The JB and Sandy Show

Sandy McIlree
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The podcast version of the incredibly popular JB and Sandy Show in Austin, Texas. You can listen live Monday-Friday from 6:00 am-10:00 am on 98.1 KVET. Stream from anywhere on the iHeart Radio App or online at KVET.com JB and Sandy on YouTube

  1. 14H AGO

    Sandy v. Rip - Who Would Win? Tricia's Salad Disaster!

    “Could Sandy Really Beat Rip? The Showdown, The Salad Disaster & The Orange Barrel Takeover”  “If it came down to it… could you actually take down your TV hero in a fight?”  That question sparks one of the most unexpectedly hilarious debates on this episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and trust us, it escalates fast. Sandy boldly claims he could take on Rip from Yellowstone, setting off a full-blown breakdown of fighting styles, physical limitations (hello, shoulder issues), and one unforgettable story involving a bar, a pretzel-like takedown, and a Lone Star beer that never spilled.  This episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and relatable chaos, from a wildly inappropriate (yet undeniably funny) take on a dad explaining divorce, to Sandy unleashing one of his most passionate—and poetic—odes ever. This time? A fiery tribute to Austin’s most controversial “landmark”: the orange construction barrel.  “You whisper, merge left… then you shout, no merge right!” becomes the battle cry for anyone who’s ever sat in traffic questioning their life choices. It’s sharp, it’s hilarious, and it perfectly captures the spirit of a city that feels permanently under construction.  And then there’s Tricia’s long-awaited kitchen triumph… or not. After multiple attempts and a fridge full of sacrificed lettuce, she finally makes the “famous” salad—only to deliver the brutally honest verdict: “I didn’t like it.” Pair that with frozen pizza and you’ve got a dinner story that’s painfully relatable.  Other standout moments include:  JB’s surprising defense of Sandy in the Rip debate: “I’m betting my money on Sandy.”  A classic TV quote that still hits: “I don’t believe in intuition… but I have a funny feeling that someday I will.”  A reality check on the scorching summer ahead and how many triple-digit days Austin might endure.

    14 min

  2. 15H AGO

    What's YOUR Nacho Strategy?

    “Are You Playing to Win… or Just Sharing Nachos?    When it comes to life’s little battles… are you strategizing three moves ahead—or just hoping for the best?  Right out of the gate, Tricia sparks a spirited discussion about the unspoken rules of sharing food—especially nachos. Her confession, “I’m always thinking three nacho moves ahead of my opponent,” sets off a hilarious deep dive into food boundaries, including Sandy’s firm stance on one surprising category: dairy.  But the laughs don’t stop there. The crew dives into a bizarre “crime report” involving a very unexpected barbecue thief—complete with police notes that will have you shaking your head and cracking up. It’s the kind of story only this show could make even funnier.  You’ll also get a dose of nostalgia and pop culture as the team talks about how a certain legendary artist is suddenly dominating playlists again, proving that great music never really fades. And in true JB and Sandy fashion, they aren’t holding back opinions—especially when it comes to celebrity headlines that might make you say, “Do we care… or not?”  One of the standout heartwarming moments comes with the introduction of a brand-new “small town reporter,” whose personality already shines through—along with a peek into life in a household of four energetic boys. It’s sweet, funny, and completely authentic.  Plus, JB gets put on the spot in Rapid Fire Q&A, delivering a memorable quote:  “I’m not afraid of death… I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”  It’s classic JB—thoughtful with a twist of humor you won’t forget.  From paddleboard flute players to wild Austin moments, unpredictable weather talk, and stories that range from ridiculous to touching, this episode captures everything you love about mornings with JB, Sandy, and Tricia.

    16 min

  3. 1D AGO

    He Picked A Fight With WHO??

    “What’s the Worst Decision You Could Make on Sixth Street… and Why Did This Guy Actually Do It?”  From unbelievable street chaos to laugh-out-loud parenting struggles, this episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a wild ride through one of the strangest weekends Austin has seen in a while—and trust us, you won’t want to miss a second of it.  Things kick off with a jaw-dropping story that had everyone asking the same question: “What was he thinking?” A man on Sixth Street made the bold (and incredibly misguided) choice to pick a fight—with an entire platoon of Marines in full dress blues. As Sandy put it, “That’s the ultimate of not being able to read the room.” The aftermath? Exactly what you’d expect—and it’s as intense as it is unbelievable.  But the chaos didn’t stop there. JB, Sandy, and Tricia break down a deeply concerning series of random shootings across Austin involving teenagers, stolen cars, and a city on edge. It’s a sobering moment in the episode, balanced by appreciation for law enforcement stepping in fast to bring it under control.  Just when you think things couldn’t get any stranger, the crew shifts gears into the weird, wonderful side of Austin life. From a paddleboarder casually playing the flute on Lady Bird Lake to a Cybertruck sporting ironic bumper stickers, the question becomes: what’s the most “Austin” thing you saw this weekend? Spoiler alert—it involves a three-legged dog and a game of hacky sack.  And then comes one of the standout moments of the episode: Sandy’s brilliantly relatable “Ode to the End of the School Year.” If you’re a parent hanging on by a thread as summer approaches, this will hit hard. With lines like “I am one permission slip away from total collapse,” and “Hobby Lobby can suck it,” it’s the cathartic laugh every exhausted parent didn’t know they needed.  Plus, the team dives into crowds getting out of control at The Domain over a limited-edition watch drop, the return of mall culture, and why people might finally be craving real-world connection again.

    21 min

  4. 1D AGO

    Austin Was A Little Crazy This Weekend! And an End Of Year Rant That Is ALL Of Us!

    “Would You Miss a $6 Million Jackpot? The Wild Stories, Close Calls & Chaos You Can’t Miss”    What would you do if you were just days away from losing a $6 million lottery ticket… and had no idea it was hiding in your closet?  We kick things off with Tricia’s brilliantly mischievous thought: “I want to stare at someone from across the street and then disappear when a bus passes.” That story spirals into a heart-pounding throwback where JB literally saves Sandy from stepping in front of a speeding bus—complete with the unforgettable line: “You could feel it hit your nose… I would have been dead.”  From there, it’s a rollercoaster of “Care or Don’t Care” moments, including the unbelievable story of a man who nearly lost a $6 million winning ticket because it sat crumpled in his jeans pocket for days.  The energy shifts as the crew introduces one of the show’s most charming new features: Small Town Reporters. Meet Ryan, a young voice from Georgetown delivering local news with personality—and even a “chicken tenders expert” perspective you didn’t know you needed.  The show also dives into serious territory, unpacking a startling series of random shootings around Austin. The conversation brings raw reactions, real concerns, and candid commentary about safety, community, and the eerie reality of receiving a “shelter in place” alert that leaves you wondering what you’d do next.  On a lighter note, the team celebrates big wins from the world of country music, sharing excitement, surprise, and a bit of nostalgia—plus that feel-good reminder that sometimes, there’s “enough pie for all of us.”  And in one of the most relatable moments of the episode, a fed-up mom goes viral with her brutally honest take on end-of-school chaos:  “If it requires me spending any more money… that’s it. I done checked out!”  It’s the anthem every parent didn’t know they needed.

    19 min

  5. 1D AGO

    JB and Sandy No Restrictions

    An extra podcast that has no restrictions.  Enjoy.

    26 min

  6. 4D AGO

    Bangs or No Bangs?? The Moment We've All Been Waiting For!

    “Did She Really Do It?! The Hair Decision That Had Everyone Holding Their Breath”    “What happens when you’re one bold haircut away from a full-blown identity crisis?”  The tension builds fast as JB’s sister, Chris, faces the ultimate dilemma: to get bangs… or not to get bangs. It sounds simple—until it’s not. What unfolds is a hilarious and surprisingly high-stakes journey into impulse decisions, self-expression, and the kind of change that can send you spiraling. Tricia steps in with a passionate attempt to talk Chris off the ledge, delivering what might be the most dramatic intervention over a haircut you’ve ever heard.  And just when you think it can’t get any better, Sandy takes the challenge to a whole new level with his unforgettable “Ode to Bangs.” Equal parts poetic and outrageous, one line in particular has everyone stunned:  “For bangs are not just hair, they are drama queens.”  The big reveal? You’ll finally hear what Chris decided after all that buildup—and trust us, the moment is worth the wait. As she hilariously admits, it came down to one crucial question:  “Are you willing to commit?”  Beyond the bangs saga, the episode is packed with classic JB and Sandy energy—listener shoutouts from across Texas, excitement for George Strait’s big night, and a feel-good story that sparks serious local pride (and a little friendly bragging).

    15 min

  7. 4D AGO

    The Trampoline of Adulthood! "Guys! Give Me A Second to Get Back Up!"

    The Trampoline of Adulthood! Tricia perfectly captures the chaos of growing up with the line: “Remember when you couldn’t get up on a trampoline because everyone kept jumping? That’s adulthood.” It’s funny, it’s painfully accurate—and it sparks a conversation you didn’t know you needed.  The show also dives into a wild mix of pop culture and current buzz. You’ll hear about a star-studded global halftime show lineup featuring Madonna and Shakira, and a bizarre-but-true story about a city wanting to honor the mosquito that took down a historical figure—because apparently, grudges can last centuries.  Entertainment insider Stephen Presley joins the crew with some exciting updates, including a fresh expansion of the Rocky universe and the long-awaited return of a fan-favorite action franchise. It’s the kind of behind-the-scenes scoop that movie buffs will love.  But the heart of the episode lands in a candid and humorous check-in with Sandy, who’s nearing the two-week mark of quitting a longtime habit. The conversation blends encouragement, self-reflection, and plenty of laughs—including a standout comparison that might have you rethinking your own “before and after” moments.  And just when you think it couldn’t get more offbeat, the show veers into everything from collectible popcorn bucket inventions to a real-life crime story unfolding in Austin—complete with a citywide call to action.  It all wraps up with a lively rundown of what’s happening around town this weekend, from major concerts to local events, giving listeners the perfect excuse to get out and enjoy it all.  If you’re looking for a show that mixes humor, heart, and just enough unpredictability to keep you hooked, this episode delivers.

    17 min

  8. 5D AGO

    You Forgot How To Do THAT? And Tricia Throws Down with a Meemaw

    Are We All Overthinking the Obvious? Austin Hits 1 Million, Bangs Cause Chaos, and Tricia Throws Down “When did something as simple as going down a slide become… complicated?”  That question kicks off a wildly entertaining ride on this episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where everyday moments spiral into laugh-out-loud realizations and unexpected debates.  From the bizarre to the relatable, the crew dives into the things in life that should be easy—but somehow aren’t. What starts as a discussion about people struggling to use an emergency airplane slide turns into a hilarious exploration of how adults overthink the simplest tasks. It’s one of those conversations that’ll have you nodding along and questioning everything at the same time.  But the real heart of the episode? Austin itself. With the city officially topping one million residents, Sandy delivers a signature “Ode to Austin” that blends humor, nostalgia, and just the right amount of sass. One unforgettable line perfectly sums up the city’s evolution:  “Austin learned fancy words like mixed-use plan, but still wears cowboy boots with a tech bro tan.”  It’s a tribute—and a roast—you don’t want to miss.  Then things take a turn into personal territory with a live “bangs intervention.” JB’s sister calls in mid-crisis, debating a bold haircut inspired by country star Ella Langley. Tricia steps in with hard-earned wisdom and a warning that hits like a reality check:  “Not one single time… have they done anything but hate the bangs.”  It’s funny, brutally honest, and surprisingly relatable.  And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic, Tricia proves why she’s the self-proclaimed “queen of sass” with a story that steals the show—a Walgreens drive-thru showdown that escalates fast. Her mic-drop moment?  “Ma’am, is this your first time in a Walgreens drive-thru?”  Let’s just say… she handled it.  Plus, the team gets weirdly real about aging (including the truth about “old person smell”), shares the latest Austin happenings, and puts out a call for the show’s next young small-town reporter.

    22 min
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The podcast version of the incredibly popular JB and Sandy Show in Austin, Texas. You can listen live Monday-Friday from 6:00 am-10:00 am on 98.1 KVET. Stream from anywhere on the iHeart Radio App or online at KVET.com JB and Sandy on YouTube

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  • Creator
    Sandy McIlree
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    1K
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 96.7 KISS FM (KHFI-FM)
  • Show Website
    The JB and Sandy Show

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