11 episodes

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

Til Death Do Us Blart Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers

    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 3K Ratings

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

    Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart
    The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed.
    Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute.
    https://mcelroymerch.com/collections/til-death-do-us-blart
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 39 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

    Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in.
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 11 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

    Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint.

    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Bonus Episode: Origins

    Bonus Episode: Origins

    When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
    Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

    • 1 hr 19 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
3K Ratings

3K Ratings

jo mccall ,

it’s always blart time

who knew 5 good boys could turn an unremarkably awful and in movie into something even stranger? it’s comedy alchemy. this is the only reason I look forward to thanksgiving

Dr.Decaf ,

Phenomenal Show

I picked it up around 2018, and have tuned in every year (and sometimes in between if I miss my boys) and I love it every listen. And no, I have never once seen the bad movie, but will always listen to my good good guys suffer 😁😁

crazylazyhazychic ,

Excellent

I’ve been using this podcast to fall asleep to lately. I find the bad years hilarious and the good years comforting and my dreams have only been a little weird because of it. The once in a blue boom was my favorite but they’re all delightful.

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