Everyone please, pull up a seat at our table of fuckary for this wild ride. We saved one chair at TSS for each of the three “houses” of Denver Comedy Clubs. It’s riff or be killed, in a new survival-style…okay enough of that. Now that I have your attention, the only real power that this ‘Trilateral Commission’ holds, is the power of self-awareness. Or at the least, enough of it to know our low placement on the totem pole. To call us: underlings is a misnomer, to be frank; but luckily, Frank isn’t on the Commission. Both making their long-anticipated & triumphant return on InTALLerable. Ready for more delicious smoked chicken wings, I can’t help but feel fortunate to get us all together with Grant Lucas on production, for a record-breaking episode. First, a well-loved bartender from the Denver Comedy Underground, he was recently ‘passed’ at DCU and his headshot hangs on their roster wall of comics, known for his physical size, so much so that it’s in his name, but you might just know him from his drop on our soundboard, don’t forget — he’s educated: 'Big' Mike Long! Last, but only because that’s the order he was born in & where he chose to sit on the show, from the Denver Improv, always eager to let a man flashing a badge walk-on-by, he is almost always almost awake, so you really have to clap for him, folks: Josh Beaver! Follow them on social media — Big Mike @Black_Hagrid — Josh Beaver @BeaverComedy_ If you get the chance to watch them perform stand-up, don’t miss it. I mean it. In fact, please skip any show I might be on, to go see either of these gentlemen, instead. I’ll understand. Everybody gets to see the uncut glory of EATIN’ with Big Mike & Josh for this episode. This is a free preview of what you would get for all our episodes, if you were one of our supporters over on Patreon.com/InTALLerable For the cost of the cheapest rack of beer (if you sub for 1 year), you will help us stay 100% ad-free & now if you join, we will send you your pick of our first run of merch. Ever. Humble beginnings, but we gotta start somewhere. If you’re already a supporter, bless you. You make this show possible, we make it InTALLerable. FO & BW 0:00 — Guest Intros 2:00 — Mike's never flown 4:45 — White Pilot Dads 7:30 — Josh Flying Story 9:00 — Robots fly the plane? 14:00 — Seeing Big Mike in Action at DCU 16:45 — A lineup in the Nuggets section 19:00 — Brands should jump on Beaver! 21:30 — Bad stuff might work better 23:30 — The Files 25:00 — Built on evil & immorality 27:00 — Kabal & Black History 29:30 — “Are we allowed to say Mossad?” 34:00 — Living in ‘Idiocracy’ 37:15 — Safe Phrase against AI Fraud 39:00 — Bounty Hunters at the Improv 47:00 — Beaver’s ‘1 year of gay’ 48:30 — “Always inflate the numbers” 50:30 — EATIN’ 1:22:45 — After-Hours Show 1:23:15 — Wing Review! 1:26:00 — Going for a Record 1:27:30 — Why do they?? 1:31:00 — Edgelords 1:34:00 — Sean is “cooked” 1:36:45 — Big Mike Rant 1:39:00 — Totem Pole 1:43:00 — DMX speaks through Grant 1:44:00 — Big Mike tough Wing Review 1:46:00 — Big Mike’s Sound Drop 1:49:00 — Roasting Beaver 1:51:30 — Beverages at DCU 1:53:00 — Worst time to be a peasant? 1:54:30 — After-After Hours Show 1:55:00 — Wearing a Dress Pays Off 1:57:30 — Robert Johnson 1:59:15 — Would Beaver Sell his Soul? 2:01:15 — Speculation & Ignorance 2:04:00 — When Bounty Hunters Come 2:06:30 — We are a “Waste of Energy” 2:10:00 — The show: Grant & the 3 Funny People 2:12:00 — Clean up vomit, be the feature, etc. 2:14:00 — Mike kills mid-shift 2:16:45 — Earning your soul (in comedy) 2:21:00 — You can do your ‘N’ set whenever! 2:26:00 — “What’s it called.. Inside.. Baseball???” 2:28:30 — New CO Bill legalizing prosty 2:31:00 — Beaver’s Generation is cooked 2:35:00 — Big Mike not built for Rogan 2:40:00 — Late shows 2:42:30 — Mike’s Stephen A. Smith story 2:44:00 — Stephen Segal: Team Captain for ICE 2:47:30 — Peasant Podcasting & Stand-up Priests 2:52:30 — ‘Heighting’ 2:55:15 — Plugs 2:56:00 — FO & BW