No Contact

DSP Podcasts
  • 5.0 (8)
  • Comedy

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

  1. 5d ago

    "You Flushed a Purell Bottle Down the Toilet" w/ Dylan Adler

    This is the most fagg*ty episode yet. Dylan Adler (The James Corden Show) comes on to tell a story of a former roommate at NYU who cut him off - but before that we laugh for 45 minutes about a mutual drag queen friend in Tokyo, and after that we stop crying laughing to cover an actually very intricate multilayered human story about standing up for yourself in a majority white comedy environment in a very heartfelt moment. My alarm goes off throughout this entire episode because we had to record early (1pm) and Dylan keeps burping because he’s a top - if you’re an f slur you get it. Follow Dylan: https://www.instagram.com/dylanadler_/?hl=en Follow Hay: https://www.instagram.com/haybeacon/?hl=en Produced by DSP Studios in LA Send us your No Contact stories! nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

    "You Flushed a Purell Bottle Down the Toilet" w/ Dylan Adler

  2. Aug 25

    "Use it!" w/ Ruby Karp

    Ruby Karp (Veeps) is a multi-talent but I guess just not signing according to her… she comes on to share her experience at the world renowned performing arts school LaGuardia and what some might consider abusive (but effective….) tactics used on children to get the best emotional performance out of them. I never thought it was that hard to make a 14 year old cry personally but it’s great to hear how much thought went into it, particularly from one teacher who bullied Ruby from the first day of school. Please tune IN for her special “I Don’t Trust Adults” on Veeps out September 10!

    "Use it!" w/ Ruby Karp

  3. Aug 18

    "My Male Presenting Parent Ain't Sh*t" w/ Peter Kim

    Peter Kim (A Nice Indian Boy) comes on to talk about going no contact with his dad for being a scrub basically. We talk about asking for your parents to divorce for Christmas, being gay in San Francisco during the Great Recession, seeing a psychic that went him to a volcano in Hawaii, the way we both came out on stage, how to handle the funeral when your no contact parent dies, and producer Anya gives us tea on how to maximize free samples at Whole Foods in this economy.

    "My Male Presenting Parent Ain't Sh*t" w/ Peter Kim

  4. Aug 11

    "Gay DV in the Attic" w/ Danielle Perez

    Danielle Perez is an actor & standup comedian who regales us with the era in which gay guys were constantly crashing on her couch. This former best friend no contact story touches on besties not paying rent, gay alcoholism, fashion design, RuPaul’s Drag Race, local drag, cops and LA Fashion Week catches some strays - and a surprise twist or two tbh. And we name names!!!! We also talk about picking blackheads on lovers and the future of Threads and how both are being taken over by AI. Follow Danielle on IG: https://www.instagram.com/divadelux Submit your stories to for us to read anonymously on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com Support us on Patreon!

    "Gay DV in the Attic" w/ Danielle Perez

  5. Aug 4

    "ButcHer, I Hardly Know Her" w/ OJ Stellar

    OJ Stellar (Download Comedy) tells us about being visited in a dream the night before recording by her cannibal ex. She details meeting seeing a practicing warlock around town, to entering a relationship where he drank her menstrual blood, the spells he cast on her after their breakup, to having to get a restraining order against a him for being a cross-faded cannibal. There’s also a follow up tale about being groomed by a psychic and ending up with the cannibal boyfriend on a sex host with swinger cops. Also OJ makes me tell a story about getting lost at Burning Man as a child. I love this episode! OJ’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/ojstelllar?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NoContact YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoContactPod

    "ButcHer, I Hardly Know Her" w/ OJ Stellar

  6. Jul 28

    "Grandpa Clapback" w/ Daniel Webb

    Daniel Webb (Don’t Tell Comedy) is the funniest person in the world because and mostly cuz they’re gay from Texas. Daniel initially came on to discuss going no contact with MAGA family members, but also vaping their way into the emergency room, being on a gay cruise that got turned away at not one but TWO borders in the Mediterranean, which is also Trump’s fault, and being a gay witch in Texas. Plus our Listener Letter this week somehow becomes about 9/11!

    "Grandpa Clapback" w/ Daniel Webb

  7. Jul 21

    "The Weapon was the Man Himself" w/ Christabel Williams

    New Zealand musician Christabel Williams gives us personal tell-all of meeting someone on Tinder, that turned into being a victim of underage s*x trafficking. We touch on female conditioning, how being victimized upon turns you against your own best interest, and the mindf*ck of believing you deserve to be hurt and how s*x negativity ultimately leads us to protecting our abusers. She details the psychological journey of being an adult who later turned to s*x work again, and her reflections on her time in the industry she’s now gone no contact with. We also discuss her beautiful music career and time on the TV show Popstars (spoiler alert she won!!!!) This is a really special episode, and honored Christabel chose No Contact to share her story. Listen to Christabel’s music!

    "The Weapon was the Man Himself" w/ Christabel Williams

  8. Jul 14

    "Be More Bi" w/ Charmeé

    Charmeé (Good Bi podcast) has not one but TWO dramatic gay no contact roommate stories - one with a creepy white WeHo gay guy struggling with his own identity, and the other a classic homoerotic living situation gone wrong. We discuss tokenization, unchecked misogynoir in gay spaces, and how “The L Word” made her queer. Hay also shares some parallels about a creepy Berkeley Lena Dunham-ass former roommate and then accidentally calls Charmeé bi-curious and is still sorry xoxo Listen to Charmeé’s podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/58x1b0WNbUo8FWXBKgL4Rs?si=ecbaf105c1754462 Order her book here: https://www.partytrickpress.com/confessions-of-a-bisexual-product-page?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio Follow Charmeé here: https://www.instagram.com/bi_astrology?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

    "Be More Bi" w/ Charmeé
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About

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

Information

  • Creator
    DSP Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © DSP Podcasts 2026
  • Show Website
    No Contact

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