Shut Up Simon Simon U.
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Life's hard. So what? Comedian Simon U. offers profound and arguable useless wisdom for anyone with time to kill. New episodes every Monday.
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Momma's Bando ft. Chike Robinson
Folks in the hood(speaking to my ninja's) need therapy the most. Just go see somebody. I swear even tho it's a lot of "therapy talk" in this episode, you will laugh your a$$ off. I'm not sure if any of the platforms care if you curse in the description but all the brand-building videos on youtube got me shook. This week comedian, writer, animator Chike Robinson pulls up. I promise ya'll will enjoy the next 45 mins. We talk about the Migos, how to do w/ separating from your homies, selling boo...
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Mulatto Propoganda ft. @talentharris
Why do the top 3 biracial rappers all have white mommas? Comedian Talent Harris pulls up to answer this question. We also discuss the best way to lie to our future kids in the age of endless information.IG: @talentharrisIG: @shutupsimonpod Twitter: @simonuforrealWatch this episode on Youtube.
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Box Me Please ft. @electra_telesford
DID YOU MISS ME???? It's been a while. R.I.P Paul Mooney. His conviction to not just his truth but the truth is the reason he is so respected and coveted. While I was gone I celebrated my two-year stand-up anniversary. I thought I would've been touring the world playing blues harmonica by this time. My homie Electra(@electra_telly) pulls up cuz she's been in the game about the same amount of time. She's already famous. If you're in Brooklyn, on Wednesdays and want a place to go that wil...
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Ain't Nothing Special About Being Special ft. @jachukuomotayo
One time I got mistaken for Pharrell & Bruno Mars in the same day. Okay, maybe not "mistaken for," but I was told I looked like them. They don't even look alike. I thought I was special, but really, I just fit the short light skin, archetype. But that's cool too, both them fools got Grammys. This week my fashion homie @jachukuomotayo pulls up & we dispel the myth of originality. IG:shutupsimonpod & @jachukuomotayoTwitter:simonuforrealWatch us on Youtube
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Don't Leave Your Partner 'Cuz They're a Six
What if somebody told you that they could give you everything you ever wanted? They promised you, that over the course of your lifetime, all of your wildest dreams can come true. All you had to do was shake their hand and maybe work a little harder but that's about it. You agree, and when you go to shake hands with them, their hand is covered in sh-t? We will always get what we want, never how we want it. IG:shutupsimonpodTwitter:simonuforrealWatch on Youtube.
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Cone Thugs-N-Harmony ft.@MattMiggz
A whole lot of jokes this week, with a pinch of life-altering information. I pulled up on @mattmiggz this week to see what's taking him so long with the best album the world has ever seen. We also revisit the most offensive names from Flavor of Love, & Ray-J's show where he was looking for a hoochie. People forget that's Brandy's brother.We forty episodes in. I love all ya'll musty a$$e$IG: @mattmiggzIG: @shutupsimonpodTwitter: @simonuforrealhttps://youtu.be/4ry8SmY1xY4
Customer Reviews
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I genuinely love the podcast my guy! So proud of the work you’re doing. Keep going!
I love the content!
I first saw my guy promoting the podcast on Instagram. Told myself, bet, gotta check this out. Took me a while but I finally got around to it. I’m HOOKED. Simon is entertaining and I will definitely stay up to date. Keep going!
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Great content, topics, & humor. Genuinely entertaining & I don’t get tired of his voice. ASMR sensation?