The Morning Bleezy

The Morning Bleezy

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a pod we rolled up just for you while you commute to that wack ass job !

APR 20

POPE LEO FAITHMOGGS JD VANCE

SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s latest blasphemy from our pedophile in chief. WATCH THIS EPISODE WITH YOUR EYES AT THEMORNINGBLEEZY.COM!!!! 0:00 - High School Musical: The Sharpay Edition 0:53 - Nia Can Vape On Our Set Now! 3:22 - War Exists In The Context Of All That Came Before It 5:16 - Not Every Day You Gotta Smoke 8:49 - Put On A Sweater Bitch (Fool’s Summer) 9:40 - Ebike To Your Date At The Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand 14:48 - The Cornhole Killer & His Car 20:15 - Anybody Can Do Anything To You At Any Time 22:09 - For Carroll 3 31:36 - The Duality Of Man (A Civilization Will Die Tonight) 33:10 - Beefin With The Pope 36:39 - I Thought I Was A Doctor Surrounded By Angels Laying Hands Upon The Sick 38:57 - JD Vance Is A Fat Ugly Chud 39:16 - THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME 41:47 - Get Your News From Only Us Then Touch Grass (Love You!) THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

43 min
APR 7

MONITORING THE SITUATION

Is it just me or does someone in this episode sound BALDER than usual? Dive on in to figure out who...we can't do it for you because we're too busy MONITORING several SITUATIONS including Kanye, Women's Hockey, the Artemis II launch, IRAN, and the newfound civil service of an American institution, TMZ. 0:00 - If You Talk About Kanye Then He Wins 0:54 - Your Warmest Commute Of The Year (So Far) 2:07 - New Poop / Fool's Spring 3:55 - Gas Is About To Cost One Billion Dollars A Gallon Forever 6:27 - They're Sayin It's The Fent Capital 7:27 - Quick Heroin Story 9:01 - WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO (Women's Hockey Hits MSG) 13:10 - Is It Even Possible To Get Into Hockey If Not Via Heated Rivalry? 16:05 - SOMEONE IS BALD and THAT'S WHY WE MISSED LAST EPISODE 20:09 - Government Mandated Merch Plug Moment 21:17 - We're Flying By The Moon Did Yall Want Anything? 26:22 - When He Speaks It's Damn Near Incoherent (Leader Of The Free World) 27:22 - Everything We're Doing Is A F****n War Crime! 28:42 - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A DAY OF RESPITE YOU STUPID WHORE 29:44 - It's Giving WW3 32:23 - We're Just Shooting Ourselves In The Dick For Israel 34:45 - Kristi Noem's Husband's Mommy Milkers 36:02 - We Gotta Lock In Bro 37:56 - We Have Healthcare At Home (& It's Just The "Doomsday Plane") 39:42 - UP RIGHT NOW: Countries Whose Plans Are Measured In Centuries 40:31 - TMZ Fixed The TSA F*****y So That's Where We're At Now 41:59 - Go To Work! ...Until It's Time To Not Go To Work THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

43 min
MAR 2

YOU WHORED YOURSELF OUT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR McDONALDS!

In this week's MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men's hockey team for this one and only time. We'll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in the meantime BUY OUR BEANIES @ https://arcola.tv/shopeezy 0:00 - The Truest MORNING Bleezy Ever 1:20 - Shilling Our Beanies (Which Are New And Amazing) 3:13 - F**k You If You Listen To TikToks Out Loud On Public Transit 5:13 - Groundhog Day Is Animal Divination So Go To Hell 6:47 - Zohran Did Better At Snow 2 9:00 - Nia Notices Jake Has Had Food On His Tooth This Whole Time 9:33 - Traumatizing Snow Story (A Dirty Gut Is A Healthy Gut) 12:45 - Schrödinger's Coat 13:26 - I Don't Have Much To Say About That Other Than War Is F*****g Stupid 15:20 - Impromptu Birth Rate Discussion 18:24 - Sports Can Heal A Nation But Also Can Be Some B******t 19:52 - Hockey Is A Women's Sport 21:45 - Jack Hughes Pulls A Megan Keller 22:31 - Locker Room Talk 23:40 - Kash Patel Has Make A Wish Kid Energy 25:50 - Like, I Go To Like, TEN Devils Games A Season 26:27 - White House McDonald's Humiliation Ritual 27:38 - Trump Was Up At The Podium Just Sucking His Own Dick 28:16 - You Can't Say No To Nothing? 29:00 - Heated Rivalry Lmaooo 30:46 - The Revolution Will Not Be On Center Ice 33:56 - Jake Unloads The Clip 35:48 - Muhammad Ali Was Getting Punched In The Face; You Dribbling A Ball 37:49 - Spearheading The Bronx Renaissance 39:30 - You're Probably At Your Job Now! THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

42 min
FEB 16

WILL YOU BE CHINESE WITH ME?

HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year 3 buy THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING, the SHIRT: https://arcola.tv/product/super-bowl-lx-prophecy-tee/ 0:00 - Happy Valentines (Even If You're Ugly) 2:13 - They're Red For An Amazing Reason 4:33 - I Never Considered That Dr. Pepper Could Be A Woman 6:05 - HAPPY CHINEVE 7:03 - Bad Bitches Weather Advisory 9:41 - I Want A Drivers License Because You Need White People Paperwork 13:58 - Sports Betting Retrospective (I Was Right vs. No You Weren't) 17:12 - Drake Maye Looked Like He Was Gonna Kill Himself 20:47 - Mike Tyson Humiliation Ritual / GLP-1 Ad 23:10 - Let The Ad Soak Into Your Soul (Ironically Of Course) 26:55 - Ding Dong Ditch...Your F*****G RING CAMERAS 28:31 - Super Bowl Ads Are Just Evil Now (F**k AI) 30:38 - Nobody Watching The Olympics 33:29 - THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING 34:54 - Why Does Everybody Wanna Be Chinese Right Now? 37:45 - How To Say Xi Jinping (Please Come Save Us Or Whatever) 38:56 - Being Chinese Disclaimer 40:48 - Giving The World Up To China vs. Fumbling The World In General 43:35 - BRO I CAN'T OWN SHIT NOW! 45:16 - We Get Angry For A Couple Days, And Then We Post 46:46 - The World Is Run By Pedophiles And Now Even Your Mom Knows That 47:43 - Remember When We All Hung Out On RedNote? 51:47 - What's A Fire Horse? 53:00 - How To Say Penjamin In Mandarin THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

54 min
FEB 2

EXPOSING THE TRADER JOES WEATHER MACHINE SUPER BOWL MOON LANDING CONSPIRACY

In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together... 0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail 3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag 5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes 9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession Indicator (SSRI) 11:27 - Getting Plowed By The City 13:49 - Every Intersection An Igloo 17:26 - Birds Barely Win Super Bowls 24:02 - The Generational Wealth Parlay 27:17 - THE CONSPIRACY TO END ALL CONSPIRACIES 32:25 - I Inherited This F****d Franchise From The Rooting Interests Of My Father 36:08 - We're Going Back To The Moon If You Even Care 41:15 - Naming Some Astronauts 44:44 - Why Are You As A Canadian Going To The Moon? 49:25 - But Did We Even LAND On The Moon? 56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap 56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap 56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap Watch Filmmaker S G Collins (RIP apparently) debunk moon landing conspiracies by analyzing if FAKING IT was even possible in the 1960s: https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=8SgwEcx35qPavwEX THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich 2026 arcola studios, llc

57 min
JAN 19

WE ARE CHARLIE STURK(A)

Happy MLK Day everybody! Pop this one in while you commute from your bed to the couch 3 0:00 - Everybody Learn Chinese Right Now 2:08 - ICE in the Forecast 8:45 - Transplants & Train Tracks 13:31 - Football Fortune Telling 20:12 - HOP ON THE YURIBUS 28:54 - Counting Or Not Counting Conservative Violence? THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich

36 min
JAN 5

HE HEAT ON MY RIVAL TIL I RY

It's SEEZY THREEZY of the BLEEZY! Yall mind if a black girl speak a little inshallah? 0:00 - New Years Breakdown/Acceptance 5:01 - Romanticize The Snow 7:01 - $3.00 Is The New $2.90 Is The New KYS 11:11 - Welcome To Mamdanistan 20:40 - HEATED RIVALRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to! Follow us at @themorningbleezy and themorningbleezy.com 3 hosted by Nia Barrow & Jake Jurich edited by Jake Jurich

42 min
10/14/2024

THE WEATHER MACHINE

do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now 3

19 min

5

out of 5

3 Ratings

a pod we rolled up just for you while you commute to that wack ass job !

Creator

The Morning Bleezy
Years Active

2023 - 2026
Episodes

26
Rating

Explicit
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