Throuple Rudy, Monica, and Liz

*this episode contains graphic descriptions of SA/violence*



Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that FINALLY made an episode without accusing each other of racism.



The gang lurches through a discussion of the hit Netflix show Baby Reindeer (with a touch of BBL). Liz is mercilessly mocked by Monica when she reveals that she hasn't seen the show, and Monica reveals where her stalker lives. Rudy recounts the story of bringing a man who was homeless back to his 8-roommate apartment and the man's subsequent refusal to leave. Liz and Rudy realize they stalked each other into a relationship.



The trio discuss the logistics of an*l prolapse and discuss the laundry list of substances consumed by Baby Reindeer's protagonist. Liz wonders if stalking has a honeymoon period and Monica expresses her genuine desire for victims of stalking to receive at least a modicum of free snacks from their predator.







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Transracial writing





Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that’s about to start selling illegal tanning products. This week we present part two of the Transracial Blues. Monica takes us through the life and times of notable transracial woman Martina Big, who made the switch from white to black.

 

Throuple looks at a before and after photo of Martina Big, who was a white, blonde German woman, and who now has 32DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD breasts, textured black hair (wig??), and skin that looks like it’s smeared in black face paint.



The gang learns about Martina’s journey to feeling “more black” and that she (shockingly) thinks her baby will come out black. Rudy points out that only a German would compare their transracial journey to car tuning, and reveals his film BIG noir alter ego Detective Beau Binary.

 

Liz proposes a transracial Big Brother reality show where transracial people like Rachel Dolezal, Martina Big, and Jessica Krug will live in a house together and be recorded 24/7. Monica, in a stroke of genius, names the show “Big Brotha”. Monica appoints herself the Judge Sbarro of transracial justice, and liz defends 32D(x23) breasts as a protected Title VII characteristic. The gang wonders whether Scandinavian countries have maternal leave for getting implants.

 

Lastly, a lively debate over whether it’s HAMbone or HANDbone culminates in a live hambone session followed by ten minutes of roasting the extremely Caucasian Boston Typewriter Orchestra.

 



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Welcome to Throuple: the podcast that is unapologetically pro-welfare-fraud.



This is part one of a deep dive into people who identify as transracial: that is, people who perceive themselves as being born into the wrong race. We start with notable Nubian Queen Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who secretly presented as a Black woman for years before she was exposed by the caucasity of her potentially abusive family. Liz explains her life story: from being the daughter of White missionaries in the midwest to her time as an NAACP chapter head taking to the streets to protest racism, and her rebirth as Nkechi Diallo, the OnlyFans baddie and edgy podcaster.



Monica and Liz disagree on whether white students should get scholarships at historically black colleges. The gang discusses why transracial people are so weird looking and Monica details her attempt to pass as Irish at her job interview. Rudy falls in love with Rachel after seeing her surprisingly snatched waist, to the point of totally ignoring his co hosts.



Throuple bemoans the cultural obsession with humiliating women but agrees that they will all remain problematic and still seek out leaked n00ds. Rudy advocates for higher teacher pay and Monica suggests that Rachel's food stamp fraud case be tried in Food Court under Judge Sbarro.



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This week we delve into the history of short-lived musical group City High, who topped the charts with their hit songs “What Would You Do” and “15 will get you 20” (yes, they’re talking about statuatory r*pe).



Liz gives an overview of the group’s rise as Wyclef-produced stars, and their crash-and-burn breakup just a couple years later due to member Robby Pardlo’s alcoholism and his shaky allegations that girlfriend and band member Claudette Ortiz cheated on him with the third member of City High. 



The gang watches excerpts from Robby’s sweaty, drunk episode of Intervention in which he drives drunk, attempts to record off-key vocals at a studio while swigging from a plastic vodka pint, neglects his child, complains incessantly about his MEAN MOM, and screams at his family. 



Rudy gets confused about the message of “What Would You Do” and thinks he has to become a sex worker to feed his hungry baby daddy.  Liz calls out the dumbass main character of “15 will get you 20” and his lack of basic reasoning and due diligence. Monica and Liz tell stories of being ogled by nasty old men at the age of 13 and wonder why grown-ass men are into minors.



Liz reads from an interview with Claudette detailing Robby’s abuse and abject alcoholism and how his dysfunction cost her a life-long dream, then she plays a podcast interview in which Robby victim-blames Claudette and reveals that he is STILL DRINKING but it’s all good. Monica retains hope that if the sh*tty podcast can have almost 2,000 followers, we could get 3.



The gang discusses Wyclef’s possibly-sketchy age difference with ex Lauryn Hill and recalls philanderer Fabolos’ controversial Claudette Ortiz appreciation post on Instagram, then decide that Throuple is now a Claudette Ortiz appreciation podcast. Lastly, a quick cruise of Robby’s Instagram reveal photos of vodka and questionable tattoos.



Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that won an EGOT for their hit show LumberTalk with Monica



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Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that can't stop with the accidental racism.



This week the gang delves into Pawel Jaszczuk, the Polish photographer who takes photos of Japanese businessmen passed out drunk in the streets. Rudy explains the brutal salaryman work culture in corporate Japan, and shares the tragic story of a journalist literally worked to death.



 Liz’s latest idea is a salaryman street rack to safely clip in and nap while passed out. Monica teaches us to apologize in Japanese for leaving work before our coworkers and we immediately use the phrase to skip work entirely. Rudy and Monica share their “passed out outside at night” stories. 



As an ADHD aside, Liz catches them up on TI’s family drama: his wife Tiny and her horrifying eye color change surgery, and TI’s perverted fixation on his daughter’s virginity. The gang is devastated by the breaking news of CHAI’s breakup. Liz is cancelled for her exploitative tiktoks, and Monica and Rudy commit Brown on Brown racism.





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Liz, Rudy and Monica discuss last week's Superbowl entertainment. A discussion about whether Usher's body is natty turns contentious when Monica claims that he has "no muscle definition", and Rudy shouts out Ice Spice for surviving the Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's white lady box. The gang chooses their desired performers for next year (spoiler: Monica wants to skip the whole cursed event and watch a movie instead).


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