Three Gray Pubes

Jen and Ari
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Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place. WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!

  1. 4D AGO

    Houskeeping, BIG love, FLDS Fashion and When Coyotes Attack!

    Jen has a dramatic moment with her housekeeper that she can never come back from emotionally. Ari thinks the encounter was overhyped-what do YOU think? Then-coyotes attack, why sister wives are an excellent idea (for the housecleaning/cooking alone!) and SO MUCH MORE! 日本のリスナーの皆さん、本当にありがとう！ xo-3GP

    22 min

  2. 6D AGO

    Uncut Gems and The Devil Wears Prada 2

    Jen is back, from having ebola...so we're up and recording again. She reveals the catastrophe of her underground jewelry scam and how lucky she was to escape with any proof at all. Also, the Devil Wears Prada 2...our hot take...do snitches get stitches, or hundreds of millions of dollars. Ari's autism and a Japanese shoutout. xox - 3GP

    24 min

  3. MAY 5

    Take out and Confrontation

    What kind of to go containers do you bring to a gala? Did justice prevail, on the playground? Oh the places you'll go. XoXo - 3GP

    20 min

  4. APR 30

    Welcome to the Whore House! Hey Girl Hey!

    Ari has some parenting questions about retaliation and the futility (or the effectiveness?!) of YO MAMMA jokes. On a broader scale, this episode is about what messages we should be sending to our kids facing playground taunts and "terror. " Then, Jen and Ari do a little "role playing" to prepare for Ari's epic confrontation (which is not at all epic but is in our world) and then we FINALLY get an update from Jen on the play therapy fiasco (spoiler alert-she's still fired.) We're not going to lie, but this episode is FUN AF. Everyone in the BUSH, needs to buckle up. XoX - 3GP

    23 min

  5. APR 28

    Funeral Plans, Wedding Plans and SUPER GONNORHEA!

    In this epic ep we discuss our funeral plans-Ari's involves a PYRE..... Then, moving on with light and happy theme, we discuss weird things people bury (foreskin) and Jen’s epiphany on hot tub maintenance. (Spoiler alert-her hot tub might house SUPER GONNORHEA! ) Stay with us as we seamlessly digress into delayed development, personality disorders and a riveting reflection on Disney princesses -Cinderella has surprisingly girthy calves. We blame the transdermal patches. xo-3GP

    23 min

  6. APR 27

    WHCD - Bonus Episode

    White House correspondence dinner "emergency" episode....or is it? Jen thinks so, and spoiler alert, she disappointed herself, as usual. Also, per usual, some fun tangents. Ari talks about her favorite child and we review strategies for getting out of dangerous situations.

    34 min

  7. APR 23

    Sleep, play therapy and transdermal patches

    Starting out mad because we lost our first recording, but don’t worry we recovered. We lifted off with transdermal THC patches, as Jen shared her play therapy experience. Obviously, we take some turns along the way, so buckle up, we’re rolling out. Xoxo, 3GP

    36 min

  8. APR 21

    Micro Penis, MS and Mishegas

    How small is small? When do we switch over to MACRO? Is there anything in between? Since we couldn't be all laughs 24/7, we took our favorite detour into..... DEATH. ....But with a BIRTH twist! That's right, every time Ari gets pregnant a male close to her dies suddenly. Who has Ari killed with her uterus and are you next? Find out on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Three Gray Pubes. XOXO 3GP

    25 min
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About

Three Gray Pubes is a darkly funny, wildly honest podcast about identity, aging, orifices, estrogen, rage, and ALL of the thoughts you’re not supposed to say out loud—but absolutely SHOULD. If you’ve ever loved your kids deeply but often fantasize about starting a new life…..ALONE…..you’re in the right place. WARNING: Listening may encourage radical honesty and inappropriate behavior. JOIN THE MOVEMENT!

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  • Creator
    Jen and Ari
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jen and Ari
  • Show Website
    Three Gray Pubes

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