Works Every Time

Works Every Time
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

  1. 5 天前

    The DMT Dimension is CLOSED

    SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN The Green Room Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm 13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tokes-n-jokes-with-markus-olind-tickets-1997772232526?aff=oddtdtcreator&fbclid=IwY2xjawTqGnVwZG9mAWV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAGJyaWQRMVlNWm1EeG9yZUdVNUF3WVlzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEem4wybFDLd5zh8l0At_3gxsE6oFOGN2dcBVgBcYWh-bsH7x1cVVy7r4RtEZk_aem_0zcBN857mLQRmMGUSc1xCw MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:40 Last CD you listened to in your car 00:04:40 Arena rock at the dentist's office 00:08:14 Everything is a parody of a parody 00:11:23 Wasting water on stupid questions 00:17:19 The Sun isn't real and China doesn't have a billion people 00:30:34 Phil's India phase 00:36:40 The DMT dimension is closed 00:43:00 Markus hates Christmas in July 00:50:07 Why dogs love baby poop 00:53:44 There's no jokes left 00:56:48 Bit Pitch 01:03:42 Reverse cowgirling the toilet ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The DMT Dimension is CLOSED

  2. 8月10日

    The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

    SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN The Green Room Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm 13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA https://www.thegreenroom-austin.com/event-details/tokes-n-jokes-with-markus-olind-2026-08-21-20-00 SAUNA COMEDY SHOW Bathe Austin Saturday 8/15, 8-10pm 2922 East Cesar Chavez Street, Austin, TX https://sweatpals.com/event/wet-comedy-show-pyra-social-sauna-fdf620?utm_source=host_widget&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=host_769a79ca-3528-4b2c-8937-534221821150 JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:33 Clowning 00:05:47 Thank god w*ed is dangerous again 00:17:50 Justin's spectacular bowling injury 00:26:22 Breast health (feat. a woman) 00:31:01 Bit Pitch 00:48:46 Last year this week 00:50:53 Denzel is the perfect actor 00:55:22 Cliff hangers suck ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The War on Drugs is BACK ON!

  3. 8月3日

    Pleading the 5th, and why Chicago sucks

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:07 Phills trip to Chicago 00:07:00 Small World friendships 00:08 Unexpected Drinking 00:10:20 Why Chicago Sucks 00:20:10 Monster Trucks events over other events game 00:23:00 NASCAR explained 00:25:00 where do NASCAR drivers pee? 00:30:16 Calling NASCAR for ticket pricing 00:41:00 Phill witnesses a Terrorist announcement in the airport 00:43:00 learning how to say White guy in other languages 00:43:40 explaining Harry Potter and JK Rawling 00:49:27 Dr. Fauci and Covid pleading the 5th 00:55:00 Phill knows something we don't ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

  4. 7月27日

    Our Pitch for a WNBA Team in Austin (feat. Fuzzy Khilji)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW FUZZY:https://www.instagram.com/fuzzycomic/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:19 Beating your older siblings at games00:06:45 Justin's first 300 bowling00:09:58 White Islam is coming00:21:04 What makes a good man in 202600:27:40 Austin needs a WNBA team00:39:08 Best women's sports00:45:50 Bit Pitch LIVE from US Bank Stadium00:58:00 Leaving parties early01:01:21 Sports should be free______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass   @fuzzykhilji  #podcast #comedy

    Our Pitch for a WNBA Team in Austin (feat. Fuzzy Khilji)

  5. 7月20日

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW YONDER: https://www.youtube.com/@yonderwizzerd https://www.instagram.com/yonderwizzerd/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys 00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show 00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce 00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill 00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass 00:30:33 The great cheese debate 00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret 00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage 00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch 00:48:32 Bit Pitch ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @yonderwizzerd #podcast #comedy

    Romaine Calm and Don't Eat Lettuce (feat. yonderwizzerd)

  6. 7月13日

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:03:28 It's hot 00:08:10 The aftermath of 4th of July case race 00:14:22 Would you purge? 00:18:16 We found the real Love Island 00:24:13 4 midg*ts race a camel 00:25:05 FIFA red card scandal 00:29:10 The failed 250 state fair 00:36:31 Bit Pitch @ the 249th P Terry's 00:46:07 Jew or Goy? 00:48:14 An interview with Phillip Garcia 00:51:38 Justin saw a zombie 00:53:59 Phil's Larry David moment 00:57:02 Technology bad ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Algorithm Made Us Cry

  7. 7月6日

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLT: https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:21 The brotherhood of the travelling joke 00:05:48 Helping Markus deal with the loss 00:17:55 Shoes on or off? 00:22:06 Justin's big break: Famous Footwear 00:27:50 Phil's bad jobs 00:31:21 R*tarded Rambo 00:35:18 Drinking on the 4th of july 00:43:13 Markus best Edward 40 Hands ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    The Brotherhood of the Travelling Joke

  8. 6月29日

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP

    JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026 Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets! https://www.jokewrldfest.com/ (we will not be there but you should go) MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW SKY: https://skmp.supercast.com/ https://www.instagram.com/iamaskyking/ https://www.youtube.com/@skykingsmentalplayground THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:02:09 Has Clavicular maxxed out? 00:06:29 Examining our genes 00:13:07 Our predictions came true 00:25:42 Markus has upgraded his life 00:32:44 Squirrel (and bird) corner 00:40:19 Mexicanmaxxing 00:43:40 Is this bullying? 00:46:09 Getting dark and deep ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @skykingsmentalplayground #podcast #comedy

    Squirrels Are Evil | WET x SKMP
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

資訊

  • 創作者
    Works Every Time
  • 活躍年代
    2024年 - 2026年
  • 集數
    139
  • 年齡分級
    兒少不宜
  • 版權
    © Works Every Time
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    Works Every Time

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