Reverse Jackass

Nick & Evelyn

When an American and Canadian risk it all to bring peace between their forced-together-by-geography situationship. 

  1. 6시간 전

    Ep31: Nick out-narcs the defense lawyer; Evelyn breaks down snow day politics.

    Nick learns the hard way that you should never say “Where’s a cop when you need one?” out loud, because the universe will take it as a legally binding request. A pair of cars are street racing, a head-on crash happens, and Nick becomes an accidental teen narc. Months later he's still dealing with court continuances, missed school, and a defense lawyer who tries to gaslight him in the waiting room. Evelyn follows with a passionate explanation of snow days: the pure dopamine of “no kids are coming” (especially when you haven’t left the house yet), the thrill of checking the predictor site, and the sacred rite of texting every teacher friend like it’s Christmas morning. But the wish turns rotten when it’s a Friday PD day snow day, aka “Congrats, you got the day off… except you didn’t, and you also lost your prep, and now your life is ministry-mandated PowerPoints, three cheers for literacy..." Before you go: we want your best accent attempts. Record a quick voice memo doing your best Canadian accent (if you’re American) or American accent (if you’re Canadian). One sentence with as much chaos as you can cram in there. If you need a prompt, say: “I failed 13th grade and it was a real slap in the bum for my mom.”  Email it to reversejackass@gmail.com and we'll play it on a future episode. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

    38분
  2. 4월 9일

    Ep29: Nick tells the story of his 3rd-worst neighbor; Evelyn shuts down Christian comedy hour.

    Nick launches this episode of the RJP with Part Three (or maybe Part One? It's all TBD at this point) of a potential worst-neighbor-ever trilogy: a restaurant owner who tried to annex the building’s gorgeous plant-lined corridor as his personal patio, break room, and smoke lounge. After the landlord, the fire marshal, and basic zoning rules all tell him “no,” the restaurant owner pivots to his backup plan: turning the hallway into a rotating exhibit of fryer oil, cardboard, and wine in a garbage bag. Evelyn then shares a story from her teaching days where two grown men pull a little after-hours “prank”: one corners her alone in a classroom with intense, targeted religious interrogation vibes, and the other appears like it’s a magic trick. Surprise! It was all for laughs! (Translation: it wasn’t.) Evelyn follows up the way an adult should have to zero times in her life by paying one of the teachers a little visit, names how inappropriate it was, and politely informs him that scaring colleagues for sport is a great way to land yourself in HR. Two countries and one shared lesson: sometimes peace talks are nice, but sometimes the most Canadian-American unity you’ll ever experience is simply agreeing on this sentence: don’t be a douchebag. TEXT US!...and we'll respond, because that's the kind of people we are. ============= Want to get in touch with Nick & Evelyn?  Email them at reversejackass@gmail.com

    28분

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When an American and Canadian risk it all to bring peace between their forced-together-by-geography situationship. 

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