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Elizabeth Murphy
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This will be a a blunt, sarcastic, funny, shit show of a tale about my fight against breast cancer at 24 years old. Yep, I said 24. But, aside from cancer, I'm still a Gen-Z girl, so you know I've got some thoughts on our world. Buckle up.

  1. 30/01/2022

    Exploding Scars

    I am so glad that people are finally recognizing my celebrity status.  Please send thoughts and prayers for my impending camera shoved up my a*****e moment.

    18 phút

  2. 28/12/2021

    SOS @ My Skin

    Radiation is finished, vibes are mediocre, and I'm hitting the streets of Boston again.  Except not because Omicron is here and has made her presence known.

    15 phút

  3. 01/12/2021

    Psychoanalyze Me

    Everyone in this world needs a Nespresso, you're welcome in advance.  Have you ever gone through life and realized the whole world has seen your t**s?  No?  Just me?  Okay, cool.

    17 phút

  4. 05/11/2021

    Where is Harry Styles?

    I can't shit, I can't sleep, and I can't feel my t**s.  Send emotional support dogs please and something to help me shit because good lord!

    16 phút

  5. 27/09/2021

    A Month of Shit

    Bed pans are not made for ladies like me.  Also, what kind of drugs do they put in the anesthesia that makes you want to order $65 Nordstrom PJ's, just wondering.

    17 phút

  6. 12/08/2021

    NSFW

    I got needles shoved in my face so you know that shit is about to get good.  Buckle up and hold on to your zucchinis.

    16 phút

  7. 30/07/2021

    Catapult to Hot Dogs

    Do Olympic gymnasts have to deal with an episode of diarrhea for a week long straight?  Didn't think so.  One day I'll learn how to do a triple twisting back flip.

    16 phút

  8. 23/07/2021

    Literal Shitshow

    Stop what you're doing and listen to my life after having been shitting for an entire week straight.  Send good vibes, tequila, and black and white cookies.

    16 phút
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Giới Thiệu

This will be a a blunt, sarcastic, funny, shit show of a tale about my fight against breast cancer at 24 years old. Yep, I said 24. But, aside from cancer, I'm still a Gen-Z girl, so you know I've got some thoughts on our world. Buckle up.

Thông Tin

  • Nhà sáng tạo
    Elizabeth Murphy
  • Năm hoạt động
    2021 - 2022
  • Tập
    19
  • Xếp hạng
    Thô tục
  • Bản quyền
    © Elizabeth Murphy
  • Trang web chương trình
    Solid C+