Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok

Alex Ledine
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Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok

From Wolverhampton to Bangkok, two world travelers present to you the most entertaining but least educational podcast about living and travelling in Asia and Bangkok. Here to provide weekly coverage of the very best (and worst) Thailand has to offer. Mostly nonsense with the odd bit of useful information, this certainly isn't a podcast about temples and Buddhas. You will however get recommendations on the best snacks in 7-Eleven and best place to find a Singha. Think more Karl Pilkington, less Michael Palin.

  1. JAN 24

    #36 - Thailand Misconceptions

    0:00 74th Best Podcast in the World 2:36 Christmas in UK VS Thailand 4:18 Panang ranks as 4th best dish in the world?! 8:37 AI is taking over supermarkets 10:00 Avoid this when you go for a massage 12:48 Thailand misconceptions 12:25 Pickpockets Run Amok 15:19 Buckets Ice and Amphetamines? 16:46 All temples are the same 18:25 Don't Drink Ice 20:01 All Thai's Use Chopsticks 20:44 Legal Corner - Going topless is Illegal? 26:00 7-Eleven Content

    27 min

  2. 06/17/2023

    #35 - Fish and Chips in Thailand are rubbish

    00:06 - Fish and Chips in Thailand it rubbish 03:04 - Why don't Thai people knock the door? 03:55 - English builders vs Thai builders 10:00 - YouTuber Lord Miles now captured by the Taliban (Not funny) 12:40 - China is worse than 1984 now... 16:02 - Jail time for scaring Chinese chickens 17:30 - Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to suck his tongue 22:03 - Indonesian breaks penis after perfoming worlds most dangerous sex position (we don't know the position) 22:14 - Farang raft rescued in middle of ocean (stupid) 22:48 - Why are sex toys considered obscene objects in Thailand? 23:28 - More naughty monks 25:08 - Are British people racist for saying "going for a Chinese"? (they aren't) 26:17 - Please don't get buses in Thailand (unless you have no money) 27:00 - Did you know this about 7-Eleven motorway services? (anoying) 27:50 - Thailand PLEASE STOP ADDING SUGAR 30:55 - Is it legal to be this hot? (technically yes) 33:10 - Thai motorways are mayhem 36:36 - Sh*t loads of ways to use the words sh*t. Literally sh*t loads. (not a joke) 42:50 - Thai influencers don't know anything about cheese 45:30 - Jerk off karaoke still going strong

    53 min

  3. 06/11/2023

    #34 - The problem with Thai hospitals

    0:36 - The problem with Thai hospitals 8:00 - Unlimited wine and tapas for under 100 baht 10:40 - Soi dog finds bag of 1000 meth pills in Sattahip 14:20 - Good luck tree gives Thai lottery numbers for 6,000,000 baht 17:40 - April fools day is illegal in Thailand 20:00 - Why Thais might not like farangs (Pattaya) 23:15 - Anyone fancy Pad Krapow flavored condoms?

    44 min

  4. 05/16/2023

    #33 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)

    1:00 - Everyone is dying 2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok? 3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap) 15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous? 15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians? 8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd 11:55 - Blowjob classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps 15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed! 17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran 19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet 22:00 - Free food hack 23:45 - Asians love to be pale, westerners like to be darker 27:25 - Why is foreign accent syndrome always a Chinese accent? 30:10 - Is it normal to drive you taxi driver around? 32:20 - A.I. answers Who would in in a fight between a Sumo and Muay thai fighter? 33:30 - A.I answers what to do for songkran 36:00 - A.I. answers best place to celebrate Songkran 42:40 - A.I. answers the best cities in Thailand 45:00 - A.I.'s Thailand quiz 47:10 - Do Thai people hate Pad Thai?

    49 min

  5. 04/04/2023

    #32 - Thailand is not cheap

    1:50 - Why do Thai people love sweet food? 4:20 - This is the last thing I want when I'm eating my sushi in Ekkamai 6:20 - Far East News - Some good news and some bad news about the missing radioactive cylinder 12:10 - Do NOT tell Thai immigration that you're a Crypto millionaire 13:20 - This is the last thing that you want to happen if you bungee jump in Pattaya 21:00 - You don't want to see this lying on the ground 24:25 - When you come to Thailand - DO NOT fist fight with monkeys on Koh Phi Phi 25:35 - Why are Thai people so impolite? 29:10 - Is it okay to chop off peoples nobs if they say it's okay? 32:20 - The biggest myths about Thailand according to A.I. 36:25 - Are Thai police corrupt? 39:35 - MYTH - Thailand is a cheap destiniation

    54 min

  6. 03/27/2023

    #31 - Turns out A.I is racist

    2:30 - Living in Thailand on Western Time 3:37 - I bought a bottle of piss for 40 baht 6:00 - Good idea for a film written by a little Thai kid 7:20 - The problem with writing futuristic things FAR EAST NEWS 11:00 - Chinese man stole $24 then hid in a cave for 14 years 13:50 - Should we let Bronson out of prison? 15:21 - Popular female biker unmasked as 50-year-old Japanese man 19:00 - When is Sixties fashion coming back? 20:20 - Should we save tigers? 22:10 - Pandas are pathetic 24:40 - If you find a radioactive cylinder, then don't open it. 26:05 - Thai health and safety 29:55 - Greta Thunberg is up to her old tricks again 23:30 - The reason why the Australian accent is so slurred 35:15 - Chinese holidays are even worse than Thai holidays 38:55 - Asians are overworking 42:00 - A.I is Racist 44:55 - Sex is always the driving force behind technology

    48 min

  7. 03/21/2023

    #30 - DO NOT to look for a holiday romance in Thailand, says A.I.

    3:50 - Levels of hotel in Thailand 5:40 - The problem with Thailand plug system 6:45 - Thai businesses with English names 8:40 - Should you speak in a Thai accent when using English words in Thailand? 10:00 - Thai Language Barriers - English phonetics 11:00 - What is wrong with Thai Taxi drivers? 13:00 - Do taxi drivers rip you off? 18:30 - Far East News: Weird Chinese zoo 19:45 - Far East News: Tesla fails in Thailand 20:50 - Far East News: I was served THIS on Japan Airlines! 21:50 - Far East News: Chinese livestreams are gettign too sexy 23:00 - Far East News: Elephants hijacking trucks in Thailand 25:50 - Far East News: How North Korea commited the largest car theft in history 26:20 - Far East News: Free condoms in Pattaya 26:40 - Far East News: Anti-pervert flamethrowers in China 27:25 - Far East News: Stay away from fish balls in Thailand 29:00 - Has anyone seen Bongo Bert - Thailand Expats Facebook group 32:40 - Farang News: Internet kissing machines 38:10 - AI tells us what the best thing about Thailand is 41:00 - AI tells us what the worse thing about Thailand is 42:45 - AI says DO NOT to look for a holiday romance in Thailand 44:45 - Thailand is terrible for queueing

    48 min

  8. 03/01/2023

    #29 - 9 Reasons why Japan is better than Thailand

    1:00 Never use Booking.com 3:20 Do sniffer dogs get addicted to drugs? 4:10 Arms dealers getting caught out by declaration forms 6:30 Do Japanese girls have big t**s? 8:30 Blokes can sexualise anything 11:10 Is Japan, Germany and France full of perverts? 13:50 Chimpanzee strikes back 14:25 Chinese mom not happy with virgin son 13:20 Thai "meatball" factory shut down 16:00 Japanese breeding visa 16:30 Japanese finds 7,000 new unknown islands 17:25 Man loses custody of daughter for using Alexa app to monitor her 19:35 Woman starts breathing at her own funeral 20:20 Namibian counciler names Adolf Hitler 21:50 Why you shouldn't m********e in video calls 22:30 Are Japanese people more into Anal? 25:05 9 Reasons why Japan is better than Thailand 29:50 9 Reasons why Thailand is better than Japan 39:40 Worst Chiang Mai Expats comment of the week 42:10 "Why American people eating fried mobile phone?" 43:40 "Elephants are vehicle type animals" 46:15 "New" worst type of farang in Thailand

    54 min
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    From Wolverhampton to Bangkok, two world travelers present to you the most entertaining but least educational podcast about living and travelling in Asia and Bangkok. Here to provide weekly coverage of the very best (and worst) Thailand has to offer. Mostly nonsense with the odd bit of useful information, this certainly isn't a podcast about temples and Buddhas. You will however get recommendations on the best snacks in 7-Eleven and best place to find a Singha. Think more Karl Pilkington, less Michael Palin.

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