Shitpost Mortem

Amy and Beth

A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth

  1. 5d ago

    Great British Jerk-Off / Cowboard / Sucking Poop out the Mouse

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: potluck biodiesel bus Single-use headlight using PLA filament as a fuse cowboard (keyboard for cows) sucking poop out the mouse Great British Jerk-Off   binmode STDOUT, ":utf8"; # Eggbug # cowfile by @amypercent $the_cow =

  2. Jul 19

    Oops! All Weezer / Mandatory Toilet Login / C**t Morse Code

    Guest: Lexi Darling! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Toilet you have to log in to use flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) dating site that matches based on same mental illness c**t morse code game like Satisfactory but with Chinese milking machines Check out these cool links: https://lexidarling.bandcamp.com/ https://bsky.app/profile/lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social

  3. Jul 14

    Prog Rammer / Q-tip Ear F*****g Machine / Blood Keyboard

    In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as  rubber chicken fleshlight game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner prog rammer Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge naming your son "Richard Fagg" qtip ear f*****g machine (from Alice) programming language that evaluates the 🇳🇴 emoji as false 2FA code that's valid for 1 second Instant panic attack Check out Alice's work here: https://deathgenerator.com/#galleryaverlong.com Amy's MIDI thing: https://amypercent.codeberg.page/soundshapes/

  4. Jul 5

    Anal Smoke Doctor / Jordan Peterson Batman Villain / Rubber Ducky You Can Fucky

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) rubber ducky you can fucky smoking a joint with your ass daedric baby names

  5. Jun 27

    Cum Pewter / Simpsons Porn / Simlish Disease

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever Ulysses video game cum pewter Mr. Burns Rule 34 Head phones (one by each ear) Simlish Bangers Links! https://reccanti.art/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjrh-vbgmYE&pp=ygUZbGFzdCBmcmlkYXkgbmlnaHQgc2ltbGlzaA%3D%3D

  6. Jun 14

    Clown Nipples / Smoking Dandelions / Inflatable Iceberg

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties Ash on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

  7. Jun 7

    Region-Locked P***y / Amiibo Surgery / Self-Deprecating Code

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: region-locked p***y Implant that unlocks a chastity cage self-deprecating code Becoming an amiibo pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh Check out these cool websites: https://www.powercat.org/ https://kleinletters.com/ https://blambot.com/

  8. May 31

    Penis Shock Collar / Onion Toothpaste / X-ray Tape

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social

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About

A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth

Information

  • Creator
    Amy and Beth
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Shitpost Mortem