Solid C+

Elizabeth Murphy
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This will be a a blunt, sarcastic, funny, shit show of a tale about my fight against breast cancer at 24 years old. Yep, I said 24. But, aside from cancer, I'm still a Gen-Z girl, so you know I've got some thoughts on our world. Buckle up.

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    Exploding Scars

    I am so glad that people are finally recognizing my celebrity status.  Please send thoughts and prayers for my impending camera shoved up my a*****e moment.

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    SOS @ My Skin

    Radiation is finished, vibes are mediocre, and I'm hitting the streets of Boston again.  Except not because Omicron is here and has made her presence known.

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    Psychoanalyze Me

    Everyone in this world needs a Nespresso, you're welcome in advance.  Have you ever gone through life and realized the whole world has seen your t**s?  No?  Just me?  Okay, cool.

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    Where is Harry Styles?

    I can't shit, I can't sleep, and I can't feel my t**s.  Send emotional support dogs please and something to help me shit because good lord!

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    A Month of Shit

    Bed pans are not made for ladies like me.  Also, what kind of drugs do they put in the anesthesia that makes you want to order $65 Nordstrom PJ's, just wondering.

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    NSFW

    I got needles shoved in my face so you know that shit is about to get good.  Buckle up and hold on to your zucchinis.

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    Catapult to Hot Dogs

    Do Olympic gymnasts have to deal with an episode of diarrhea for a week long straight?  Didn't think so.  One day I'll learn how to do a triple twisting back flip.

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    Literal Shitshow

    Stop what you're doing and listen to my life after having been shitting for an entire week straight.  Send good vibes, tequila, and black and white cookies.

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حول

This will be a a blunt, sarcastic, funny, shit show of a tale about my fight against breast cancer at 24 years old. Yep, I said 24. But, aside from cancer, I'm still a Gen-Z girl, so you know I've got some thoughts on our world. Buckle up.

المعلومات

  • صناع العمل
    Elizabeth Murphy
  • سنوات النشاط
    ٢٠٢١ - ٢٠٢٢
  • الحلقات
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  • التقييم
    فاضح
  • حقوق النشر
    © Elizabeth Murphy
  • موقع البرنامج على الويب
    Solid C+