Rat Girls

Abigail Jensen (Vibe Slut)
  • 4.7 (38)
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In Rat Girls, a comedy podcast, host Abigail Jensen discusses the good, the bad, and the ugly of all things girlhood. This Podcast is for all the girlies scurrying through life who don’t have it all together but know it’s ok to not be perfect. Because perfect is boring, being feral is way more fun. Each week, Abigail covers a different topic, sometimes joined by guests, and dives into issues facing women every day. Nothing is off-limits. When the impossible expectations of being a girl seem too much, Abigail is here to navigate it with you and encourage you to embrace your inner rat.

  1. 1D AGO

    How to Help When Things Feel Helpless

    In this episode, we are talking about how to help Gaza. Just because there is a ceasefire does not mean the trauma and suffering are over. We speak to Operation Olive Branch, which works with partners to get aid directly to the people of Palestine. Operation Olive Branch: https://www.instagram.com/operationolivebranch/ Perinatal Project Operation Olive Branch: https://www.instagram.com/amani.alkahlout/ Pal Humanity: https://www.instagram.com/pal.humanity/

    35 min

  2. NOV 4

    Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?

    In this episode, we are covering the Vogue article by Chanté Joseph, "Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing now?" We talk about boyfriends stealing their girlfriends' aura, having to compromise your morals for a man, why this culture shift happened, how to be your own person in a relationship, not doing things because social media says to, living life for yourself, the generalization of men, how Instagram affects relationships, and more.  We also nibble on being a dog mom, taxes, vet bills, Live Laugh Love, billionaires, SNAP benefits, RHOSLC, etc.

    37 min

  3. OCT 28

    The Key to a Happy Marriage, BJ Tips, Booty Stuff Aftercare, Chronic UTIs, and more!

    This week, I am answering your questions! I answer: What is the key to a happy and healthy marriage? How do I get over kink shame? What books are you reading? What is the best way to give a bj? Have you ever had a threesome? What do I do about UTIs? Do you identify as neurodivergent? What are the best tips for booty stuff aftercare? What is your favorite movie? We also nibble on Jumanji, bed death, The Gottmans, How to fight, Bridge Kingdom, ADHD, hemorrhoids, Dancing with the Stars, etc. Codes from the episode:  Cheex: VIBESLUT  LEESA: Abigail50  Happy v: HAPPYVIBE

    39 min

  4. OCT 21

    The Horrors of Dating and How to be a Final Girl with Rory Uphold

    Rory Uphold, author of A Final Girl's Guide To The Horrors Of Dating, joins us to talk about the ups and downs of dating and what she has learned from her experiences! We chat about debunking traditional dating advice, how women can become the choosers, when to leave a relationship, how to take autonomy over your dating life, how to get rid of a limiting belief system, how to heal from SA and feel empowered moving forward, and how to learn to fall in love with yourself!  TW: We talk about our SA experiences and how we moved forward from them.  We also nibble on the ick, horror movies, our SA stories, Scream, Chappel Roan, concert culture, sunscreen, and more.

    1h 9m

  5. OCT 14

    S*x, Witchcraft, and Rock N’ Roll with GG Magree

    GG Magree, whose new album SPIT LOVE comes out Oct 22, joins us to talk about sexuality and creativity! S8xuality inspires creativity and vice versa. And when you learn to step into yourself and find your stride, you become completely yourself and unlock your creative potential! We touch on how you deserve to take up space creatively, sexually, and personally. And we touch on how you get to the place where you are completely comfortable being yourself. We also nibble on pole dancing, horror films, being bi, the spirit world, ghosts, Benson Boone, AI, Sabrina Carpenter, and Gossip.

    59 min

  6. AUG 26

    What Men Think About During S*x pt.2

    This week, my husband Jesse Townes joins me to talk about what men think about during s*x. We answer: Men, why don't you make any noise? Speak up!, Is it true that when you are in doggy, you think about other girls?, Do you have to go somewhere else mentally to finish?, What is going through your head when you are f!ngering me?, What does it mean when a guy doesn't make eye contact during s*x?, How long is too long to go without s*x in a relationship?, Do you judge how our vulv@s look?, and do you care if there is a little poop during booty stuff? We also nibble on sm*t books, Quicksilver, responsive desire, male insta-cart drivers, plantains vs bananas, Hercules, Disney and more.

    53 min

  7. AUG 19

    What it Feels Like to Be Fetishized with Kaila Yu

    Kaila Yu, author of the newly released book Fetishized, joins us to discuss the fetishization of Asian Women in the Western Media. We cover the 2000s as problematic,  Memoirs of a Geisha, how stereotypes affect mental health, dating, and building up your self-esteem after being fetishized, the nuance of sexualization, and more.  We also nibble on being a foodie, LA restaurants, Emily Ratajkowski, Sabrina Carpenter, the empathy crisis, menopause, not being honest about plastic surgery, etc.

    51 min

  8. AUG 12

    No Bullsh*t Fitness Advice

    It's just me this week, and I decided to put my Personal Trainer Certification to WORK and talk you all through some no bullsh*t fitness advice because I am tired of seeing people who do not know what they are talking about share info on working out. I walk you through the lies influencers are telling you, the secret to being fit, what workouts you should be doing, and the mind-muscle connection, how to apply things you learn practically, fitness goals for all levels, habit stacking, all or nothing mentality, how to eat for your fitness goals, breaking out of the binge/restrict mentality, finding balance and more!  We also nibble on being in front of the camera, celebrity feuds, Las Culturistas, Love Island, and the Disney College Program.

    44 min
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About

In Rat Girls, a comedy podcast, host Abigail Jensen discusses the good, the bad, and the ugly of all things girlhood. This Podcast is for all the girlies scurrying through life who don’t have it all together but know it’s ok to not be perfect. Because perfect is boring, being feral is way more fun. Each week, Abigail covers a different topic, sometimes joined by guests, and dives into issues facing women every day. Nothing is off-limits. When the impossible expectations of being a girl seem too much, Abigail is here to navigate it with you and encourage you to embrace your inner rat.

Information

  • Creator
    Abigail Jensen (Vibe Slut)
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    90
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Rat Girls
  • Show Website
    Rat Girls

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