Shut Up, Bitch!

Shut Up, Bitch!
  • 5.0 (10)
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Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now. 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com

  1. 4d ago

    Children’s media that traumatized us

    Hiiii!! This week we discuss children’s media that traumatized us when we were young millennials, Provolone’s flea problem, and we read your guestbook comments! We always love reading your email and comments so send us more! New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠⁠ Bluesky: ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠ Twitch: ⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠⁠ John:⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠⁠ Tyler: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠⁠ Visit our website  ⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠⁠  Apple Music: ⁠⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠

    30 min

  2. Jun 16

    We’re allowed to be gay for one month this year

    Hi gay!! Happy Pride! This week John uses his very creative brain to make his own take on generic Pride posts. Tyler shares what he believes are under-appreciated gay icons, and they both discuss what Pride means to them by turning it into a truly terrible acronym. Did you know it was John’s birthday recently too? Be sure to wish him a happy birthday!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod ⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod ⁠ Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com⁠ Twitch: ⁠https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/ ⁠ John:⁠ https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone ⁠ Tyler: ⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler ⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord ⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 ⁠ Visit our website  ⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com ⁠ Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25⁠  Apple Music: ⁠https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl ⁠ About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at ⁠shutupbitchpod.com/credits ⁠

    31 min

  3. Jun 9

    Are gay people allowed to be basic?

    Hiiiii! Apparently there's a whole conversation about whether gay podcasts are "f** slop" now, so naturally we had to weigh in. We get into whether two gay men talking about fuzzy bellies is hurting anyone, and the very real crime of taking creep photos of strangers at the gym. Plus Tyler code switches for his cat, tells a fishing story that nearly killed him, and somehow ended up in the marketing for a horror movie.  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website  https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits

    27 min

  4. Jun 2

    Blind boxes are teaching kids to gamble

    Hey girl. The squishy bao bun trend has gotten out of hand, a mom stole her own kid's glitter dumpling on camera (jail), and kids are getting 2nd degree burns from putting squishies in the microwave. OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!! Plus, Tyler is voicing a penguin in a film festival pilot, airport lounges are a scam, and we explain why coming out and dating someone 20 years older are basically the same thing.  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website  https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~ Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits

    27 min

  5. May 26

    Nintendo Direct is treating us like babies

    Hiii!! A Star Fox 64 remake has been announced for Switch 2 and the Nintendo Direct video is annoying! We discuss this and the new character designs, which (let’s just say it out loud) are less hot now. We also talk about children getting SCAMMED on TikTok live so make sure you spam those galaxies or whatever. Plus, e-mail and guestbook comments! Bye! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website  https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at https://shutupbitchpod.com/credits #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #nintendodirect #starfox64

    28 min

  6. May 19

    Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?

    John thinks sex is disgusting so let’s talk about it. He also shares a crazy experience he had while riding through Los Angeles in a driverless car that freaked him out. Tyler goes to his first ever vogue ball and talks about how important lgbtq+ subcultures like ballroom are for the queer community. Did you know Tyler can vogue the house down boots? Just kidding haha wow there’s no way you thought that I mean look at him (he wrote this btw). ***  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com John:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits  #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #shutupbitch

    30 min

  7. May 12

    Age of Attraction made us grateful to be gay

    We watched Age of Attraction, a Netflix show where singles connect without knowing each other’s ages, and have thoughts about how absolutely insane straight people are about marriage. Also: Tyler went to Hawaii, accidentally stayed at a Mormon hotel, and we got into it about why holding hands in some places still feels political. Did you know there's a whole ass Mormon town in Oahu? Who knew! Chapters 0:17 - Intro 0:30 - Welcome back / Hawaii recap 1:15 - Age of Attraction is crazy 2:58 - Straight people are weird about marriage 6:31 - Tyler went to a wedding and was the life of the party 8:57 - Name that tune? 11:45 - What John was up to (not much) 13:25 - Hawaii road rage!!! 17:50 - Tyler accidentally stayed in a Mormon town 22:04 - Straight privilege! 24:01 - Bye girl! ***  Follow us! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod  Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ShutUpBitchPod/  John: https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone  Tyler: https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler  Got a question? Need advice? Email us! hi@shutupbitchpod.com  Join our Discord https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4  Visit our website https://www.shutupbitchpod.com  Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25  Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/library/playlist/p.5PG54Q5iO3AxYgl  About the show Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~  Full credits at shutupbitchpod.com/credits  #gaycomedy #lgbtpodcast #queerpodcast #shutupbitch

    25 min

  8. May 5

    Ambitious but stupid 💀

    Hello!! Bit of a shorter episode today since Tyler is going on vacation in Hawaii! We talk about surfing, John can’t stand how Tyler references songs in a different key than they were written, and we discuss fun things to do in Long Beach! (Well, we try to…we don’t leave our usual stomping grounds). Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.com John:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/johnjsalomone⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tyler:⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/shutuptyler⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out our Website! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.shutupbitchpod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Got a question? Need advice? Need a friend? Email us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hi@shutupbitchpod.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ About the Podcast: Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie- two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. Every week we spiral through pop culture, internet weirdness, nostalgia, the dumbest corners of queer life, and the sheer absurdity of being alive right now, all for your listening and viewing pleasure~

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About

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now. 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com

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  • Creator
    Shut Up, Bitch!
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    71
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Shut Up, Bitch!
  • Show Website
    Shut Up, Bitch!

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