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Audrey and Mara
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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Mara (she/they) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us

  1. 15 июн.

    Well That's Just (The Second Season Of) Prime

    Prime Season 2 is in the rearview, and it was quite the ride! We talk about the highs, the lows, the massive amounts of Vehicon violence (which isn't a war crime because they aren't people). This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; end of season awards, RID 2015 slander, stupid sexy Shockwave, the show just being Good, and announcements for the next season! Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 2 мин.

  2. 8 июн.

    F****n' On The Big Autobot Symbol

    You ever just sitting around docking with the fellas when you get your Omega Keys all tangled up? No? Just me. Whatever *blows up your secret base*. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; debate over Dreadwing's purpleness, mandated cringe compilation viewing, Megatron's inability to hold on to any big boy troops, MacguffinMania, comparing and contrasting a good Prime with a bad one, Starscream and Megatron's changing dynamics, explosive divorces, and f****n' on the big Autobot symbol. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 24 мин.

  3. 1 июн.

    #AlphaTrionIsOverParty

    Things get WILDLY out of hand in this one. We apologize in advance. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; a return of cool fight scenes, Smokescreen's true destiny (as a key mule), Alpha Trion's strange tastes, kink meme origins, knock_out_(TFP) stuck_in_wall free_use vehicon_(TFP), Starscream finally pulling out a win, Star Trek TOS fisting, and just...a whole lot of absolute filth, frankly. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 3 мин.

  4. 18 мая

    Daddy?

    This week the show briefly becomes obsessed with magical swords and loopholes around enchantments, and despite one of the episodes being named 'Alpha/Omega' we manage to only make a single Omegaverse joke! This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; burger crimes, Excalibur cheat codes, bandicootmaxing, Optimus becoming daddy, Megatron's creative problem solving, particle effects, magical weapons throughout fiction, Medieval fujoshis, and sword dates. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 6 мин.

  5. 11 мая

    Weed That Makes You Straight ft. Sam

    Friend of the show Sam joins us this week to talk about his special guy Smokescreen joining the main crew just in time for some fairly gruesome body horror courtesy of our favorite war criminal Silas! This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; getting military recruiters out of schools, The White Joker, the Bumblebee-Hot Rod spectrum, backronyms, microaggressions galore, tips and tricks for being the new guy, fun with geography. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 35 мин.

  6. 4 мая

    Gregory Berrycone

    This week is all about the tough questions. Will vengeance ever right the wrongs that have been done to you? How can things ever be the same again? How do you carry grief when it threatens to strangle you? When is the right age for a teenage girl to take her first life? How many grenades does it take to deal with a swarm of goonbeetles? If Shockwave is so scary, why am I a little turned on? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Revengeance, intra-factional bigotry, Miko's lackluster bedside manner, Shockwave getting jacked, employment finding woes, and real Gregory Berrycone moments. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 38 мин.

  7. 20 апр.

    Bird Crimes

    So she gets to be the plane, and what, I get to f**k the plane? This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Beta Dratchet, Wheeljack in name only, rarely seen alternate modes, unethical bird surgery, Soundwave being so cool, Bulkhead's no good very bad day, how to make an elite goon, the return of Stinky Energon, soldier bonding, cliffhangers, and rare ships. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 7 мин.

  8. 23 мар.

    Starscream Big Guy Pants OK

    This week Transformers Prime begins its flirtation with simultaneous storylines with a series of four episodes all starting with the letter T. Is this finally the upswing in Starscream's arc? What does Vogel's twitter look like? The answers might surprise you. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; New York City, ludicrous sewer tunnels, Arcee's autism, big meaty bots slappin' metal, Starscream's dinky little scooter, and what the underground sweeper train would transform into. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1 ч. 8 мин.
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Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Mara (she/they) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us

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    Audrey and Mara
  • Годы выхода
    2021 - 2026
  • Выпуски
    166
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    С ненормативной лексикой
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