The Update with Brandon Julien

Brandon Julien

New York is a city full of stories. On The Update with Brandon Julien, we just happen to have many of them. Wherever you may be or however you may listen to us, get caught up on everything that you need to know because anything can happen in New York.

  1. The Update- March 12th

    2D AGO

    The Update- March 12th

    Today in The Update Journal, we begin with a historic moment in culinary exploration: my first ever trip inside Buffalo Wild Wings. That’s right. After years of walking past those glowing televisions and the smell of fried ambition in the air, I will finally step through the doors like a rookie entering the big leagues. I’m told there are roughly 47 sauces, half of which are designed to test your pain tolerance and your will to live. We’ll see how that goes. Then, from the continuing saga of “Answers on The Weakest Link That Make You Question the Future of Humanity,” we revisit a contestant who was asked which famous TV personality made her first vowel movement in 1982. Now the rest of us at home immediately shouted the correct answer: Vanna White. Simple. Easy. A layup question. The contestant, however, confidently answered… Ellen. Yes. Ellen. Apparently somewhere out there is an alternate universe where Ellen DeGeneres has been casually flipping letters on Wheel of Fortune since the Reagan administration. And finally, in news that may temporarily stop Americans from crying while looking at their bank accounts, McDonald’s is preparing a new lineup of menu items for $3 or less. That’s right — in this economy, you can still walk into a McDonald’s with a couple of dollars and leave with actual food instead of just a napkin and emotional support. So today we’ve got wings, vowels, and budget burgers—which honestly sounds like the name of a very strange law firm. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, newly released surveillance video appears to show a man buying a fuse at a fireworks store days before authorities say he and another man brought homemade bombs to a protest outside Mayor Mamdani's residence. Mayor Mamdani spent his first in-person appearance at his “rental ripoff” hearings appealing to public housing tenants after he was heckled and previously accused of ignoring their plights. And in Washington, the January collapse of a pipe as wide as a car dumped so much sewage into the Potomac River that officials tracked a spike of gut-wrenching bacteria drifting slowly past Washington for weeks, prompting an emergency declaration and federal assistance.

    1h 32m
  2. The Update- March 11th

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    The Update- March 11th

    In this edition of The Update Journal, I try to solve a mystery even Scooby-Doo might struggle with: what exactly was The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo, and why does it feel like a fever dream from 1985? Then the tone shifts—just a little—as we look back six years to the day the world basically pressed the pause button, when sports stopped, travel bans began, and suddenly everyone became an amateur epidemiologist. And finally, in Brandon’s Take, we’ll tackle the great generational divide: snow days. For students, it’s a magical winter holiday. For staff? It’s “working from home,” which mostly means answering a couple emails while standing in front of the fridge wondering if this technically counts as productivity. Expect nostalgia, mild existential reflection, and the realization that adulthood has completely ruined snow days. ❄️ In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, Two former NYPD officers who prosecutors say stole a brothel key and then robbed and groped a sex worker are now facing federal charges after their initial state charges were dismissed on a technicality. A Honduran migrant was arrested for randomly shoving two strangers — including an 83-year-old man — onto Upper East Side subway tracks over the weekend, according to authorities. And major storms whipped up tornadoes in parts of Illinois and Indiana that leveled homes, killing at least two people and injuring others, and another round of rain, hail and strong winds made its way through the region, authorities say.

    1h 32m
  3. The Update- March 10th

    4D AGO

    The Update- March 10th

    In today’s Update Journal, we revisit the cinematic nightmare that united an entire generation: the THX sound. Not the movie. Not the trailers. Just the sound. That deep, metallic “BWAAAAAAAAAA” that shook theater walls, rattled your bones, and made every kid in the audience think the speakers were about to explode. For many of us, it was our first experience with surround sound… and mild emotional trauma. Then we move to The Weakest Link, where a contestant commits what can only be described as a breakfast felony—confusing butterscotch Munchkins and a strawberry Coolatta with Starbucks. Starbucks! That’s like walking into Yankee Stadium and asking where the Mets bullpen is. Somewhere, a Dunkin’ employee felt a disturbance in the force. And finally, in today’s honorable mention, Harry Styles reveals his chaotic “boy dinner” habit—basically a collection of random food items that looks less like a meal and more like what you’d eat at 11:45 p.m. while staring into the fridge with the light on. Naturally, a fast-food chain saw this and said, “Perfect. Let’s monetize that.” Because nothing says culinary innovation quite like a celebrity’s questionable late-night eating decisions. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, investigators are trying to learn more about two Pennsylvania men accused of bringing homemade bombs to a protest outside the home of Mayor Mamdani. Luxury real estate agents Tal and Oren Alexander and their brother Alon were convicted of sex trafficking for using their vast wealth to drug and rape numerous women they lured into their twisted orbit. And overseas, the widening Iran war has upended oil production and shipping across the Middle East, straining energy supplies worldwide.

    1h 32m
  4. The Update- March 9th

    5D AGO

    The Update- March 9th

    In this edition of The Update Journal, we begin with a man who quietly built a media empire while the rest of us were still trying to figure out how to program the VCR. Byron Allen has more channels, production credits, and executive producer tags than a CVS receipt, and if you blink during the credits you might miss the part where he basically owns the entire network. Then we move to one of those late-night TV moments that only happens when you’re awake at 2 A.M. watching American Greed, wondering where your life choices went wrong. The episode features a mayor who apparently believed that holding public office meant never having to pay for dinner. Because nothing says “public servant” quite like walking out of a restaurant and sticking the taxpayers—or the waiter—with the bill. And finally, we discuss the Monday after Spring Daylight Saving Time, the one day of the year where the entire country collectively wakes up angry. We lose an hour of sleep, gain an attitude, and suddenly every minor inconvenience feels like a federal offense. Coffee isn’t strong enough, alarms feel like personal attacks, and everyone at work looks like they’re operating on about three percent battery life. In other words: media empires, midnight scandals, and a nation running on one less hour of sleep. What could possibly go wrong? In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, a device thrown by a counterprotester at an anti-Islam demonstration in New York City on Saturday was confirmed to be an improvised explosive, according to a preliminary police analysis. As the investigation continued, the NYPD said they were looking into a second suspicious device found in the same area of Manhattan’s Upper East Side. Four people were shot during a Brooklyn bar brawl, as an eyewitness said one of the victims had his foot blown off. And overseas, Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of Iran’s late supreme leader, has been named as the Islamic Republic’s next ruler, authorities announced, as Tehran widened its attacks across the Mideast to strike oil and water facilities crucial to its desert sheikdoms.

    1h 26m

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New York is a city full of stories. On The Update with Brandon Julien, we just happen to have many of them. Wherever you may be or however you may listen to us, get caught up on everything that you need to know because anything can happen in New York.