Penny Men

Penny Men

Penny Men is the podcast starring Ben, Tom, and Gregory: three experts on cartooning, storytelling, and having a good time! We give a penny for our thoughts, and throw in our two cents, as we tackle new topics and writing pitches every week!

  1. #112 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 4)

    4D AGO

    #112 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 4)

    Hour four of "The Life and Times " is where things officially get unhinged! The Penny Men pick up exactly where they left off and begin reinforcing the Mario timeline with fresh cartilage, connective tissue, and possibly forbidden star magic! Using Tom’s original 12-issue framework as the skeleton, Ben arrives with a week’s worth of lore research to rebuild Mario history by eras, not just games! In this episode, we tackle: The Seven Star Children: MarioLuigiPeachDonkey Kong (and yes, Cranky)Bowser (surprise!)Yoshi (which one? several!)Wario (the odd man out)!Yoshi Discourse (Brace Yourself) Adult Yoshi vs. Baby Yoshi vs. Egg YoshiStar Child Yoshi vs. Tribe of YoshisDe-aging, egg imprisonment, and disappearances“Mama Luigi” finally makes sense (kind of)!Royal Bloodlines & Power Plays Mushroom Kingdom politicsKoopa ambition and arranged marriagesMario as secret nobilityPeach as an alien/star princess/adopted monarchDK, Yoshi, and Bowser as rival kings-in-waiting!The Real World Era Why Mario, Luigi, and Wario grow up outside the Mushroom KingdomStorks, adoption, and Italian familiesForeman Spike: worst dad, best villain originCement factories, pie jobs, and resentment arcs!Big Lore Questions We Absolutely Try to Answer Why Bowser is hunting babiesHow time works in the Mushroom KingdomWhy Cranky ages and Mario doesn’tWhether Paper Mario counts (jury’s out)How to turn all of this into a coherent comic series!It’s Mario lore as epic fantasy, dynastic tragedy, and workplace comedy! Stars fall! Eggs hatch! Princes gets sent to Brooklyn! Welcome back to the cartilage bucket!

    43 min
  2. #111 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 3)

    APR 13

    #111 - 'The Life and Times of The Super Mario Bros.' Pitch (Part 3)

    The Penny Men continue their increasingly unhinged attempt to construct a unified Mario canon! Picking up right where we left off, Tom unveils Issue #9 of his 12-issue “Life and Times of Mario” epic, covering: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show eraThe plumbing yearsThe celebrity yearsAnd the strange liminal period where Mario and Luigi are hanging out with wrestlers, sad-eyed orphans, and Rip Van Winkle while destiny quietly assembles an army against them!While the Brothers live their dream in Brooklyn: Princess Peach is thrust into leadershipBowser consolidates powerWart mobilizes the 8-Bit GangCaptain Syrup mocks everyone from the sidelinesAnd Toad accidentally sparks an international villain summit after immediately losing the Kingdom’s most powerful artifacts!Along the way, the Penny Men: Definitively establish the Three Donkey Kongs Theory (and finally put the Pauline confusion to rest)Untangle Yoshi canon, Star Children, time travel, and baby kidnappingsDecide how The Super Show, Mario 3, Captain N, and the pipes between worlds actually workDebate whether Bowser is a self-made tyrant, a failed diplomat, or bothAnd explore the moment when every separate Mario storyline finally begins to converge!This is the episode where everything starts coming together — heroes drifting back toward the Mushroom World, villains choosing sides, and one final warp pipe preparing to swallow the Mario Brothers for good!!

    1h 2m

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Penny Men is the podcast starring Ben, Tom, and Gregory: three experts on cartooning, storytelling, and having a good time! We give a penny for our thoughts, and throw in our two cents, as we tackle new topics and writing pitches every week!