Smith and Hazel

Joey Bags

Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

  1. (Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

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    (Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

    Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff. Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!! From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.” Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed. They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy. #ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLight

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  2. (Ep 35) Burger Wars, Frat Nicknames & The Legend of One Wipe Man 🍔🍻🧻

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    (Ep 35) Burger Wars, Frat Nicknames & The Legend of One Wipe Man 🍔🍻🧻

    Send us Fan Mail The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food.  Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones. Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nicknames back in their fraternity days. What starts as a simple origin story quickly spirals into a tour of some legendary frat characters, questionable hazing traditions, and the kind of stories that only make sense when you were there (and probably drunk). From there the crew debates where this chaotic group of former degenerates would actually go if they planned a trip together and calls out the one member who refuses to read because, apparently, books are dumb. The nonsense keeps rolling as the guys draft their Zombie apocalypse teams, each picking three fictional characters they’d want by their side when the world goes to hell. That leads into creating the Justice League of the worst superpowers ever, featuring unforgettable heroes like One Wipe Man. They wrap things up with a surprisingly heated debate about what they would give up first for $10 Million? Cell phones, video games, shaving, deodorant, or eating out. The answers get weird, the logic gets questionable, and someone’s hygiene definitely takes a hit. It’s a chaotic trip through burgers, brotherhood, bad powers, and billion dollar hypotheticals. #College, #BigArch, #ArcRaiders, #TheBoys, #OneWipe

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  3. (Ep 34) Shuck Around and Find Out: Pocket Dogs & Bad Decisions 🦪🌭🍻🎰

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    (Ep 34) Shuck Around and Find Out: Pocket Dogs & Bad Decisions 🦪🌭🍻🎰

    Send us Fan Mail This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember? Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwiches, the guys wonder if their stomachs will ever truly recover. Also, how much did that shucking knife actually sell for ?! Because apparently oyster festivals also double as knife auctions. The night wraps up exactly how you’d expect with a trip to the casino so Joey the degenerate can donate his paycheck. Then Hoosier pivots into his comfort zone, serial killers. He breaks down the dumbest ways they have been caught, throws out some wild statistics, and somehow this conversation leads to the unforgettable legend of the nipple belt. To close out the show, Joey brings a couple internet gems to the table: • An Italian wrestler who the guys think should lean way harder into the stereotype and they generously offer some marketing ideas. • And a clip from The Burnt Peanut playing a game called Burgling Gnomes which leaves Hoosier absolutely stunned and questioning reality. Oysters, bad decisions, serial killers, and gnome crimes Just another normal episode  #DayStrider, #Duhitdown, #Theburntpeanut, #Burglingnomes, #EdGein

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