9 episodes

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

Til Death Do Us Blart Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers

    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 2.6K Ratings

The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

    Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint.

    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 10 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

    Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery

    • 1 hr 37 min
    Bonus Episode: Origins

    Bonus Episode: Origins

    When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

    It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy!
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
    Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

    American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy! 
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
    Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw

    • 1 hr 36 min
    Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

    Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

    American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.
     
    Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
     
    Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson

    • 1 hr 14 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
2.6K Ratings

2.6K Ratings

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Amazing!

Topical! Always relevant! Super fast uploads!

Festive Papa ,

An existential voyage about time and mortality through the lens of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

Phenomenal listen, part of my yearly Thanksgiving tradition. You good boys, your suffering is not in vain.

Please please do a Paul Blart tabletop game GM'd by Griffon at some point, that would be absolutely stellar.

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Apple podcasts calls it “clean” 💀

But they spent the first 5 minutes talking about ….making porn. Would expect nothing less, though

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