later, Goldman may finally see millions from the civil judgment. Likely tied to monetizing OJ’s likeness and closing out the estate. • Matt Kalil’s “Two Coke Cans” Penis & Porn Offer Ex-wife says his size ended their marriage. Kalil now remarried to a Sports Illustrated model. Porn companies come calling. • Fantasy Football Sausage Making Painkillers, weed suspensions, tough guy culture. Ed and Brian discuss how ugly the NFL can be up close. Voicemail Corner From FanFan A penguin stops at a mechanic… ice cream… blows a seal… A classic late-stage Norm Macdonald–style journey to nowhere. The boys salute him. Non-Sports • DNA Suggests Hitler Had a Micro Penis & One Testicle A story that reappears every couple years. No one fact-checks because… who’s defending Hitler’s anatomy? • Kim Kardashian Failed the Bar — Blames Psychics Despite no law school attendance, Kim expected to pass because psychics told her so. The guys ask: Who would ever hire Kim as a lawyer? • The Crocodile Hunter’s Son Is Now an Underwear Model Robert “Bob” Irwin drops a campaign featuring snakes and a very deliberate bulge. The internet… notices. • Russian Crypto Scammer & Wife Dismembered Stole $500 million through a fake app → kidnappers found his crypto wallet empty → heads and limbs removed. “Extortion plot” my ass — pure revenge. • New Jersey Man Crashes DeLorean With 87 Bags of Cocaine A very Jersey combination: 80s car, drug dealing, bad decisions. The boys locate the town and assess the local vibe. To Hear the Rest Patreon subscribers get the bonus content each week — including the extended show, deeper dives, and the bonus episode Fry. Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Follow the Show Website: TheBallerLifestyle.com Patreon: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast Twitter/X: @TBLSPodcast Hosts: @BrianBeckner & @EZEdDaly Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    32 min

  7. NOV 11

    Six Hundred and Still Ballin’ - EP. 600

    ️ The Baller Lifestyle Podcast – Episode 600 Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly Duration: ~1 hour 15 minutes Support the show: patreon.com/theballerlifestyle Episode 600: “Six Hundred and Still Ballin’” The boys celebrate 600 episodes of The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — twelve years of dumb jokes, hard truths, and heartfelt community moments. Brian and Ed reflect on their long-running friendship, the wild ride of podcasting, and the listeners who’ve made it all worthwhile. They kick things off with love for their audience and special shoutouts to longtime listener David Bray, then dive headfirst into their signature mix of dark humor, sports takes, RIPs, and ridiculousness. RIP Segment Another week, another grim roundup: Marshawn Neyland – Promising Cowboys defensive end, gone too soon. Lenny Wilkens – NBA Hall of Famer, player, and coach, passes at 88. Paul Tagliabue – Former NFL commissioner; Brian thought he’d been dead for decades. Young Bleed – No Limit rapper dies at 51 of a brain aneurysm (yes, Young Bleed). Charles Coste – 101-year-old French Olympic cyclist; the guys debate flopping dicks and old bike seats. “Human Barbie” Influencer – Yet another social media casualty. Dick Cheney – Finally gone; Ed and Brian unload a well-earned verbal obituary for the war criminal of war criminals. Sports Section Antonio Brown arrested (again) — this time for attempted murder. Amon-Ra St. Brown gets punched after doing the Trump dance — the guys break down his “fake” saint name and his dad’s NFL eugenics project. Guardians Pitchers Scandal: Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz caught “pitch-fixing” for a $12k bet despite multimillion contracts. Kickers Are Too Good: Listener email sparks a rant about banning kickers and making goalposts narrower. BYU vs. Texas Tech: Listeners report signs reading “Alcoholics vs. Soakers.” The guys are delighted. Listener Mail Super Lee congratulates the show on 600 episodes. Drew in Phoenix demands the NFL “ban the kicker.” Matthew Richards checks in from Lubbock with BYU/Tech game tales. All Text No Tweet asks about Trump getting booed at a Commanders game. Super Lee surprises Brian & Ed with a cameo from Emmanuel Lewis (Webster!), who requests a Daily’s Choice: Webster vs. Ricky Schroeder. The guys hilariously deliver. Not Sports Segment Father and son killed by giant hornets while ziplining in Laos — the guys roast the idea of “adventure tourism.” 79-year-old British millionaire seeks a “good breeder” on Tinder. The hosts volunteer in horrifying detail. The Louvre Robbery: Hot French thieves, a lift, and the world’s dumbest password — “Louvre.” Brian recalls a wild art theft documentary where retirees lived with a $160M stolen painting behind a door. Quotes of the Week “If you call yourself Young Bleed, you’re bleeding out one way or another.” “Dick Cheney should be mentioned in the same breath as Pol Pot — except with worse aim.” “If you’re 51, you’re not ‘Young’ anything. You’re Middle-Aged Hemorrhage.” “Fifty rooms? That’s too many rooms. Just give me the money and the lube.” ️ Community & Closing Brian thanks Ed for twelve years of showing up and the listeners for sticking around through six hundred episodes of nonsense, insight, and friendship. The show wraps with a toast to the community and to David Bray — “We love you, man.” Listen on: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Patreon Follow: @ballerlifestylepodcast Email: mailbag@theballerlifestyle.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    45 min

  8. NOV 4

    Episode 599: “Victor Conte’s Mustache and Other Tragic Updates”

    The Baller Lifestyle Podcast — Episode 599: “Victor Conte’s Mustache and Other Tragic Updates” Hosts: Brian Beckner & Ed Daly Support the show: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast — Try it free for 7 days! Episode Summary Brian and Ed return for Episode 599 with a hilarious, packed show that hits everything from the absurd to the oddly heartfelt. This week, they discuss the bizarre coincidences of strip clubs, election fatigue, billionaire hatred, tragic celebrity deaths, and the enduring weirdness of sports. Plus, a special tribute to the late Victor Conte—Balco mastermind, Tower of Power bassist, and owner of the most sinister mustache in sports history. Highlights Billionaires Are Garbage: Why you should always vote against the billionaire’s candidate. ️ Tragic Updates: RIP Diane Ladd, Victor Conte, Anka Fowler (Buzz Aldrin’s wife), and Bob Trumpy. Steroids and Stats: Revisiting Barry Bonds, Victor Conte, and why baseball purists like Jay Stu need to chill. Adrian Peterson’s Latest DUI: Another fall for the once-great running back. ️ Listener Voicemails: Telly checks in about Love Is Blind: Denver, and more betting nostalgia. Pop Culture Chaos: From Holly Rowe’s breakup with “Mr. Switzerland” to Anthony Edwards’ alleged drone stalking. Bonus Show Plug: Brian’s weekly “Bonus Brai” is live every week on Patreon—don’t miss it. Japan’s Wild Love Story: A 23-year-old man dating his classmate’s 83-year-old grandma. ️‍️ Diplo’s “Eskimo Siblings” Revelation: Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau allegedly have something in common. Principal on Grindr Scandal: A California school head’s secret identity gone wrong. Grammy “Traditional Country” Controversy: Why they probably added the category after Beyoncé’s win. Pat Sajak’s Net Worth Debate: Is the Wheel of Fortune legend really only worth $75 million? (Spoiler: No.) Kelsey Grammer’s 8th Child at 70: Breaking down Frasier’s expanding brood. Million Moms vs. Wheel of Fortune: “What the Fun” sparks moral panic. Fan Favorites “Tragic Update” segment — the funniest obituary roundup you didn’t know you needed. Telly’s Love Is Blind analysis, delivered mid-buzzed. Ed’s takedown of “droning guys at the beach.” The ongoing feud with Jay Stu’s Magic Johnson-style tweets. Join the Patreon Get Bonus Brai every week plus extended ad-free episodes and exclusive content: patreon.com/theballerlifestylepodcast Includes a 7-day free trial — binge it all risk-free. Connect Website: theballerlifestyle.com Twitter: @brianbeckner | @EZEdDaly Voicemail: Leave a message to be featured on the show! YouTube: Full episodes + clips every week Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    35 min
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The Baller Lifestyle Podcast delivers a hilarious, no-holds-barred take on sports, pop culture, and life’s absurdities. Hosted by guys who tell it like it is, each episode serves up smart, irreverent commentary with just the right amount of locker room charm. Whether it’s breaking down the week’s dumbest headlines or diving into nostalgic nonsense, this show is your backstage pass to living like a baller — even if it’s just in your earbuds. Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheBallerLifestyle Subscribe for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

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  • Creator
    TheBallerLifestyle.com
  • Years Active
    2014 - 2025
  • Episodes
    599
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    Explicit
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    © Brian W. Beckner
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