Stomock

capnstomock

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MUSIC

Real music, real bad, in real time.

11/14/2024

Cowboy Joe

Riding in from the untamed western regions of The Healing Power of Stomock, Cowboy Joe has an important lesson to learn. Guest starring a poorly imitated Sam Elliott. Cowboy Joe The open plain the great divide the amber grains the cattle drive the mountain snow the endless sky coyotes call as you pass by a dusty trail a steady gait a rattlesnake lies in wait Hey, Cowboy Joe, riding the roan, lonesome and saddlesore. Pull the reins, Cowboy Joe. Make your own way. You don't have to be a metaphor. A silver cape A techno beat Fishbowl stacks Upon your feet Dipping snuff Carrose coupé Not quite straight Not quite gay City or country Alone or with friends Ain't nobody Gonna fence you in

2 min
11/11/2022

Homeschool Mom: Sharia Law

Announcing the debut album from Homeschool Mom, a devout group of southern evangelical christian folks who do not judge you. In Sharia Law, they tell of the absolutely real threat which is ever-current, ever-threatening, and ever-totally-real: Sharia Law. It's in that neighborhood. Over there. You know the one. We can't go there.

2 min
11/03/2022

Happy Birthday, Ike

He did and he does.

1 min
10/17/2022

They're Doin It (Homeschool Mom)

The ultraconservative evangelical band Homeschool Mom's first release revisits a favorite conspiracy theory from a few election cycles ago. I'm sure they still believe this but they've moved on to more fashionable conspiracy theories for the current election cycle.

3 min
03/28/2021

Bible Belted

From Gut Work and from our hearts, this song speaks to and from our hearty, healthy upbringing. Swing back, my friends.

3 min
09/20/2017

Gut Work

Featuring the deep-gut vocal stylings of Tall Paul.

3 min
03/26/2015

M-ma

And here's the song in the original English. Enjoy the slightly-off shaker, the many many layers of slightly off vocals, and the excessive echo that makes it art.

3 min
03/26/2015

M-ma and Umlaut

First we had M-ma, a ditty with an unreliable narrator, then we had Umlaut, the same ditty rendered in unreliable German. Here's the latter. It's the song that sees noTHING, Naaaah-THING!

3 min

Real music, real bad, in real time.

Creator

capnstomock
Years Active

2006 - 2024
Episodes

41
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

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