Smith and Hazel

Joey Bags

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Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

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(Ep 40) The Snack Draft: Kiper, Chaos & Creme Pies 🏈🥧🎙️🔥

Send us Fan Mail The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates about which draft prospects definitely smoke the most weed and hilarious stories from drafts of their own past. Then things take a turn nobody saw coming with a full 10-round snack food draft. War rooms panic, strategies crumble, friendships are tested, and the biggest question of all emerges...was Doritos really the obvious #1 overall pick, or did a dark horse steal the board? From heated debates to shocking reaches, the snack draft gets serious fast, especially when oatmeal creme pies somehow become the MVP of the night. To settle the chaos, AI Mel Kiper steps in to grade the draft classes and the results are absolutely shocking. The episode wraps up with a classic AITA segment because apparently there wasn’t enough controversy already. #NFLDraft, #MelKiper, #LittleDebbie, #Doritos

1시간 6분
4월 20일

(Ep39) The Manhood Ruler™ (No Taffy Tips Allowed) 🍆📏

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff. Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!! From there, things spiral into a full blown deep dive on… well, let’s just say anatomical records and why Hoosier somehow knows way too many details. Eventually, they attempt to steer the ship back to listener feedback, only to discover it’s mostly people correcting Joey’s version of reality. Shocking no one, multiple stories, including the toga party and bonfire incidents are officially walked back due to “creative memory.” Naturally, the guys squeeze in another “Chevy Chase is a nightmare” story, because that’s basically tradition at this point. Hoosier takes a brief detour into UFO territory (because of course he does), and somehow Arc Raiders comes up again, this time highlighting Joey as a full-blown liability who gets his own teammate killed. They wrap up this beautiful disaster with tattoo talk including worst spots, most painful spots, and what questionable ink their currently rocking. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it might be their least educational episode yet. Enjoy. #ManRuler, #JonahFalcon, #ArcRaiders, #CoorsLight

59분
4월 13일

(Ep 38) Zack Morris Is Trash & So Are We (Who the Hell Is Canoe Reeves?) 😂🔥🤷‍♂️

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier vs. PoopyButthole saga in Arc Raiders. From there, they head down a nostalgic rabbit hole with the legendary “Zack Morris Is Trash” debate. Is Zack actually the worst for faking a wheelchair and completely taking advantage of Kelly Kapowski? The guys break it all down. Naturally, this spirals into some questionable self reflection as they revisit their own trashy college behavior...think 976 numbers, bad decisions, and credit card regrets that still haunt them. They wrap things up with a fun conversation around celebrity feuds: who’s actually a huge a*****e, who just gets a bad rap, and most importantly, who the hell is “Canoe Reeves”? It’s a wild one this week — don’t miss it. #ArcRaiders, #Savedbythebell, #976, #Canoe

1시간 12분
3월 30일

(Ep 37) Unicorn Farts, Useless Apps & Unbelievable Names ✨📱😆

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover. From there, Hoosier spirals into the chaos of the guys’ phones. What useless apps are clogging up their screens? Does Joey ever open his health app, or is it just there for decoration? And more importantly why does Hoosier need an app that alerts him when raptors are attacking? The real mystery though does Joey secretly own a sex Roomba? The search for Poopy Butthole continues in this week’s SOS segment, because some journeys simply can’t be abandoned. Things get even more unhinged as the guys play a game trying to guess which absurd athlete names are actually real. Dick Pound, Dong Dong, D’Brickashaw… you truly won’t believe which ones made the cut. They wrap things up with a little Oscars talk mostly centered around movies Joey has absolutely, definitely, never seen. #Oscars, #UnicornFart, #Roomba

1시간 4분
3월 23일

(Ep 36)Hoosier’s Heated, Joey’s Scissoring & AITA Gone Wrong 🎧😳

Send us Fan Mail This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier gets fired up (as expected) over the listener comparing IU basketball to Notre Dame football, and let’s just say he’s not having it. The episode rolls into a brand new Arc Raiders segment called Shoot on Site (SOS), where the guys call out all the in game rats who deserve zero mercy. From there, it’s a chaotic run through a stack of AITA scenarios, everything from pizza party etiquette to some wildly unhinged situations you won’t see coming. Somewhere along the way, Joey attempts to define scissoring, Hoosier puts him on the spot with a grocery price quiz that Joey absolutely bombs, and the episode wraps with Hoosier reading Joey’s horoscope, which hits a little too close to home. It’s all over the place in the best way from sports, nonsense, gaming, and just enough chaos to keep you questioning everything. #ArcRaiders, #Scissoring, #MarchMadness, #AITA

1시간 5분
3월 16일

(Ep 35) Burger Wars, Frat Nicknames & The Legend of One Wipe Man 🍔🍻🧻

Send us Fan Mail The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food. Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones. Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nicknames back in their fraternity days. What starts as a simple origin story quickly spirals into a tour of some legendary frat characters, questionable hazing traditions, and the kind of stories that only make sense when you were there (and probably drunk). From there the crew debates where this chaotic group of former degenerates would actually go if they planned a trip together and calls out the one member who refuses to read because, apparently, books are dumb. The nonsense keeps rolling as the guys draft their Zombie apocalypse teams, each picking three fictional characters they’d want by their side when the world goes to hell. That leads into creating the Justice League of the worst superpowers ever, featuring unforgettable heroes like One Wipe Man. They wrap things up with a surprisingly heated debate about what they would give up first for $10 Million? Cell phones, video games, shaving, deodorant, or eating out. The answers get weird, the logic gets questionable, and someone’s hygiene definitely takes a hit. It’s a chaotic trip through burgers, brotherhood, bad powers, and billion dollar hypotheticals. #College, #BigArch, #ArcRaiders, #TheBoys, #OneWipe

1시간 12분
3월 9일

(Ep 34) Shuck Around and Find Out: Pocket Dogs & Bad Decisions 🦪🌭🍻🎰

Send us Fan Mail This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember? Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwiches, the guys wonder if their stomachs will ever truly recover. Also, how much did that shucking knife actually sell for ?! Because apparently oyster festivals also double as knife auctions. The night wraps up exactly how you’d expect with a trip to the casino so Joey the degenerate can donate his paycheck. Then Hoosier pivots into his comfort zone, serial killers. He breaks down the dumbest ways they have been caught, throws out some wild statistics, and somehow this conversation leads to the unforgettable legend of the nipple belt. To close out the show, Joey brings a couple internet gems to the table: • An Italian wrestler who the guys think should lean way harder into the stereotype and they generously offer some marketing ideas. • And a clip from The Burnt Peanut playing a game called Burgling Gnomes which leaves Hoosier absolutely stunned and questioning reality. Oysters, bad decisions, serial killers, and gnome crimes Just another normal episode #DayStrider, #Duhitdown, #Theburntpeanut, #Burglingnomes, #EdGein

57분
3월 2일

(Ep 33) Fat Shaming, Fry Rankings & Fear Boners 🍔🍟😱😂

Send us Fan Mail This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revelation about Hoosier dipping his fries in things that absolutely do not belong near a potato. From there, the guys take a quick detour into their ongoing love affair with Arc Raiders, breaking down why they’re still all in and what’s got them hyped lately. It’s brief, it’s nerdy, it’s necessary. Next up is the upcoming Delaware Oyster Eat Festival trip. The real question isn’t about oysters, it’s whether the boys will see more than two women the entire weekend. Odds are discussed. Confidence levels are low. Hoosier then unveils his latest Walmart discovery which is Yellowstone branded frozen meals. Yes, that Yellowstone. Based purely on the photos and the names, they attempt to rank the meals without tasting a single bite. The confusion peaks at “Poblano Mac and Cheese.” What is it? Why is it? Does anyone know what a poblano actually tastes like? No research will be done. Somewhere in the chaos we also learn that Beth Dutton gives Joey a fear boner a revelation no one was prepared for but everyone now has to live with. They close things out on a wholesome note, sharing the podcasts they’re currently listening to because at the end of the day, beneath the fry rankings, oyster anxiety, and frozen cowboy cuisine… they’re just two guys with microphones trying to figure it out. Unhinged. Hungry. Slightly afraid. #arcraidersnation, #fastfood, #oystereat, #Fearboner

1시간 11분

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Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ Just a little peek under the tent... It’s like eavesdropping on your favorite group chat—if your group chat had questionable opinions and zero fact-checking. The guys are warming up. You’ve been warned.

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A fun, easygoing podcast

Two middle-aged dudes, a fridge full of beer, and no business having a podcast.

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