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No Return The NoReturniverse
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4.9 • 7 Ratings
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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier ZhouEnjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out: [https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
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The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!
Send us a Text Message.Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric: Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteCole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek: Dylan S...
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1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?
Send us a Text Message.Hey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played b...
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2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City
Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secre...
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Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 1
Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya?Then you have been paying close attention!Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Ice Cream Seller - Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
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3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur
Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five' a comedy 'superhero...
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Bonus Content: The Regiment at Daya: Part 2
Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur.Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Warlord Captain - Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
Customer Reviews
Innovative storytelling and a big world
This show has one of the most chaotic [affectionate] release schedules but each of the ongoing arcs has something unique to offer and gives you a different angle on the world-building. Sometimes gut wrenchingly funny, sometimes grounded, it keeps you on your toes!