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I tried an idea from Discord today, from this news story that Butthole Winker 34 posted about fiber huts. Do they really call them fiber huts? Doesn't that suggest there'd be a roof over the box? It's just a stupid utility box. Thanks, K.C. Deeply, for being today's top supporter! The opening and ending song is Trolling and Rolling by Suno AI. The background music is Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie. The end song is Pet Peeves by Soup or Villainz.

Austin E. is fully responsible for today's house mapping, people mapping, and looking for bigger datasets for my neighborhood AI. We also get some inside info on the world of Hot Wheels, we get a dick slap, I sell some stock photos, and I bury $1,000 in gold coins in my neighbors yard. The opening and ending song is Trolling and Rolling by Suno AI. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Stahl.

I attempt to raise an old man's rent because of all the improvements he's made, I confront another tenant about the multiple sublevels of living space he's dug, I change a phone number, and I flick a lit cigarette into an old man's face. Flicking lit cigarettes into old mans faces is brought to you by CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Stahl. The end song is Sublevel Rhapsody by Redbox and the Chilipeppers.

I break some rules by making a local call to a strange lady who immediately thinks I'm on the dark web and then accuses me of being a celebrity. We then move on to the usual things like creeping around in back yards and snapping photos of my neighbors out in public. This one is brought to you by Keith C. The opening song is Cactus by Vista Blue. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Stahl. The end song is Your Friend's Brother by Wordburglar.

I didn't intend to only call AnimeGurl304's numbers, but that's what happened anyway. I fail to change a few numbers, I talk to girls about milkdoors, I get yelled at just for asking for the wrong person, and I let a tattoo artist know that I'm coming over to kiss him on the mouth. All this and more is brought to you by Brown Magic. The opening song is The Devil's In The Phone Booth. The background music is Abracadabra by Ben Stahl. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff.

Catalyst is today's sponsor! Today I go through a silent auction list, sent in by Zack. I accuse a lady of stealing our PEN, I steal candy out of their winning package, and I talk to a few shoppers about their shopping cart practices.