45 episodes

Four incompetent FBI agents vent during their weekly meeting in a secure room. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The Bureau The Bureau

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 13 Ratings

Four incompetent FBI agents vent during their weekly meeting in a secure room. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

    Six Missing Knives

    Six Missing Knives

    It's a big day in the Vault: Casino introduces her new son to the podcast listeners. She asks the guys for help raising the baby, but unfortunately they're not totally sure the baby should live. Meanwhile, Bobby's investigation is starting to point to Kettle as a possible alien, and we learn that Kettle's doctor is not a doctor. Both Bobby and Corny recount odd experiences they had going home, with Bobby's man cave now a she shed, and Corny's house now a ghost host. The agents agree that they feel safest in the Vault, and may just live there permanently.....

    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

    • 31 min
    The Odd Passing of Time

    The Odd Passing of Time

    This week, the agent's come to the horrifying conclusion that time doesn't move at a normal rate when they're in the Vault.... after all, Bobby's suddenly out of touch with youth, Casino's missing issues of O Magazine, and Corny's mom is a year older now.  They try to focus on work, including Bobby's movie-related theories, Kettle's alien traps, and footage from the door cam. Plus, Mary the Google Nest witch has gotten into Taylor Swift, and the gang prepares the operating pool for the birth of Casino's devil baby.

    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

    • 35 min
    Terrance Hardly's Polygraph

    Terrance Hardly's Polygraph

    After squabbling about chores, the agents share their updates. Bobby is uncovering patterns among the Blu-Rays, and Kettle is administering polygraphs on his days off. Kettle plays a tape of a session with Terrance Hardly, who claims to have been to Area 51. Plus: Corny joins up as Kettle's apprentice once again; Casino asks the guys if they've ever seen Rosemary's Baby; and it's Kettle's birthday!

    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

    • 37 min
    Procrastinating

    Procrastinating

    This episode was recorded after another long week in the Vault, and the agents are not happy. They're thirsty, they have an unfair meal rota, the guys are treating Casino like their mom, and Bobby has developed some bad habits. The agents do a teensy amount of investigation into a strange catalog, looking for clues that it's for Martians, and hatch a plan involving the Google Nest.  But by the end of the episode, the agents have gone completely feral, and regress to talking about their favorite topic from episode one, their g******s.

    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

    • 26 min
    The Vault Hunters

    The Vault Hunters

    It’s season 6, and the agents have been reassigned (demoted) to the FBI's UFO Unit. We find out that Kettle is also testifying at the Depp vs. Heard trial; that Bobby's still in therapy; that Corny thinks there's something odd with the Google Nest; and that Casino doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is. The episode was recorded at the end of a five-day shift in the Vault, which is why the agents are so punchy and filthy, spending an inordinate amount of time describing their own, and each other's, g******s. 
    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

    • 28 min
    Casino and Corny's Wires

    Casino and Corny's Wires

    To record their last podcast episode of the season, the agents gather at Casino's house for coffee. The agents get an update from Bobby on his mental health, and the standard therapy he's done with Casino. Kettle then opens up about getting plastic surgery to make him look like an amalgamation of Dexter and Corny for his new undercover look. Casino plays a tape from her French/Jewish wedding day with the alleged murderer Chef Luc, which involved confessions, gunshots, cigarettes, stereotypes, wedding vows, and poems. The agents ask for their wedding gifts back. Lastly, Corny plays his recording, which captured his discussion with the Nature's Sunshine CEO Lula Pew and her two strange board members. This tape was weird. Kettle offers a toast to the season, then he and Corny leave Bobby and Casino to their safewords....


    Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.
    Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! 
    This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

    • 1 hr 5 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
13 Ratings

13 Ratings

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Great podcast

FINALLY, a podcast that breaks down the various merits and drawbacks of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren! #rockthevote

Ken4Bridge ,

The FBI Comes Clean

It’s 2020 and the FBI is bringing out their big guns to earn back the public’s trust. You’ll never fear taking a poly again after hearing this.

SDG the First ,

The Bureau.... season 1 Doctor of Lies

BRAVO!!
I learned so much today and I’d like to learn more.

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