Best friends Jessica Rowland and Jeanne Goshe discuss their problems, your problems, and consistently problematic advice from early 2000's Cosmopolitan magazines. (Theme music by: Westbow https://westbowmusic.bandcamp.com & Juracan https://juracanpdx.bandcamp.com)
Nudity is not a problem for me
Topics include puzzles, massages, Nextdoor, stealing cars, friendship, Bridgerton, #nomakeup, nudes, staring at babies, guns, and potatoes. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine encourages us to go to the opera and drink lots of juice in order to get...
Free Britney, Bitch
Topics include driver's tests, trumpets, the movie Castaway starring Tom Hanks, vagina hair lasers, snow days, the Britney Spears documentary, skinny jeans, soggy jeans, and yoga pants. Plus, we learn 2 mindblowingly stupid tricks to “make him ACHE for...
Mark Zuckerberg Was Very Unfair To Me
Topics include Facebook, Doogie Howser, M.D., smoothies, GameStop, ring lights, Thinx poison panties, anti-vaxxers, Honda Civics, learning to stepparent, Vanna White, Mitt Romney’s hair, and marriage resumes. Plus, a 2003 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us...
What would Lady Gaga do?
Topics include Larry King, tiny foods, giant hoodies (Part III), dry streaks, Shake Shack, more senseless tattoos, the national anthem, the New York Times, and how to know when you need a divorce. Plus, 10 things you should NEVER do in your guy’s pad,...
Unimaginable. Disgraceful. Shocking.
Topics include giant hoodies (Part II), bone broth, the 1 Second Everyday app, seasonal depression, being rejected by Matt LeBlanc, saying adieu to Parler, the insurrection, and fighting over NFL football. Plus, we give you 3 out of the 50 Ways To Be A...
What did Alec Baldwin know and when did he know it?
Happy new year! Topics include giant hoodies for tiny little babies, Jeanne's new favorite food, the sexy side of the Great British Baking Show, having a personality on ANTM, Juice WRLD & know-it-all old men, how to take nudie pics, and Hilaria...
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Every episode is a gem
I laugh, I cry, I cry-laugh. Every episode is just as great as the last. I feel like I’m hanging out with my two pals just talking about stuff, except I just listen.
If this is raised wrong, I’m glad I wasn’t raised right.
Feeling like you’re sitting in the closet, laughing along side two besties is everything. I love a podcast where I’m right in on the jokes and feel like I’m laughing right along with them.
I hate most podcasts but this one is very fun. The hosts have great chemistry and their show is structured which makes it easier to listen to. I’ve laughed out loud to myself listening to this several times. Five stars.