Works Every Time

Works Every Time
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

  1. -4 j

    Our Pitch for a WNBA Team in Austin (feat. Fuzzy Khilji)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW FUZZY:https://www.instagram.com/fuzzycomic/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:19 Beating your older siblings at games00:06:45 Justin's first 300 bowling00:09:58 White Islam is coming00:21:04 What makes a good man in 202600:27:40 Austin needs a WNBA team00:39:08 Best women's sports00:45:50 Bit Pitch LIVE from US Bank Stadium00:58:00 Leaving parties early01:01:21 Sports should be free______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass   @fuzzykhilji  #podcast #comedy

    Our Pitch for a WNBA Team in Austin (feat. Fuzzy Khilji)

  2. 20 juil.

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW YONDER: https://www.youtube.com/@yonderwizzerd https://www.instagram.com/yonderwizzerd/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys 00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show 00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce 00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill 00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass 00:30:33 The great cheese debate 00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret 00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage 00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch 00:48:32 Bit Pitch ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @yonderwizzerd #podcast #comedy

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

  3. 13 juil.

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:03:28 It's hot 00:08:10 The aftermath of 4th of July case race 00:14:22 Would you purge? 00:18:16 We found the real Love Island 00:24:13 4 midg*ts race a camel 00:25:05 FIFA red card scandal 00:29:10 The failed 250 state fair 00:36:31 Bit Pitch @ the 249th P Terry's 00:46:07 Jew or Goy? 00:48:14 An interview with Phillip Garcia 00:51:38 Justin saw a zombie 00:53:59 Phil's Larry David moment 00:57:02 Technology bad ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

  4. 6 juil.

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLT: https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:21 The brotherhood of the travelling joke 00:05:48 Helping Markus deal with the loss 00:17:55 Shoes on or off? 00:22:06 Justin's big break: Famous Footwear 00:27:50 Phil's bad jobs 00:31:21 R*tarded Rambo 00:35:18 Drinking on the 4th of july 00:43:13 Markus best Edward 40 Hands ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

  5. 29 juin

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW SKY: https://skmp.supercast.com/ https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/ https://www.youtube.com/@skykingsmentalplayground THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:09 Has Clavicular maxxed out? 00:06:29 Examining our genes 00:13:07 Our predictions came true 00:25:42 Markus has upgraded his life 00:32:44 Squirrel (and bird) corner 00:40:19 Mexicanmaxxing 00:43:40 Is this bullying? 00:46:09 Getting dark and deep ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @skykingsmentalplayground #podcast #comedy

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP

  6. 23 juin

    UFC at the White House was Weird (feat. Ramin)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW RAMIN: https://www.instagram.com/ramincomic/ https://www.youtube.com/@ramincomic THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:23 Markus went to the Germany game 00:19:45 UFC at the White House was weird 00:29:11 Weenier dogs are vicious 00:33:06 Living in your car 00:38:51 Ramin's experiment 00:54:08 Live, laugh, love ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @ramincomic #podcast #comedy

    UFC at the White House was Weird (feat. Ramin)

  7. 15 juin

    Moonshine and Pasture Parties (feat. Mason Smith)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MASON: https://www.instagram.com/masonsmithcomedian/ https://www.youtube.com/@masonsmithcomedy https://www.patreon.com/cw/masonsmithcomedy THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:42 Shout out the mom's of comedy 00:05:59 Addressing the haters 00:09:22 Moonshine and pasture parties 00:14:11 Is jungle juice racist? 00:16:34 Phil has been to joe exotics ranch 00:21:20 Birthday roasts 00:25:57 Markus' car is an experiment at this point 00:30:06 Mason wants to be a vampire 00:32:57 Scientology is a pyramid scheme 00:37:27 Lego scandal is Kony 2012 of today 00:44:07 We got Mason Chris Hansen for his birthday ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @masonsmithcomedy #podcast #comedy

    Moonshine and Pasture Parties (feat. Mason Smith)

  8. 8 juin

    We've Been Maxxing Our Whole Lives

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:28 Clock in, lock in 00:04:22 Justin's been maxxing his whole life 00:08:24 Weinermaxxing 00:18:54 Futuremaxxing 00:22:19 Vegasmaxxing 00:29:34 Deltamaxxing 00:35:34 Dubaimaxxing 00:37:38 Bitmaxxing 00:50:35 TimeTravelmaxxing 00:54:54 Cigmaxxing 00:57:04 Nostalgiamaxxing 01:03:29 Siblingmaxxing ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    We've Been Maxxing Our Whole Lives
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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  • Création
    Works Every Time
  • Années d’activité
    2024 - 2026
  • Épisodes
    136
  • Classification
    Contenu explicite
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