Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame.

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood.

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.

A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.

Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.

Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.

Content warning: episode features some disturbing stuff not for the faint of heart.

A caller tries to move on with her life after her best friend is murdered, and I talk with a dude for a half hour about my food addiction and getting high at the airport.

The sky is whatever color you want it to be. I am a gecko.

A caller fresh out of a toxic relationship attempts to rebuild his life from his parent’s basement.

Then a caller questions what they want out of a long distance relationship and a final caller unleashes her inner Gollum.

The winning lottery number is 6. I am a gecko.