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Audrey and Mara
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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Mara (she/they) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us

  1. قبل ٦ أيام

    Bird Crimes

    So she gets to be the plane, and what, I get to f**k the plane? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Beta Dratchet, Wheeljack in name only, rarely seen alternate modes, unethical bird surgery, Soundwave being so cool, Bulkhead's no good very bad day, how to make an elite goon, the return of Stinky Energon, soldier bonding, cliffhangers, and rare ships. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  2. ٢٣ مارس

    Starscream Big Guy Pants OK

    This week Transformers Prime begins its flirtation with simultaneous storylines with a series of four episodes all starting with the letter T. Is this finally the upswing in Starscream's arc? What does Vogel's twitter look like? The answers might surprise you. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; New York City, ludicrous sewer tunnels, Arcee's autism, big meaty bots slappin' metal, Starscream's dinky little scooter, and what the underground sweeper train would transform into. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  3. ١٦ مارس

    9/12: The Sequel To 9/11

    ...so all those Starscream clones for sure banged before that mission, right? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Starscream's propensity for cloning, Bulkhead's willingness to kill, Megatron's eagerness to kill Starscream specifically, Airachnid being a certified FREAK to the very end, filling your car up with ketamine, self driving warships doing 9/11, who would f**k their own clone, and looking forward to an excellent arc of episodes. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  4. ٩ مارس

    Boot Boys Aren't Human

    This week we cover two episodes...technically. One of them is a clip show with an epilogue to the previous episode attached to it. Look, the budget demanded it, alright? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Sylas' gaming setup, Nemesis Prime as an evolving concept, Steven Spielberg's Duel, surprising Twin Peaks connections, the purpose of clip shows, the Ernie Hudson appreciation hour, and some terrible boss stories. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  5. ٢ مارس

    Go My Goon Scarabs!

    Prime keeps the momentum rolling with two more episodes of action, intrigue, betrayal, and murder. RIP Breakdown, you may have been tough, but even you can't fight budgetary constraints. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; the late great Tony Todd, Seaspray the wrecker, Megatron being an actual menacing villain for once, Ragebaiting My Fat Breakdown Part 20 (Final), Airachnid's femdom powers, the nadir of Starscream's horrible week, and Megatron's insistence on having a weird psychosexual tension with his second in command. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  6. ١٦ فبراير

    Dude Where's My T-Cog?

    Prime season 2 keeps on rolling with the excellent two part story "Operation Bumblebee". Has anyone noticed that this show is pretty good? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Starscream's continued slide into loserdom, well written human characters, getting your kidney stolen by Clancy Brown, team ups where nobody likes each other, Starscream's snatched waist, Optimus' hands being too big for Ratchet's insides, and the flawed disability allegories of the early 2010s. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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  7. ٩ فبراير

    Amnesiac Situationship

    After two years of being away, we are finally returning to Jasper, Nevada. Transformers Prime season 2 kicks off with a banger of a three part premier, full of intrigue and character drama and high stakes action. You know, the stuff that didn't exist back in the 80s. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Peter Cullen's performance as Orion Pax, Soundwave's aura farming capabilities, Megatron's inexpert gaslighting techniques, Optimus' love of endangering children, Starscream being pathetic while still maintaining his menace, and how nice it is to have normal human characters again. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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    It Was Peak

    As we say goodbye to the rotten year of 2025 (good riddance), we must also say goodbye to the greatest season of television ever created. G1 season 2 is an entirely unhinged, nonsensical, at times funny on purpose (but usually not) clusterfuck of a show. It is the true essence and embodiment of Reagan era toy commercial tv in all the best and worst ways. So as we dread the barbaric yearly tradition of crushing thousands of New Yorkers under the Ball, we reminisce about peak, give out some awards, and announce where this podcast's next stop is going to be. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Mara (she/they) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us

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    Audrey and Mara
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