Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Gabby is an absurdist/genius/artiste just in time for the death spiral of late stage capitalism. Would love to smoke a cigarette with her à la “Heathers” when the asteroid hits.

This podcast is so fun and wonderful.

HOW do you people listen to this? This sounds like a combination of SNL’s Girl-You-Should-Never-Start-A-Conversation with and the random crazy lady on the bus complaining about chemtrails

I’ve been a card-carrying Gabby Stan since the dawn of time (or at least since she graced our screens with her unhinged charm), but this podcast? This podcast has unlocked a whole new level of devotion. We’re talking full-throttle, can’t-stop-listening, laugh-so-loud-my-downstairs-neighbor-thinks-I’m-having-an-episode devotion. (Welcome to NYC, where walls are thin, and personal space is a myth.) Gabby’s brain is a labyrinth of brilliance, sarcasm, and existential hilarity—crafted by the comedy gods and delivered in speech cadences that could power a metronome factory. Her topics? Unhinged and yet so on point. Her under-the-breath remarks? A masterclass in high-IQ snark. Her ability to weave together a thought so chaotically yet cohesively? Borderline sorcery. Listening to Long Winded is like stepping into a world where brutal truths are delivered on a bedazzled platter of self-awareness and wit—only Gabby could make reality checks feel like a spa day for the soul. Her run-on sentences alone should have their own fan club. So brava, KWEEN! Rise, reign, and ramble on—we are here for every last winded, wonderful second.