The Fruit Flies

The Fruit Flies

Women... Named Brittany and Maria... They're Talking... About YOU New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Episodes

  1. May 26

    011: THE MEDIUM IS THE MASSAGE

    Featuring... Conchita Wurst LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together Materialists Bad. SATC Good. Netflix and chill Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece Have you ever had an unmediated experience Ze Catacombs of Paris Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent Massage Anecdotes AND MORE! ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    56 min

  2. May 20

    010: THE TECHNO PROBLEM

    Who is Bruno??? Giantesscore SW Musing Bad Margarita The Techno Problem Thank you gay nurse Gatekeeping IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens… Southern Hospitality Sharp cheddar...cheese... ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    59 min

  3. May 12

    009: IN MICHEL FOUCAULT'S BEDROOM

    Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring... France is gay, non? INTERIOR MOTIVES! Library Lovers F**k Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault Hobby People How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition Flea market hate crimes The Fun Police The personality disorder theory of nightlife Dungeon clothes from Ross: dress for less and more! ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    1h 2m

  4. Mar 29

    008: ST. PATRICK'S DAY WAS A RIOT

    Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope! Featuring… Maria’s aBROAD! Slop Is Game Of Thrones a boy show? Sci-Fi: best served old Enya: Ecosexual Gooner? Some porn reflections St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT! Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    56 min

  5. Mar 10

    007: FOR TODAY I AM A CHA

    Featuring… Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts Timothee Chalamet Snorting Estrogen Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks For Today I Am A Boy Coloratura Cucked Doing, Teaching Cruel Beginnings… Andes Mints on Bush Street And MORE! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    55 min

  6. Mar 3

    006: WHOOPSIE DAISY YOO HOO

    Featuring… Long Beach Down with introverts Not in my bayou, LDR Bravo pedagogy John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas The Cold War: it’s so back ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    1h 10m

  7. Feb 24

    005: THE CLAVICULAR HOMUNCULUS

    SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;) Featuring… Clavicular Tíamaxxing Pink film Letterboxd Euphoria (Season 1) Pillion Fujoshi explosion And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc… ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    53 min

  8. Feb 17

    004: GAY LOVERS

    Featuring ... Feminism3 Sissy waist blindness Yes, I pee on the plane, yes Gay PE class trauma The files… No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring The Missing Stair Pickle voice “We are gay lovers” Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    54 min

  9. Feb 10

    003: WHO’S AFRAID OF PAJAMA SAM?

    Featuring... Pajama Sam and psychosexual development Twelve Step Rosalia > Robyn TERF forum nipple talk Otters on the bus When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"? ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    57 min

  10. Feb 3

    002: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, EXTRA HORNY

    Featuring... DJs as Department Chairs How many smart thoughts can you have in a day? Sonja Morgan Syndrome What do straight men call boobs? The quest for a title continues Public pool politics A Chihuahua named Disco AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

    57 min

  11. Jan 27

    THE FRUIT FLIES 001

    What did Brittany smell today? Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless Chronology of Diarrhea No more bisexual memoirists Unsolicited advice for LGBTs Is twink a slur?

    57 min
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Women... Named Brittany and Maria... They're Talking... About YOU New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

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  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
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  • Rating
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